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So that's what losing Words With Friends feels like. @tkalsey had a 120 point word and beat me by 10. I couldn't be more proud. So that’s what losing Words With Friends feels like. @tkalsey had a 120 point word... February 12, 2012 - 32 words,
Mariners will start workouts a week early due to their Japanese series. That means pitchers & catchers report today. Spring has arrived. Mariners will start workouts a week early due to their Japanese series. That means pitchers... February 11, 2012 - 29 words,
Heard from a budding tech entrepreneur today "I'm not really a sales guy." My response: you'd better become one in a hurry. Heard from a budding tech entrepreneur today “I’m not really a sales guy.” My response:... February 10, 2012 - 29 words,
Why people use phone over gov't websites: Can't pay Fastrak w/o a credit card on file, but putting a card on file requires payment first. Why people use phone over gov’t websites: Can’t pay Fastrak w/o a credit card on... February 10, 2012 - 32 words,
Someday using Hotmail and AOL email addresses will become the new hipster trend. Someday using Hotmail and AOL email addresses will become the new hipster trend. Feb 10,... February 10, 2012 - 20 words,
RT @gadgetopia: @akalsey The last two people who have given me Hotmail addresses have apologized for it. RT @gadgetopia: @akalsey The last two people who have given me Hotmail addresses have apologized... February 10, 2012 - 24 words,
Is it bad that every time I see a user registration with a hotmail address, I immediately suspect a spammer? Is it bad that every time I see a user registration with a hotmail address,... February 10, 2012 - 27 words,
Orlando must have the slowest post office in the world. We constantly find things mailed from our office taking a week or more to arrive. Orlando must have the slowest post office in the world. We constantly find things mailed... February 9, 2012 - 32 words,
1st investment by @500startups was almost 2 yrs ago. When will it stop being referred to as "@davemcclure's new fund" http://t.co/ihRVjHda 1st investment by @500startups was almost 2 yrs ago. When will it stop being referred... February 7, 2012 - 29 words,
"My device is dead." "Is the power switch on?" "Of course the pow... Oh." I'm officially one of the dumb people that call tech support. “My device is dead.” “Is the power switch on?” “Of course the pow… Oh.” I’m... February 6, 2012 - 32 words,
The entire tiddlywinks page on Wikipedia reads as if a satirist made the whole thing up. http://t.co/YF8g6UPs The entire tiddlywinks page on Wikipedia reads as if a satirist made the whole thing... February 4, 2012 - 24 words,
My son had an altercation, and I explained that I manage to avoid having people want to beat me up. My wife interjected, "that's not true." My son had an altercation, and I explained that I manage to avoid having people... February 2, 2012 - 33 words,
Says something about Twitter's priorities: in the official clients, tools for reporting a spammer are buried under several levels of menus. Says something about Twitter’s priorities: in the official clients, tools for reporting a spammer are... February 2, 2012 - 28 words,
My son wants to try publishing an iOS app, but a teenager spending $99 for an Apple account isn't likely. Any suggestions? My son wants to try publishing an iOS app, but a teenager spending $99 for... February 2, 2012 - 29 words,
Just added another type of person to that list of mine. Just added another type of person to that list of mine. Jan 31, 2012 6... January 31, 2012 - 18 words,
RT @sacstarts: Sign up now for the SacStarts February Dinner at Cafe Bernardo http://t.co/v2obbUAs RT @sacstarts: Sign up now for the SacStarts February Dinner at Cafe Bernardo http://t.co/v2obbUAs Jan... January 31, 2012 - 21 words,
My son just asked me to help him with JavaScript. Awesome. My son just asked me to help him with JavaScript. Awesome. Jan 30, 2012 9... January 30, 2012 - 18 words,
Weird. A whole lot of people just unfollowed me. Weird. A whole lot of people just unfollowed me. Jan 30, 2012 6 :53 via... January 30, 2012 - 16 words,
I have a list in @Evernote... "types of people I want to attack with a power sander." It's a long list. I have a list in @Evernote… “types of people I want to attack with a... January 30, 2012 - 28 words,
Thanks to the brilliant @neilstratford I've challenged my kids: I'll buy them iPhones when they have their first app in the App Store. Thanks to the brilliant @neilstratford I’ve challenged my kids: I’ll buy them iPhones when they... January 30, 2012 - 30 words,
Is there really no way to email a task into Basecamp without paying for a third party product? Why do people like this thing again? Is there really no way to email a task into Basecamp without paying for a... January 30, 2012 - 32 words,
RT @jeremymeyers: @akalsey and yo uare in violation of CAN=SPAM laws and can be prosecuted. RT @jeremymeyers: @akalsey and yo uare in violation of CAN=SPAM laws and can be prosecuted.... January 30, 2012 - 22 words,
If you auto-subscribe me to a newsletter, and make me log into my account to unsubscribe, you suck. If you auto-subscribe me to a newsletter, and make me log into my account to... January 30, 2012 - 25 words,
It had been years since I'd made an embarrassing "reply all" mistake. Before today. It had been years since I’d made an embarrassing “reply all” mistake. Before today. Jan... January 29, 2012 - 21 words,
MMA and figure skating are both decided by judges scores. MMA and figure skating are both decided by judges scores. Jan 28, 2012 6 :43... January 28, 2012 - 17 words,
Hey @zynga: "Sith" isn't acceptable in Words With Friends? I'm revoking your passes to the secret geek bar. Hey @zynga: “Sith” isn’t acceptable in Words With Friends? I’m revoking your passes to the... January 28, 2012 - 25 words,
According to my inbox, my site isn't visible on search engines, but all these SEO consultants still manage to find it AND my email address. According to my inbox, my site isn’t visible on search engines, but all these SEO... January 27, 2012 - 32 words,
Also, protip for recruiters. A client looking for an Art Director probably wants someone with design experience. Also, protip for recruiters. A client looking for an Art Director probably wants someone with... January 26, 2012 - 24 words,
Email from a "recruiter/office manager" about a job. How low on the totem pole is this client to get the office manager working the acct? Email from a “recruiter/office manager” about a job. How low on the totem pole is... January 26, 2012 - 32 words,
I'm importing a 13gb cvs file into a local MySQL database so I can do some analysis. It's times like this I yearn for an SSD. I’m importing a 13gb cvs file into a local MySQL database so I can do... January 26, 2012 - 33 words,
When surveys ask me my race, I've begun to reply "Bothan." When surveys ask me my race, I’ve begun to reply “Bothan.” Jan 26, 2012 12... January 26, 2012 - 18 words,
RT @joshdmorg: Lots of articles lately about how to "get great PR," or "Get great exposure without PR firm!" Want to know the secret? Ha ... RT @joshdmorg: Lots of articles lately about how to “get great PR,” or “Get great... January 26, 2012 - 33 words,
If you use @papertrailapp now you can embed your real-time logging in #Drupal pages. http://t.co/wALljEwv If you use @papertrailapp now you can embed your real-time logging in #Drupal pages. http://t.co/wALljEwv... January 26, 2012 - 22 words,
.@Tropo customer @babelverse offered live crowdsourced audio translation of the State of the Union. Stats at: http://t.co/iM9fbBUX .@Tropo customer @babelverse offered live crowdsourced audio translation of the State of the Union. Stats... January 25, 2012 - 25 words,
Steampunk gin. http://t.co/tMNnvQtL Quite good, too. Steampunk gin. http://t.co/tMNnvQtL Quite good, too. Jan 25, 2012 10 :41 via Twitter... January 25, 2012 - 13 words,
It must be late January. I'm scouring the nets for rumors about minor league deals for fringe players with baseball teams I don't root for. It must be late January. I’m scouring the nets for rumors about minor league deals... January 25, 2012 - 32 words,
Prepping a new #Drupal module for release in the morning. Sneak preview available now if you can guess where to look. Prepping a new #Drupal module for release in the morning. Sneak preview available now if... January 25, 2012 - 28 words,
Cloud services are hot, so I'm starting a SaaS play. Snark as a Service. Cloud services are hot, so I’m starting a SaaS play. Snark as a Service. Jan... January 25, 2012 - 21 words,
The iPhone weather app forecasts darkness for tonight, followed by scattered daylight in the morning. The iPhone weather app forecasts darkness for tonight, followed by scattered daylight in the morning.... January 24, 2012 - 22 words,
I guess if the competition copies everything you do, you must be doing something right. I guess if the competition copies everything you do, you must be doing something right.... January 24, 2012 - 22 words,
Submitting an error to my web app error reporting service causes an error on their server. Is this what irony feels like? Submitting an error to my web app error reporting service causes an error on their... January 24, 2012 - 29 words,
RT @sacstarts: How to Recruit Initial Beta Users For Your App http://t.co/tCMQ8XyM RT @sacstarts: How to Recruit Initial Beta Users For Your App http://t.co/tCMQ8XyM Jan 24, 2012... January 24, 2012 - 19 words,
Zack just got a couple of pet mice. The dogs are very curious about them. Zack just got a couple of pet mice. The dogs are very curious about them.... January 23, 2012 - 22 words,
Some people are sore losers. I'm a sore winner. Some people are sore losers. I’m a sore winner. Jan 23, 2012 9 :36 via... January 23, 2012 - 16 words,
For those that asked, it's fantastic: http://t.co/4zGxTJMw For those that asked, it’s fantastic: http://t.co/4zGxTJMw Jan 22, 2012 5 :51 via Twitter... January 22, 2012 - 14 words,
note to self: when testing password change logic, don't use my production account. In other news, can someone reset my password for me? note to self: when testing password change logic, don’t use my production account. In other... January 22, 2012 - 30 words,
Mikkeller IBU 1000 brings a new meaning to "premium beer" - it's $84 for a six pack. Mikkeller IBU 1000 brings a new meaning to “premium beer” - it’s $84 for a... January 22, 2012 - 24 words,
If there were such a thing as software malpractice laws, the developer of this code would have been the first capital punishment case. If there were such a thing as software malpractice laws, the developer of this code... January 22, 2012 - 30 words,
Picked up a Mikkeller IBU1000 tonight. http://t.co/gQFcqbnL Should be like drinking fermented hop juice. First I've seen them for sale. Picked up a Mikkeller IBU1000 tonight. http://t.co/gQFcqbnL Should be like drinking fermented hop juice. First... January 21, 2012 - 27 words,
The cloud needs SSO. The cloud needs SSO. Jan 18, 2012 1 :00 via Twitter... January 17, 2012 - 11 words,
RT @yoz: Blame @akalsey for inspiring my new Twitter icon. RT @yoz: Blame @akalsey for inspiring my new Twitter icon. Jan 17, 2012 11 :15... January 17, 2012 - 17 words,
How many activists does it take to change a lightbulb? Activists don't change anything. How many activists does it take to change a lightbulb? Activists don’t change anything. Jan... January 15, 2012 - 21 words,
Twitter spammers have totally ruined the lives of really hot girls who enjoy replying to random twitter posts. Twitter spammers have totally ruined the lives of really hot girls who enjoy replying to... January 15, 2012 - 25 words,
"Fatal error: Can't use function return value in write context" - clearly I can. See, I just did. Why can't compilers bend to my will? “Fatal error: Can’t use function return value in write context” - clearly I can. See,... January 15, 2012 - 32 words,
Sadly, I had to pick from a list of options. RT @okwichu @akalsey Galactic President Superstar McAwesome is a great salutation. Sadly, I had to pick from a list of options. RT @okwichu @akalsey Galactic President... January 13, 2012 - 28 words,
"Salutation is a required field." Seriously? “Salutation is a required field.” Seriously? Jan 13, 2012 10 :02 via Twitter... January 13, 2012 - 13 words,
If @yoz added a stop SOPA sticker to his avatar, his pic would become nothing but head. If @yoz added a stop SOPA sticker to his avatar, his pic would become nothing... January 12, 2012 - 24 words,
Side effect of Amtrak having wifi: my phone wants me to connect each time a train passes by. Side effect of Amtrak having wifi: my phone wants me to connect each time a... January 12, 2012 - 25 words,
Nothing I've ever accomplished in my life started as a bumper sticker. Or a Twitter avatar. Nothing I’ve ever accomplished in my life started as a bumper sticker. Or a Twitter... January 12, 2012 - 23 words,
Often I make a trip to SF that turns out not to be worth it. Today was not one of those times. Often I make a trip to SF that turns out not to be worth it.... January 12, 2012 - 29 words,
It's not paranoia if people really are out to get you. /cc @andrewatideal It’s not paranoia if people really are out to get you. /cc @andrewatideal Jan 12,... January 12, 2012 - 20 words,
Changing your twitter pic in protest of SOPA is as effective as adding a Free Tibet bumper sticker to your car. Activity is not action. Changing your twitter pic in protest of SOPA is as effective as adding a Free... January 12, 2012 - 32 words,
SF might be the only place you can get a contact high while eating at a sidewalk cafe. SF might be the only place you can get a contact high while eating at... January 12, 2012 - 25 words,
RT @bmann: "Kicking off an effort to create an innovation economy by focusing on buildings, lifestyle, and money is..." http://t.co/hhLChMWD RT @bmann: “Kicking off an effort to create an innovation economy by focusing on buildings,... January 12, 2012 - 27 words,
Yes, a Do Not Call loophole allows you to call me, but why would you keep calling people you know don't want the calls? #stalkermarketing Yes, a Do Not Call loophole allows you to call me, but why would you... January 12, 2012 - 32 words,
RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey they're trying to figure out who is tethering RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey they’re trying to figure out who is tethering Jan 9, 2012 3... January 9, 2012 - 18 words,
Whatever the purpose of the AT&T RFID tags, mine was peeled off and dropped in the trash this morning. Whatever the purpose of the AT&T RFID tags, mine was peeled off and dropped in... January 9, 2012 - 26 words,
The name badges at the AT&T developer summit have RFID tags in them. I wonder why. The name badges at the AT&T developer summit have RFID tags in them. I wonder... January 9, 2012 - 23 words,
RT @sacstarts: Helping Sac region startups needs to start with helping founders. Why central planning and incubators can't help. http:// ... RT @sacstarts: Helping Sac region startups needs to start with helping founders. Why central planning... January 9, 2012 - 28 words,
The Palms has a mandatory $15/day bar tab. They auto-charge your room $15/day and slip a voucher for the bars under your door. Annoying. The Palms has a mandatory $15/day bar tab. They auto-charge your room $15/day and slip... January 8, 2012 - 31 words,
When you have only 3 minutes to demo at a hackathon, get right to the product. No one cares about your team intros or fancy slides. When you have only 3 minutes to demo at a hackathon, get right to the... January 8, 2012 - 33 words,
Final stretch at the AT&T Mobile hackathon. http://t.co/DwtyZLQo Final stretch at the AT&T Mobile hackathon. http://t.co/DwtyZLQo Jan 8, 2012 8 :11 via Twitter... January 8, 2012 - 15 words,
According to Internet Traffic Report, it seems half the Internet is down. http://t.co/pogqnSeL According to Internet Traffic Report, it seems half the Internet is down. http://t.co/pogqnSeL Jan 8,... January 8, 2012 - 20 words,
Make that 7 @Tropo developers here. Make that 7 @Tropo developers here. Jan 8, 2012 11 :44 via Twitter... January 8, 2012 - 13 words,
I've been at the AT&T Mobile hackathon for 30 minutes and have already met four members of the @Tropo developer community. I’ve been at the AT&T Mobile hackathon for 30 minutes and have already met four... January 8, 2012 - 28 words,
RT @mm: Women of San Francisco: an engineer will teach you Ruby on Rails, in-person, for free, next weekend. Here: http://t.co/pTSGE055 RT @mm: Women of San Francisco: an engineer will teach you Ruby on Rails, in-person,... January 7, 2012 - 28 words,
Is it baseball season yet? Is it baseball season yet? Jan 7, 2012 10 :25 via Twitter... January 7, 2012 - 12 words,
I now have enough Google Apps accounts that a way to import and export gmail settings would come in very handy. I now have enough Google Apps accounts that a way to import and export gmail... January 6, 2012 - 28 words,
Compatible OS: Windows ... Mac OS X. Installation step 1: Start up Windows. Compatible OS: Windows … Mac OS X. Installation step 1: Start up Windows. Jan 6,... January 6, 2012 - 20 words,
Incubators are like grad schools. There's a few great ones, but for the most part they're just a way to let people avoid the real world. Incubators are like grad schools. There’s a few great ones, but for the most part... January 5, 2012 - 33 words,
Splitting on a comma is NOT how you parse a CSV file. You know who you are. Splitting on a comma is NOT how you parse a CSV file. You know who... January 4, 2012 - 24 words,
My Internet connection has been so bad I considered taking the day off. Too much to do, so relocating to Tuepelo. My Internet connection has been so bad I considered taking the day off. Too much... January 4, 2012 - 28 words,
Let's try that again. Don't make hidden divs the first thing on your page unless you want this http://t.co/B0rfV7ez Let’s try that again. Don’t make hidden divs the first thing on your page unless... January 4, 2012 - 26 words,
Remember, Google indexes divs you've hidden with CSS. Don't make them the first thing on your page unless you want this:... Remember, Google indexes divs you’ve hidden with CSS. Don’t make them the first thing on... January 4, 2012 - 28 words,
RT @Tropo: Finalizing our event schedule for 2012, any hackathons, startup fests or cool events you think we should know about? RT @Tropo: Finalizing our event schedule for 2012, any hackathons, startup fests or cool events... January 3, 2012 - 28 words,
Saw the Batman trailer tonight. I had no idea Selina Kyle was a socialist. #occupyGotham Saw the Batman trailer tonight. I had no idea Selina Kyle was a socialist. #occupyGotham... January 2, 2012 - 22 words,
I can never decipher my wife's grocery lists. Or else she wants me to pick up some meth. I can never decipher my wife’s grocery lists. Or else she wants me to pick... January 1, 2012 - 25 words,
My new year's resolution is to not drink any more. Or any less. My new year’s resolution is to not drink any more. Or any less. Dec 31,... December 31, 2011 - 20 words,
This is how I always pictured Howard Roark's buildings. http://t.co/o8cXroaz This is how I always pictured Howard Roark’s buildings. http://t.co/o8cXroaz Dec 31, 2011 5 :18... December 31, 2011 - 17 words,
Things we do for kids. Kids had NYE plans, so wife & I going out. Kids plans fell though; we're staying home so they can have friends over. Things we do for kids. Kids had NYE plans, so wife & I going out.... December 31, 2011 - 35 words,
Beer with caffeine becomes illegal in California on January 1, so I just bought BevMo's entire stock of Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout. Beer with caffeine becomes illegal in California on January 1, so I just bought BevMo’s... December 30, 2011 - 28 words,
My wife gave me a Hario grinder and a siphon brewer. Both were put to good use tonight. My wife gave me a Hario grinder and a siphon brewer. Both were put to... December 25, 2011 - 25 words,
Holiday table idea: Old clear scotch bottles make excellent water pitchers. Clean labels off, fill 1/4 w water and freeze lying down. Holiday table idea: Old clear scotch bottles make excellent water pitchers. Clean labels off, fill... December 24, 2011 - 29 words,
I'm looking for someone with experience building Outlook plugins (don't laugh) for a small project. Can you help? (I said stop laughing.) I’m looking for someone with experience building Outlook plugins (don’t laugh) for a small project.... December 23, 2011 - 29 words,
RT @Tropo: Are you using Tropo for sending SMS to the UK? Receiving messages from UK numbers? We'd like to talk with you. Email adam@tro ... RT @Tropo: Are you using Tropo for sending SMS to the UK? Receiving messages from... December 23, 2011 - 34 words,
Branded shipping boxes are awesome. Except at Christmas when your company only sells one thing. Thanks for spoiling the surprise @zappos Branded shipping boxes are awesome. Except at Christmas when your company only sells one thing.... December 23, 2011 - 28 words,
I bet the intersection between people who understand SOPA and the people who use GoDaddy is very small. Here's to meaningless victories. I bet the intersection between people who understand SOPA and the people who use GoDaddy... December 23, 2011 - 29 words,
Someone should tell this guy a lightning talk isn't supposed to be 25 minutes long. Someone should tell this guy a lightning talk isn’t supposed to be 25 minutes long.... December 21, 2011 - 22 words,
Saw an interesting phenomenon at Disneyland. People crowding around the post-ride photos with cameraphones instead of buying pictures. Saw an interesting phenomenon at Disneyland. People crowding around the post-ride photos with cameraphones instead... December 21, 2011 - 25 words,
Short vacation to Disneyland with my inlaws. I surprised them with a limo from the airport. http://t.co/fgYTHXHq Short vacation to Disneyland with my inlaws. I surprised them with a limo from the... December 18, 2011 - 24 words,
First time in the new Sacramento terminal. It's quite nice. Power at most seats, lots of food and drink. First time in the new Sacramento terminal. It’s quite nice. Power at most seats, lots... December 18, 2011 - 26 words,
Austin's airport is like that too. Wish more would do it. Too many chains in airports. Show off your local flavors instead. Austin’s airport is like that too. Wish more would do it. Too many chains in... December 18, 2011 - 29 words,
It's very cool that the new terminal at Sacramento Airport has mostly local restaurants. Jack's, Dos Coyotes, Old Soul, Esquire & others. It’s very cool that the new terminal at Sacramento Airport has mostly local restaurants. Jack’s,... December 18, 2011 - 29 words,
Apparently his medication contains glycerine. Sets off the scanners. Apparently his medication contains glycerine. Sets off the scanners. Dec 18, 2011 8 :27 via... December 18, 2011 - 16 words,
My 80 year old father in law left his wallet in his pocket and was flagged by TSA, swabbed & taken into an interview room. My 80 year old father in law left his wallet in his pocket and was... December 18, 2011 - 32 words,
I just made someone act out "Pride & Prejudice & Zombies" in charades. I just made someone act out “Pride & Prejudice & Zombies” in charades. Dec 16,... December 16, 2011 - 20 words,
Playing Charades. "How do you feel about obscure Ian Fleming novels as a topic?" Blank stares. Playing Charades. “How do you feel about obscure Ian Fleming novels as a topic?” Blank... December 16, 2011 - 23 words,
My meeting location today. Can I move in? http://t.co/O1rcnSbl My meeting location today. Can I move in? http://t.co/O1rcnSbl Dec 15, 2011 8 :45 via... December 15, 2011 - 16 words,
RT @pgolding: Hey @akalsey - as a builder of IM goodness, have you seen @BonfireIM from @joshr in London RT @pgolding: Hey @akalsey - as a builder of IM goodness, have you seen @BonfireIM... December 14, 2011 - 26 words,
RT @sacstarts: Don't forget. Tech founder's happy hour tonight, sponsored by @tropo and @chrometa http://t.co/9yVvEBYj RT @sacstarts: Don’t forget. Tech founder’s happy hour tonight, sponsored by @tropo and @chrometa http://t.co/9yVvEBYj... December 12, 2011 - 22 words,
Very cool Mercedes ad campaign powered by @Tropo http://t.co/NDGxBLUm Very cool Mercedes ad campaign powered by @Tropo http://t.co/NDGxBLUm Dec 12, 2011 9 :15 via... December 12, 2011 - 16 words,
A remake of Paula Abdul's "Straight Up"? Really? Is this the creativity RIAA wants to protect with draconian copyright? A remake of Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up”? Really? Is this the creativity RIAA wants to... December 10, 2011 - 26 words,
And now there's a nail in my week-old tire. I'm starting to think I'm in a reality show and no one told me. Where's Jim Carey? And now there’s a nail in my week-old tire. I’m starting to think I’m in... December 10, 2011 - 33 words,
I just had to sign for a $0.00 credit card transaction. Somewhere, there's a software engineer who's never heard of an edge case. I just had to sign for a $0.00 credit card transaction. Somewhere, there’s a software... December 10, 2011 - 30 words,
Call my bank to report fraudulent charges. They won't talk to me because my account is locked because of said charges. Call my bank to report fraudulent charges. They won’t talk to me because my account... December 10, 2011 - 28 words,
MetroPCS' slogan is "Hello hello hello." @tkalsey says that's because with Metro, no one can hear you the first time. MetroPCS’ slogan is “Hello hello hello.” @tkalsey says that’s because with Metro, no one can... December 10, 2011 - 27 words,
The @dropbox 404 page is pretty awesome. http://t.co/36cWSrwH The @dropbox 404 page is pretty awesome. http://t.co/36cWSrwH Dec 9, 2011 11 :29 via Twitter... December 9, 2011 - 15 words,
RT @CalEvans: Had a great time with @akalsey touring the @voxeo office complex. How can your NOT love a company with their own barista! :) RT @CalEvans: Had a great time with @akalsey touring the @voxeo office complex. How can... December 9, 2011 - 32 words,
Just gave @calevans a tour of the @Voxeo Orlando office. I think he wants to move in now. Just gave @calevans a tour of the @Voxeo Orlando office. I think he wants to... December 9, 2011 - 25 words,
Heard at an anonymous company: "I don't tweet" - signed, the person in charge of the department charged with interacting with customers. Heard at an anonymous company: “I don’t tweet” - signed, the person in charge of... December 9, 2011 - 29 words,
Introduced one of our Beijing team Members to single malt scotch tonight. Tomorrow night: brandy & bourbon. Introduced one of our Beijing team Members to single malt scotch tonight. Tomorrow night: brandy... December 6, 2011 - 24 words,
I happened to be in Orlando for the shooting of the @voxeo company Christmas card photo. Imported 6 tons of snow. http://t.co/RGODXkOq I happened to be in Orlando for the shooting of the @voxeo company Christmas card... December 6, 2011 - 29 words,
In the past week, seen many groups w/ kids or pets told to skip the TSA body scanner & use the metal detector. Terrorists don't have pets? In the past week, seen many groups w/ kids or pets told to skip the... December 5, 2011 - 34 words,
Nice writeup on Babelverse (@Tropo customer) in @fastcompany http://t.co/ei9ZiMBL Nice writeup on Babelverse (@Tropo customer) in @fastcompany http://t.co/ei9ZiMBL Dec 6, 2011 6 :50 via... December 5, 2011 - 17 words,
I wonder if using in-flight wifi for researching firearms for purchase would rankle the TSA or my fellow passengers. I wonder if using in-flight wifi for researching firearms for purchase would rankle the TSA... December 5, 2011 - 26 words,
After sprinting from one end of an enormous airport to the other end, I discover the pilots' inbound flight was delayed, too. After sprinting from one end of an enormous airport to the other end, I discover... December 5, 2011 - 29 words,
Asked a guy on the jetway about his Shadow Ranch jacket. Turns out he's the owner of one of my favorite wineries. Asked a guy on the jetway about his Shadow Ranch jacket. Turns out he’s the... December 5, 2011 - 29 words,
My luggage has a copy of the 4th Amendment sitting on top of my clothes. Just in case the TSA decides to look. My luggage has a copy of the 4th Amendment sitting on top of my clothes.... December 5, 2011 - 30 words,
RT @founding: Less than four hours remain to join the Founder Institute in Silicon Valley. Apply here: http://t.co/3pDXkiX4 RT @founding: Less than four hours remain to join the Founder Institute in Silicon Valley.... December 4, 2011 - 25 words,
Not to self: one roast chicken is not enough for dinner for three teen boys. Not to self: one roast chicken is not enough for dinner for three teen boys.... December 4, 2011 - 22 words,
My grandfather's vintage HP-1: the original calculator watch. http://t.co/gfl0JmZl My grandfather’s vintage HP-1: the original calculator watch. http://t.co/gfl0JmZl Dec 3, 2011 7 :42 via... December 3, 2011 - 16 words,
RT @sacstarts: Local game maker @KlickNation acquired by EA. Reported price is $35 million. http://t.co/Y7sZYJfA RT @sacstarts: Local game maker @KlickNation acquired by EA. Reported price is $35 million. http://t.co/Y7sZYJfA... December 3, 2011 - 22 words,
Finally home, 20 hours after I left Orlando. Now: sleep. Finally home, 20 hours after I left Orlando. Now: sleep. Dec 1, 2011 10 :11... December 1, 2011 - 17 words,
Due to weather in LA my flight was diverted to Phoenix. Wonder if @chrismatthieu's couch is available Due to weather in LA my flight was diverted to Phoenix. Wonder if @chrismatthieu’s couch... November 30, 2011 - 24 words,
Ah, the global economy... I have a conference call at midnight tonight. Ah, the global economy… I have a conference call at midnight tonight. Nov 23, 2011... November 23, 2011 - 19 words,
Can we just all agree that Perl 6 is already here and very popular? It's called Ruby. Can we just all agree that Perl 6 is already here and very popular? It’s... November 23, 2011 - 24 words,
RT @hotdogsladies: Oh, my goodness. Markdown blogging via Dropbox. http://t.co/RaxESMlV Think: "hosted Bloxsom" times "awesome" RT @hotdogsladies: Oh, my goodness. Markdown blogging via Dropbox. http://t.co/RaxESMlV Think: “hosted Bloxsom” times “awesome”... November 23, 2011 - 22 words,
Perl 6 is the Duke Nukem of programing languages. Perl 6 is the Duke Nukem of programing languages. Nov 23, 2011 10 :18 via... November 23, 2011 - 16 words,
RT @sacstarts: Tech entrepreneurs in Sacramento, come to the Startup Happy Hour sponsored by @Tropo and @Chrometa http://t.co/P3huMhUA RT @sacstarts: Tech entrepreneurs in Sacramento, come to the Startup Happy Hour sponsored by @Tropo... November 22, 2011 - 25 words,
RT @sacstarts: Come hang out for some casual coworking with local tech entrepreneurs tomorrow morning at Sacramento Open Coffee. http:// ... RT @sacstarts: Come hang out for some casual coworking with local tech entrepreneurs tomorrow morning... November 21, 2011 - 28 words,
Just pushed an update to Luxe. Forgot to give a URL to the config screen. Whoops. Fixed. http://t.co/JjhWQIut Just pushed an update to Luxe. Forgot to give a URL to the config screen.... November 18, 2011 - 25 words,
Just released: Luxe, a lightweight Drupal module to improve the login and registration pages. http://t.co/JjhWQIut Just released: Luxe, a lightweight Drupal module to improve the login and registration pages. http://t.co/JjhWQIut... November 17, 2011 - 22 words,
RT @grobot: @akalsey you're sure it didn't say /reliving/ paranoia? RT @grobot: @akalsey you’re sure it didn’t say /reliving/ paranoia? Nov 17, 2011 7 :07... November 17, 2011 - 17 words,
Saw an ad suggesting smoking pot as a way of relieving paranoia. Isn't that like prescribing loud noises and bright lights for a headache? Saw an ad suggesting smoking pot as a way of relieving paranoia. Isn’t that like... November 17, 2011 - 31 words,
How is it 4pm and I haven't yet gotten to any of the things I planned on doing today? How is it 4pm and I haven’t yet gotten to any of the things I... November 16, 2011 - 26 words,
RT @entendu: Failing fast is only useful when you learn something. RT @entendu: Failing fast is only useful when you learn something. Nov 14, 2011 3... November 14, 2011 - 18 words,
Why do Nigerian scammers all have bank balances with very round numbers? You'd think there'd be some change in there. Why do Nigerian scammers all have bank balances with very round numbers? You’d think there’d... November 14, 2011 - 27 words,
Sutter Butte's Franklin DIPA by @Krausen at Sam Horne's. Yes, I just drove 25 minutes for a beer. And yes, it's worth it. Sutter Butte’s Franklin DIPA by @Krausen at Sam Horne’s. Yes, I just drove 25 minutes... November 11, 2011 - 30 words,
I order so much online that I'm surprised when the UPS driver goes down my street and doesn't stop here. I order so much online that I’m surprised when the UPS driver goes down my... November 10, 2011 - 27 words,
Asked by @AaronKlein how I knew he was behind @FakeAdamKalsey - handwriting analysis revealed the culprit. Asked by @AaronKlein how I knew he was behind @FakeAdamKalsey - handwriting analysis revealed the... November 8, 2011 - 23 words,
Bar for the #FounderShowcase after party just told us they're closing early "because they're too busy." I'm no restauranteur, but... Bar for the #FounderShowcase after party just told us they’re closing early “because they’re too... November 8, 2011 - 27 words,
Looking forward to the Tropo #FounderShowcase after party tonight at Tres. Looking forward to the Tropo #FounderShowcase after party tonight at Tres. Nov 8, 2011 9... November 8, 2011 - 18 words,
Made it more than halfway through #FounderShowcase before the first appearance of "Confidential" in the pitch deck. Made it more than halfway through #FounderShowcase before the first appearance of “Confidential” in the... November 8, 2011 - 24 words,
On a totally unrelated note, @AaronKlein has too much time on his hands. On a totally unrelated note, @AaronKlein has too much time on his hands. Nov 8,... November 8, 2011 - 20 words,
Someone created a parody me. I have arrived. “@FakeAdamKalsey: @akalsey may not be able to snark, but I can. Let the snarkfest begin.” Someone created a parody me. I have arrived. “@FakeAdamKalsey: @akalsey may not be able to... November 8, 2011 - 31 words,
RT @FakeAdamKalsey: You know what somebody should start? A Giants team that doesn't take September to April off. I'd invest in that. RT @FakeAdamKalsey: You know what somebody should start? A Giants team that doesn’t take September... November 8, 2011 - 29 words,
As a sponsor, I feel I have to hold back on the #FounderShowcase pitch snark. Too bad, I have a lot of it. As a sponsor, I feel I have to hold back on the #FounderShowcase pitch snark.... November 8, 2011 - 30 words,
First pitch at #FounderShowcase and there's already Chinese Math. @takeoffvideo says "all we need is 1/2% of the market..." First pitch at #FounderShowcase and there’s already Chinese Math. @takeoffvideo says “all we need is... November 8, 2011 - 26 words,
RT @Tropo: Meet @akalsey & Tropo at @founding Founder Showcase tonight in SF. Follow @Tropo to learn at 8pm the location of the after party. RT @Tropo: Meet @akalsey & Tropo at @founding Founder Showcase tonight in SF. Follow @Tropo... November 8, 2011 - 32 words,
Scott Adams wrote a column full of wrong http://t.co/oOmIBLIa Money alone doesn't win elections, Scott. Limiting spending = limiting speech. Scott Adams wrote a column full of wrong http://t.co/oOmIBLIa Money alone doesn’t win elections, Scott.... November 6, 2011 - 27 words,
Pliny the Elder on tap at Sam Horne's in Folsom. Not a terrible way to spend part of a Sunday afternoon. Pliny the Elder on tap at Sam Horne’s in Folsom. Not a terrible way to... November 6, 2011 - 28 words,
If you ever need a plumber in Sacramento, hire these guys: http://t.co/YJkUfiI6 Fast work, low prices, amazing quality and service. If you ever need a plumber in Sacramento, hire these guys: http://t.co/YJkUfiI6 Fast work, low... November 6, 2011 - 27 words,
Competitor open sources some code, starts sending C&Ds to anyone who modifies it. Perhaps someone could explain how "open source" works. Competitor open sources some code, starts sending C&Ds to anyone who modifies it. Perhaps someone... November 3, 2011 - 28 words,
Fun with tech support... tell them you'll take a screenshot of "About this Mac" for hardware/OS details and send http://t.co/Cst6Wzha Fun with tech support… tell them you’ll take a screenshot of “About this Mac” for... November 2, 2011 - 27 words,
How I spent my Halloween: http://t.co/DDCSTrwZ Candles are so pasé. How I spent my Halloween: http://t.co/DDCSTrwZ Candles are so pase. Oct 31, 2011 9 :46... October 31, 2011 - 17 words,
Eh, who needs eyebrows anyway? Eh, who needs eyebrows anyway? Oct 31, 2011 7 :09 via Twitter... October 31, 2011 - 12 words,
Guy at the store asked why I'm buying several gallons of kerosene and dozens of rolls of toilet paper. As if that weren't obvious. Guy at the store asked why I’m buying several gallons of kerosene and dozens of... October 31, 2011 - 31 words,
Sleaziest spam ever? shopping site @Squawkinit sends email pretending to be Red Cross, promoting disaster kits for sale http://t.co/7gePIJxK Sleaziest spam ever? shopping site @Squawkinit sends email pretending to be Red Cross, promoting disaster... October 30, 2011 - 26 words,
Is there anything in sports greater than game 7 of the World Series? Is there anything in sports greater than game 7 of the World Series? Oct 28,... October 28, 2011 - 20 words,
Everyone's a critic. An audience member walked up to the sound board and turned off my mic while I was speaking. Everyone’s a critic. An audience member walked up to the sound board and turned off... October 27, 2011 - 28 words,
Another day, another awesome developer event. Heading down to Santa Clara for the App Dev Conference with a @tropo sponsored hackathon... Another day, another awesome developer event. Heading down to Santa Clara for the App Dev... October 27, 2011 - 28 words,
The best phone number verification system I've ever seen: http://t.co/efXCgCqG The best phone number verification system I’ve ever seen: http://t.co/efXCgCqG Oct 26, 2011 2 :08... October 26, 2011 - 17 words,
Port 80 blocked in iptables? That's a handy default config to have in your web server's base image. Port 80 blocked in iptables? That’s a handy default config to have in your web... October 25, 2011 - 25 words,
Just because they make stretchy yoga pants in your size... Just because they make stretchy yoga pants in your size… Oct 23, 2011 2 :43... October 23, 2011 - 17 words,
Great first day of #badcamp talking @Tropo and catching up with old friends. Great first day of #badcamp talking @Tropo and catching up with old friends. Oct 22,... October 22, 2011 - 20 words,
RT @Tropo: Find @akalsey today at #badcamp for aTropo Invaders shirt, stickers, or iPhone cover. RT @Tropo: Find @akalsey today at #badcamp for aTropo Invaders shirt, stickers, or iPhone cover.... October 22, 2011 - 22 words,
Gmail's web interface on the iPad is now good enough To use as a primary email client. Use it each morning to answer my overnight email now. Gmail’s web interface on the iPad is now good enough To use as a primary... October 21, 2011 - 34 words,
When I saw @CalEvans autoresponder "I am underwater" I thought he was busy. Turns out he's actually under the water, scuba diving. When I saw @CalEvans autoresponder “I am underwater” I thought he was busy. Turns out... October 20, 2011 - 29 words,
Friend and former colleague @danyork brilliantly cuts to the point: who are we designing RTCWEB for? http://t.co/glylVmYo Friend and former colleague @danyork brilliantly cuts to the point: who are we designing RTCWEB... October 19, 2011 - 24 words,
RT @mccoveychron: Dammit. RT @SamMillerOCR: Texas was all like, "Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes." RT @mccoveychron: Dammit. RT @SamMillerOCR: Texas was all like, “Rhodes? Where we’re going, we don’t... October 19, 2011 - 24 words,
Judging from these #w2s talks, 5 minutes in government time means 15 minutes. Explains a lot. Judging from these #w2s talks, 5 minutes in government time means 15 minutes. Explains a... October 18, 2011 - 23 words,
What a sleazy conference: "We're also unlikely to accept [your talks] unless Tropo plays a major role in sponsorship." What a sleazy conference: “We’re also unlikely to accept [your talks] unless Tropo plays a... October 17, 2011 - 26 words,
.@JohnnyDiggz would be happy to see this in the Palace Hotel at #web2summit: http://t.co/2ZugLrHj .@JohnnyDiggz would be happy to see this in the Palace Hotel at #web2summit: http://t.co/2ZugLrHj Oct... October 17, 2011 - 22 words,
My new goal in life? To get my logo on the back of the @mashable business card. cc @benparr http://t.co/fJTNWiQl My new goal in life? To get my logo on the back of the @mashable... October 17, 2011 - 27 words,
RT @lizgannes: Gotta love @dickc on stage at #w2s: "The followup question, if I may interview myself..." RT @lizgannes: Gotta love @dickc on stage at #w2s: “The followup question, if I may... October 17, 2011 - 24 words,
RT @CaseySoftware @akalsey I'd say complexity is a bug. RT @CaseySoftware @akalsey I’d say complexity is a bug. Oct 17, 2011 8 :14 via... October 17, 2011 - 16 words,
Is simplicity a feature? Is simplicity a feature? Oct 17, 2011 8 :05 via Twitter... October 17, 2011 - 11 words,
Best #web2summit moment so far: @johnbattelle spends 3 minutes asking a question and @dickc gives a three letter answer: yes. Best #web2summit moment so far: @johnbattelle spends 3 minutes asking a question and @dickc gives... October 17, 2011 - 27 words,
O'Reilly sells speaking slots. I wonder if this 20 minute infomercial from Blue Fin Labs at #web2summit is paid. O’Reilly sells speaking slots. I wonder if this 20 minute infomercial from Blue Fin Labs... October 17, 2011 - 26 words,
Just finished helping someone complete their @Tropo app at 3am. Lots of good energy still at #hack4reno but I'm going to sleep for a bit. Just finished helping someone complete their @Tropo app at 3am. Lots of good energy still... October 15, 2011 - 32 words,
RT @Tropo: 1am and the #OpenGov hacking's still going strong, powered by the Korean taco truck. #hack4reno http://t.co/VgLgDQw6 RT @Tropo: 1am and the #OpenGov hacking’s still going strong, powered by the Korean taco... October 15, 2011 - 25 words,
Sent 3 martinis back for having an odd salty taste before we figured out the problem. They kept making dirty martinis. Sent 3 martinis back for having an odd salty taste before we figured out the... October 15, 2011 - 28 words,
Awaiting the start of @stevenwright in Reno. Bought a single ticket and ended up 30 feet from center stage. Awaiting the start of @stevenwright in Reno. Bought a single ticket and ended up 30... October 15, 2011 - 26 words,
On my way to @hack4reno to spend the weekend talking @tropo and building civic apps http://t.co/jVb2X6yI Detour to see @stevenwright... On my way to @hack4reno to spend the weekend talking @tropo and building civic apps... October 15, 2011 - 27 words,
Wondering for the hundredth time why doctors bother with appointment times. They're clearly meaningless. Wondering for the hundredth time why doctors bother with appointment times. They’re clearly meaningless. Oct... October 11, 2011 - 21 words,
RT @tropo Another 3-event weekend, international this time! #barcampes in Sevilla, Spain, #ahnconf in #SanFran and #apps4septa in #Philly RT @tropo Another 3-event weekend, international this time! #barcampes in Sevilla, Spain, #ahnconf in #SanFran... October 8, 2011 - 26 words,
I love that we have @tropo events on opposite sides of the world this weekend and I'm not directly involved. My baby's all grown up. I love that we have @tropo events on opposite sides of the world this weekend... October 8, 2011 - 32 words,
At Cake with @tkalsey and @ZKalsey At Cake with @tkalsey and @ZKalsey Oct 6, 2011 7 :13 via Twitter... October 6, 2011 - 13 words,
I'll be heading to @Hack4Reno in a couple of weeks to help build civic apps. @Tropo is a sponsor. Looking forward to it. http://ow.ly/6Kbft I’ll be heading to @Hack4Reno in a couple of weeks to help build civic apps.... September 30, 2011 - 31 words,
If your iPhone app nags me to rate it, interrupting what I'm trying to do, guess what my rating's going to be? If your iPhone app nags me to rate it, interrupting what I’m trying to do,... September 26, 2011 - 29 words,
Overheard: "they may do something stupid, but we're doing something idiotic in response." Overheard: “they may do something stupid, but we’re doing something idiotic in response.” Sep 26,... September 26, 2011 - 20 words,
Calling my mobile phone before 7am to sell me something is a good way to ensure I blacklist your company. Calling my mobile phone before 7am to sell me something is a good way to... September 26, 2011 - 27 words,
Always a good reminder: Don't feed the trolls. Always a good reminder: Don’t feed the trolls. Sep 24, 2011 6 :24 via Twitter... September 24, 2011 - 15 words,
When someone is bragging about their child's genius, I like to point out that half of all children have below average intelligence. When someone is bragging about their child’s genius, I like to point out that half... September 24, 2011 - 29 words,
A new customer tells us a competitor "is dropping calls all over the place and it's a disaster." Common theme. Telecom at scale is hard. A new customer tells us a competitor “is dropping calls all over the place and... September 23, 2011 - 32 words,
Phone rings, "Hi, I'm interested in carpeting." Either a wrong number, or an obscene call from someone with a very odd fetish. Phone rings, “Hi, I’m interested in carpeting.” Either a wrong number, or an obscene call... September 23, 2011 - 29 words,
Betascape in Baltimore sounds like a blast. Wishing for something like this on the west coast. http://ow.ly/6CWKT Betascape in Baltimore sounds like a blast. Wishing for something like this on the west... September 23, 2011 - 24 words,
Before I can create an account to pay my balance, I need to pay my balance. Brilliant. Before I can create an account to pay my balance, I need to pay my... September 22, 2011 - 24 words,
RT @HybridDBA: OH: "The real irony is that the sql joke about a humorless DBA had invalid SQL" RT @HybridDBA: OH: “The real irony is that the sql joke about a humorless DBA... September 21, 2011 - 25 words,
Your project sounds nice and all, but could we perhaps finish one of the 1000 other things we started before starting something new? Your project sounds nice and all, but could we perhaps finish one of the 1000... September 21, 2011 - 30 words,
Why do #sfgiants fans vilify Scott Cousins? Because they're happy to finally have a scapegoat that's not on their own team. Why do #sfgiants fans vilify Scott Cousins? Because they’re happy to finally have a scapegoat... September 20, 2011 - 28 words,
Dear pissed of cyclist: sorry I nearly ran you over. Clearly it was my fault that you ran a red light and rode into oncoming traffic. Dear pissed of cyclist: sorry I nearly ran you over. Clearly it was my fault... September 20, 2011 - 33 words,
How did my to do list end up longer at the end of the day than it was at the start? How did my to do list end up longer at the end of the day... September 19, 2011 - 28 words,
You would think that a dog would learn to stay away from skunks after being sprayed 3 times. At 4:30am I received evidence to the contrary. You would think that a dog would learn to stay away from skunks after being... September 18, 2011 - 33 words,
Can't wait to take the kids out to the range with this. http://t.co/2Ge7Yvmg Can’t wait to take the kids out to the range with this. http://t.co/2Ge7Yvmg Sep 17,... September 17, 2011 - 20 words,
Was asked which three things I'd want on a desert island. Easy: Satellite phone, GPS, and extra batteries. Was asked which three things I’d want on a desert island. Easy: Satellite phone, GPS,... September 17, 2011 - 25 words,
OH from @zscgeek "This knighting thing has jumped the shark http://t.co/tKqt8Ede" OH from @zscgeek “This knighting thing has jumped the shark http://t.co/tKqt8Ede” Sep 14, 2011 7... September 14, 2011 - 18 words,
I've never broken a bone in my life. Zack's already up to five and he's not 17 yet. I’ve never broken a bone in my life. Zack’s already up to five and he’s... September 14, 2011 - 25 words,
Yup, Zack broke his toe. No damage to the rest of the foot, so he'll be fine. Yup, Zack broke his toe. No damage to the rest of the foot, so he’ll... September 14, 2011 - 24 words,
If you might have a broken bone, you do not need a crayon, but the iPhone autocorrect thinks you do. If you might have a broken bone, you do not need a crayon, but the... September 14, 2011 - 27 words,
On the field with @tkalsey. http://t.co/mwskimJ On the field with @tkalsey. http://t.co/mwskimJ Sep 10, 2011 6 :50 via Twitter... September 10, 2011 - 13 words,
I'd heckle the wresters, but they might pretend to hit me. http://t.co/SMST571 I’d heckle the wresters, but they might pretend to hit me. http://t.co/SMST571 Sep 10, 2011... September 10, 2011 - 19 words,
Father-son night at the SJ Earthquakes game with @tkalsey http://t.co/R8xpwZN Father-son night at the SJ Earthquakes game with @tkalsey http://t.co/R8xpwZN Sep 10, 2011 6 :40... September 10, 2011 - 17 words,
Idea for youth soccer teams: Shock collars with proximity sensors. Outfit a whole team and set for 10 yards. Idea for youth soccer teams: Shock collars with proximity sensors. Outfit a whole team and... September 10, 2011 - 26 words,
RT @joshdmorg: Here's to you Mr. Out of Shape Suburban Dad. You wear an Under Armour shirt to you kid's soccer game to at least look ath ... RT @joshdmorg: Here’s to you Mr. Out of Shape Suburban Dad. You wear an Under... September 10, 2011 - 35 words,
Ah, the nanny state. California requires incoming kindergartners to show proof they've been to the dentist. Ah, the nanny state. California requires incoming kindergartners to show proof they’ve been to the... September 9, 2011 - 23 words,
And now I have two kids who drive. @tkalsey just got his permit. And now I have two kids who drive. @tkalsey just got his permit. Sep 6,... September 6, 2011 - 20 words,
Passive aggressive notes on social networks that vaguely mention someone sucks. You know who you are. Passive aggressive notes on social networks that vaguely mention someone sucks. You know who you... September 6, 2011 - 23 words,
BART rider yelling at union rep about getting fired. Why? He didn't go to work because 7am start was too early. Is this what unions protect? BART rider yelling at union rep about getting fired. Why? He didn’t go to work... September 6, 2011 - 33 words,
Star Wars day at the Giants game. http://t.co/wbD2LNC Star Wars day at the Giants game. http://t.co/wbD2LNC Sep 4, 2011 1 :08 via Twitter... September 4, 2011 - 15 words,
Pre-game lunch at 21st Amendment. Shocked to find there was no wait at all. Pre-game lunch at 21st Amendment. Shocked to find there was no wait at all. Sep... September 4, 2011 - 21 words,
Drinking a great beer by a new to me brewer, search the name, discover they're local. Tanilla Porter by Knee Deep Brewery. Vanilla & Coffee Drinking a great beer by a new to me brewer, search the name, discover they’re... September 3, 2011 - 32 words,
Amazon recommendations remind me of a kid hustling products on the street. "Hey mister, you like duct tape, eh? Wanna buy more duct tape?" Amazon recommendations remind me of a kid hustling products on the street. “Hey mister, you... September 3, 2011 - 31 words,
I bought a cheap rubber door stop on Amazon a few months ago. Now Amazon thinks I really like door stops and keeps recommending I buy more. I bought a cheap rubber door stop on Amazon a few months ago. Now Amazon... September 3, 2011 - 34 words,
For all the talk about the iPhone & AT&T's poor network, the worst phone/network combo I've ever seen is mother-in-law's Verizon iPhone. For all the talk about the iPhone & AT&T’s poor network, the worst phone/network combo... September 3, 2011 - 29 words,
First day of the flu is always the worst. Can't concentrate on anything. Listless. Day's plans went right out the window. Is it bedtime yet? First day of the flu is always the worst. Can’t concentrate on anything. Listless. Day’s... September 2, 2011 - 32 words,
Time for a new bank. Wells Fargo slipped in a $10/mo fee for having a savings account. Only notification was a small note on previous stmnt. Time for a new bank. Wells Fargo slipped in a $10/mo fee for having a... September 1, 2011 - 33 words,
Spent 15 minutes tuning a new PHP/mysql server for @Voxeo blogs today. 6x speedup. Default mysql config is great if you have 256mb RAM. Spent 15 minutes tuning a new PHP/mysql server for @Voxeo blogs today. 6x speedup. Default... August 30, 2011 - 31 words,
RT @SFoskett: TSA guy: "I worked at a jail and this (body scanning & putdowns) is nothing" Me: "but the people at the jail were criminals" RT @SFoskett: TSA guy: “I worked at a jail and this (body scanning & putdowns)... August 28, 2011 - 33 words,
Judging from this mail I just received, the Swiss National Lotto is outsourcing their email to Hotmail. Judging from this mail I just received, the Swiss National Lotto is outsourcing their email... August 24, 2011 - 24 words,
RT @Tropo: 30 minutes left for the #drupalcon Developer Challenge. http://t.co/gKD84lV Entries starting to pour in. RT @Tropo: 30 minutes left for the #drupalcon Developer Challenge. http://t.co/gKD84lV Entries starting to pour... August 23, 2011 - 23 words,
Time for 6 degrees of @tmornini game? Connected to lots of people I am. Twitter convo with @andrewatideal, @orchestra_io purchase. #GoTomGo Time for 6 degrees of @tmornini game? Connected to lots of people I am. Twitter... August 23, 2011 - 28 words,
For some reason @4sq thinks @ken_pepple in CA and @dkworldwide in Chicago are near me in London. Keep getting "nearby" pings from them. For some reason @4sq thinks @ken_pepple in CA and @dkworldwide in Chicago are near me... August 23, 2011 - 30 words,
RT @lanyrdalert: Drupal Module Developer Challenge by Tropo: Kick-Off in Day Stage, 2:00pm @akalsey http://t.co/6k9XtkZ RT @lanyrdalert: Drupal Module Developer Challenge by Tropo: Kick-Off in Day Stage, 2:00pm @akalsey http://t.co/6k9XtkZ... August 22, 2011 - 22 words,
Left my UK plug at home on accident. Hotel has one for loan. No matter what you forget, always ask the hotel. They have all sorts of loaners Left my UK plug at home on accident. Hotel has one for loan. No matter... August 22, 2011 - 35 words,
On a flight through Chicago at 2pm. Asked @united why they didn't do that first, said it's not through SF. Like I care where my layover is. On a flight through Chicago at 2pm. Asked @united why they didn’t do that first,... August 21, 2011 - 34 words,
If @united would have given more notice of the delay, I could have bailed on the flight and headed to SF by car or train. If @united would have given more notice of the delay, I could have bailed on... August 21, 2011 - 32 words,
Saul Duran at @united wasn't hired for his customer service skills. He's being rude to other employees, can't communicate clearly to me. Saul Duran at @united wasn’t hired for his customer service skills. He’s being rude to... August 21, 2011 - 29 words,
Next flight is at 7pm, no seats in coach. Plenty of space in business, but @united won't move me up. Wonder if @delta or someone else would. Next flight is at 7pm, no seats in coach. Plenty of space in business, but... August 21, 2011 - 34 words,
Hey @united changed their twitter handle. Must have had too many complaints at the old one. Hey @united changed their twitter handle. Must have had too many complaints at the old... August 21, 2011 - 23 words,
Why does @unitedairlines even have a Sacramento to SF flight? It's NEVER on time. Always miss my connecting flight. I should just drive in. Why does @unitedairlines even have a Sacramento to SF flight? It’s NEVER on time. Always... August 21, 2011 - 31 words,
Ouch. Heathrow to Drupalcon cab is £60. @martin_q suggests X26 direct bus to Croydon for £2.50. About same time as cab. Leaves every 30 mins Ouch. Heathrow to Drupalcon cab is PS60. @martin_q suggests X26 direct bus to Croydon for... August 20, 2011 - 32 words,
Anyone arriving at Heathrow around 7am Monday for #Drupalcon? Want to share a cab? Anyone arriving at Heathrow around 7am Monday for #Drupalcon? Want to share a cab? Aug... August 20, 2011 - 21 words,
Translating PHP for the British http://t.co/HeCcoQx Translating PHP for the British http://t.co/HeCcoQx Aug 20, 2011 9 :48 via Twitter... August 20, 2011 - 13 words,
Very odd: an event we're not involved in has been advertising for weeks that we're a sponsor. Very odd: an event we’re not involved in has been advertising for weeks that we’re... August 19, 2011 - 24 words,
I'll be in London next week for Drupalcon, sponsoring the #Drupal dev contest. http://ow.ly/66TDN Hit me up if you'd like to meet there. I’ll be in London next week for Drupalcon, sponsoring the #Drupal dev contest. http://ow.ly/66TDN Hit... August 18, 2011 - 30 words,
Job listing for a "reputed Company" http://t.co/wX5cLyV - I do not think that word means what you think it means. Job listing for a “reputed Company” http://t.co/wX5cLyV - I do not think that word means... August 17, 2011 - 27 words,
I'm speaking tonight at @founding about getting from startup idea to product. Fun subject and a Great group. @Tropo is a sponsor. I’m speaking tonight at @founding about getting from startup idea to product. Fun subject and... August 16, 2011 - 29 words,
Like much else, Wikipedia has some good information on area code splits and overlays in North America. http://ow.ly/62Doy Like much else, Wikipedia has some good information on area code splits and overlays in... August 13, 2011 - 25 words,
Many planned area code splits and overlays have been postponed. Needs for new area codes has slowed due to a new way of allocating numbers. Many planned area code splits and overlays have been postponed. Needs for new area codes... August 13, 2011 - 32 words,
Thought 415 was on the list of upcoming area code splits, but looking now, apparently not. Did you know they plan splits years in advance? Thought 415 was on the list of upcoming area code splits, but looking now, apparently... August 13, 2011 - 32 words,
And parts of San Mateo cty, but not for much longer. RT @joshdmorg: @akalsey 415 still also serves Marin And parts of San Mateo cty, but not for much longer. RT @joshdmorg: @akalsey 415... August 13, 2011 - 26 words,
There are a surprising number of area codes that only serve a single city. San Antonio, Pittsburgh, NYC, San Francisco... There are a surprising number of area codes that only serve a single city. San... August 13, 2011 - 27 words,
Pouring over phone number inventory lists. Exciting, I know. But I DID just discover there's a town in Rhode Island called Woonsocket. Pouring over phone number inventory lists. Exciting, I know. But I DID just discover there’s... August 13, 2011 - 29 words,
Drinking some Life & Limb, a fantastic collaboration between Sierra Nevada and Dogfish Head. Great stuff, highly recommended. Drinking some Life & Limb, a fantastic collaboration between Sierra Nevada and Dogfish Head. Great... August 13, 2011 - 25 words,
My new business cards are stickers. That's how cool we are. My new business cards are stickers. That’s how cool we are. Aug 12, 2011 4... August 12, 2011 - 18 words,
I'm whipping up an improvement to my #LSRC door prize entry application from last year. Ruby source coming soon. I’m whipping up an improvement to my #LSRC door prize entry application from last year.... August 10, 2011 - 26 words,
Star Wars AND a Giants game? With a Brian Wilson in carbonite giveaway? Yes please. http://ow.ly/5ZdYc (via @dkworldwide) Star Wars AND a Giants game? With a Brian Wilson in carbonite giveaway? Yes please.... August 9, 2011 - 25 words,
RT @onsip: Onsip team cappuccinos at Intelligentsia in Chicago. Thanks to @akalsey for the suggestion. #ClueCon http://t.co/pe5mIRY RT @onsip: Onsip team cappuccinos at Intelligentsia in Chicago. Thanks to @akalsey for the suggestion.... August 9, 2011 - 24 words,
Many thanks to the folks from @onsip. They're making an Intelligensia run, but I've got @cluecon duties, so they offered to bring me some. Many thanks to the folks from @onsip. They’re making an Intelligensia run, but I’ve got... August 9, 2011 - 31 words,
Some banks serve coffee, but ING Direct is running a full coffee shop with a bank in it. (@ ING Direct Café) [pic]: http://4sq.com/qwrANT Some banks serve coffee, but ING Direct is running a full coffee shop with a... August 9, 2011 - 31 words,
Seen at #cluecon; "who saw my talk last year?" - two hands go up. "If I'd known that, I could have just reused that talk." Seen at #cluecon; “who saw my talk last year?” - two hands go up. “If... August 9, 2011 - 32 words,
Hello, we're the #SFGiants. Could someone please give us the directions to home plate? We seem to be lost. Hello, we’re the #SFGiants. Could someone please give us the directions to home plate? We... August 8, 2011 - 26 words,
Nice touch: the replacement for my way overcooked steak was brought out by the chef, who waited for me to cut in and approve it. Nice touch: the replacement for my way overcooked steak was brought out by the chef,... August 8, 2011 - 32 words,
If this steak is rare, could you please bring me one that's raw instead? If this steak is rare, could you please bring me one that’s raw instead? Aug... August 8, 2011 - 21 words,
Email legal disclaimer: "All works, ideas, or copy within are copyrighted by..." That's great, but you can't copyright an idea. Email legal disclaimer: “All works, ideas, or copy within are copyrighted by…” That’s great, but... August 5, 2011 - 27 words,
We hold a @Voxeo lunch and learn on first Fridays. Internal 15 minute presentations on diverse subjects. Today @xerafin is talking hypnosis. We hold a @Voxeo lunch and learn on first Fridays. Internal 15 minute presentations on... August 5, 2011 - 29 words,
HD is not kind to Bip Roberts. Can we have a video outage again now? #SFGiants HD is not kind to Bip Roberts. Can we have a video outage again now?... August 4, 2011 - 23 words,
I've heard that offense is a good thing. As a #SFGiants fan, I have no firsthand knowledge of this. Are the rumors true? I’ve heard that offense is a good thing. As a #SFGiants fan, I have no... August 4, 2011 - 30 words,
It's 2:17 pm and I'm just now getting to my email today. That's how crazy this day has been. It’s 2:17 pm and I’m just now getting to my email today. That’s how crazy... August 4, 2011 - 26 words,
Wow, I looked up the top iOS apps from around the world http://ow.ly/5UL1C and found that a @tropo powered app is #1 in many places. Wow, I looked up the top iOS apps from around the world http://ow.ly/5UL1C and found... August 3, 2011 - 32 words,
I love looking at the Apple & Android app store top apps lists and seeing several @Tropo customers on it. I love looking at the Apple & Android app store top apps lists and seeing... August 1, 2011 - 27 words,
The growler I bought from Brew It Up is completely flat. Still tasty, but I'm a bit disappointed. The growler I bought from Brew It Up is completely flat. Still tasty, but I’m... August 1, 2011 - 25 words,
. @JD_Gryph just showed me a 419 scam that uses "I fell for a 419 scam & I need your help" as the bait. Very meta. . @JD_Gryph just showed me a 419 scam that uses “I fell for a 419... August 1, 2011 - 33 words,
Zack is now a licensed driver. Zack is now a licensed driver. Aug 1, 2011 3 :34 via Twitter... August 1, 2011 - 13 words,
70 minutes past the appointment time, still 2 cars ahead of us. So much for the DMV suggesting we allow 90 minutes total for the test. 70 minutes past the appointment time, still 2 cars ahead of us. So much for... August 1, 2011 - 33 words,
2pm DMV appointment, and here we are 40 mins later with 10 cars still in front of us. I feel like I'm at an Apple Store or something. 2pm DMV appointment, and here we are 40 mins later with 10 cars still in... August 1, 2011 - 35 words,
Zack goes in for try number two on his driving test this afternoon. Is there any more terrifying time for a parent than this? Zack goes in for try number two on his driving test this afternoon. Is there... August 1, 2011 - 31 words,
This Amazon Lightning Deal is either for a toy box or an exorcist. http://t.co/SImc9Q5 This Amazon Lightning Deal is either for a toy box or an exorcist. http://t.co/SImc9Q5 Jul... July 31, 2011 - 21 words,
Picked up a growler. Mainly so I can bottle my own stuff in it. http://t.co/uQj4usi Picked up a growler. Mainly so I can bottle my own stuff in it. http://t.co/uQj4usi... July 30, 2011 - 22 words,
Going to Brew It Up tonight. $5 beers, keep the glass. Help them drain the tanks before they shut down tomorrow. Going to Brew It Up tonight. $5 beers, keep the glass. Help them drain the... July 30, 2011 - 28 words,
Bummer, Brew It Up closing this weekend. http://t.co/bIBQJhk Bummer, Brew It Up closing this weekend. http://t.co/bIBQJhk Jul 30, 2011 5 :14 via Twitter... July 30, 2011 - 15 words,
Heard lots of complaints about the commercial nature of #oscon keynotes. That's why I don't attend most keynotes. Heard lots of complaints about the commercial nature of #oscon keynotes. That’s why I don’t... July 29, 2011 - 25 words,
RT @kevinmarks: says @akalsey "IPv4 is in trouble. I have a laptop, a tablet, a phone, I think my shoe has an IP address now" #oscon RT @kevinmarks: says @akalsey “IPv4 is in trouble. I have a laptop, a tablet, a... July 29, 2011 - 33 words,
The joys of speaking at the tail end of a conference. Is anyone still at #oscon? The joys of speaking at the tail end of a conference. Is anyone still at... July 29, 2011 - 23 words,
Just finished my slides for both of my #oscon talks tomorrow. Come see me talk product management at 11 or IPv6 at 11:50, both in room 251. Just finished my slides for both of my #oscon talks tomorrow. Come see me talk... July 28, 2011 - 34 words,
Love this about conferences: realizing you're standing next to someone you know from online. Such a pleasure meeting @lisamusing in person. Love this about conferences: realizing you’re standing next to someone you know from online. Such... July 27, 2011 - 28 words,
Awesome meeting @merlyn last night at the Puppet party. I learned Perl by reading his stuff. Awesome meeting @merlyn last night at the Puppet party. I learned Perl by reading his... July 27, 2011 - 23 words,
Tonight at #ScaleOutCamp I'm talking about how we provide the low latency required for voice & at scale in 7 global datacenters. #oscon Tonight at #ScaleOutCamp I’m talking about how we provide the low latency required for voice... July 26, 2011 - 30 words,
PDX friends: I'm in town for OSCON. Want to meet up with me or @JohnnyDiggz from @Tropo? @ reply or email adam@kalsey.com PDX friends: I’m in town for OSCON. Want to meet up with me or @JohnnyDiggz... July 25, 2011 - 30 words,
Weird. Pearl district was WAY different 8 years ago when I used to spend lots of time here with @pheedo. Weird. Pearl district was WAY different 8 years ago when I used to spend lots... July 25, 2011 - 27 words,
How much of a jackass would I look like if I walked around with this #oscon badge? http://t.co/ZoKhIAo How much of a jackass would I look like if I walked around with this... July 25, 2011 - 25 words,
Wandering around Portland Pearl dist at OSCON and realized I was in familiar territory. Turns out I was right next to the @pheedo office. Wandering around Portland Pearl dist at OSCON and realized I was in familiar territory. Turns... July 25, 2011 - 31 words,
Zack and his sign made it on TV today at the #SFGiants. @dkworldwide makes an appearance, too. http://t.co/pVotb6w Zack and his sign made it on TV today at the #SFGiants. @dkworldwide makes an... July 24, 2011 - 25 words,
Thank you @dkworldwide for inviting me to an awesome game. And to @alanb42 for the tickets. What a great day. Thank you @dkworldwide for inviting me to an awesome game. And to @alanb42 for the... July 24, 2011 - 27 words,
#SFGiants game with @dkworldwide and @alanb42 http://t.co/4JCsgRX SFGiants game with @dkworldwide and @alanb42 http://t.co/4JCsgRX Jul 24, 2011 2 :33 via Twitter... July 24, 2011 - 14 words,
How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh my God! Why do I have to do it? Leave me alone! I HATE YOU! How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh my God! Why do... July 24, 2011 - 33 words,
Bret Butler just got dumped. Don't know what he said, but the ump ran him quickly. Quite the animated display afterward. http://t.co/FEmOLnu Bret Butler just got dumped. Don’t know what he said, but the ump ran him... July 23, 2011 - 29 words,
Cool, Brett Butler is the manager of the Reno Aces. Glad to see him still in baseball. Fond memories of watching him play. Cool, Brett Butler is the manager of the Reno Aces. Glad to see him still... July 23, 2011 - 30 words,
Zack had trouble finding a job, so he created his own. Handing out fliers for odd jobs. Pet sitting, lawns, cleaning. His own idea. #proud Zack had trouble finding a job, so he created his own. Handing out fliers for... July 23, 2011 - 32 words,
RT @Tropo: Want to win a pass to #Drupalcon London and the sold-out party at Batman Live? http://cot.ag/p9uDVI RT @Tropo: Want to win a pass to #Drupalcon London and the sold-out party at... July 23, 2011 - 25 words,
IPv6 singlehandedly breaks most email address validators used on the web. Stop parsing email addresses with regex please. IPv6 singlehandedly breaks most email address validators used on the web. Stop parsing email addresses... July 22, 2011 - 25 words,
My new product is like twitter or facebook for groups. Group size is limited to one person. I call it antisocial software. My new product is like twitter or facebook for groups. Group size is limited to... July 22, 2011 - 29 words,
Two weeks ago I discovered I needed 55 empty beer bottles to bottle my first homebrew. I've achieved that goal, but I can't recall how. Two weeks ago I discovered I needed 55 empty beer bottles to bottle my first... July 22, 2011 - 32 words,
Already getting word that other voice providers are building their own desktop and mobile clients using our @PhonoSDK - that's awesome. Already getting word that other voice providers are building their own desktop and mobile clients... July 22, 2011 - 28 words,
Busy day so far. New @Tropo Canadian SMS (shortcodes & phone nums), faster SMS http://ow.ly/5L9Un & @phonoSDK mobile http://ow.ly/5L9Zj Busy day so far. New @Tropo Canadian SMS (shortcodes & phone nums), faster SMS http://ow.ly/5L9Un... July 22, 2011 - 26 words,
My new truck: http://t.co/qjlZovE My new truck: http://t.co/qjlZovE Jul 21, 2011 6 :33 via Twitter... July 21, 2011 - 11 words,
"We appear to have a missing DNS SRV record" "Did you check between the sofa cushions?" "Yeah, I found a couple of A records, but... “We appear to have a missing DNS SRV record” “Did you check between the sofa... July 21, 2011 - 32 words,
Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet ham veniam officia consequat chuck dolore laborum tenderloin ut est. http://baconipsum.com/ Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet ham veniam officia consequat chuck dolore laborum tenderloin ut est.... July 20, 2011 - 23 words,
Rubyists in the Bay Area that would like to learn about jRuby should come hear my talk tonight in Berkeley. http://ow.ly/5IrZE Rubyists in the Bay Area that would like to learn about jRuby should come hear... July 19, 2011 - 28 words,
Doing a little @Tropo tech support (hi @abraham) over twitter from the couch on my phone browser while I watch the #SFGiants beat Dodgers. Doing a little @Tropo tech support (hi @abraham) over twitter from the couch on my... July 18, 2011 - 31 words,
Panda! Panda! Jul 18, 2011 9 :06 via Twitter... July 18, 2011 - 8 words,
Nothing better than seeing a young entrepreneur's dream take off. Congrats to my friends at @geoloqi on their funding. http://ow.ly/5HAy3 Nothing better than seeing a young entrepreneur’s dream take off. Congrats to my friends at... July 18, 2011 - 27 words,
Walk into a wine bar this afternoon and find @ken_pepple sitting there. Nice surprise. Walk into a wine bar this afternoon and find @ken_pepple sitting there. Nice surprise. Jul... July 16, 2011 - 21 words,
I'm very impressed by how well Taylor's taking to playing drums. He's practicing daily. The neighbors? Probably not as impressed. I’m very impressed by how well Taylor’s taking to playing drums. He’s practicing daily. The... July 16, 2011 - 27 words,
Note to self: the clothes dry faster if you push the "start" button on the dryer. Note to self: the clothes dry faster if you push the “start” button on the... July 15, 2011 - 23 words,
Verified by Visa won't allow me to choose a strong password. Allows letters/numbers only, 8 char max. 3b%9,64L doesn't work. Verified by Visa won’t allow me to choose a strong password. Allows letters/numbers only, 8... July 14, 2011 - 27 words,
I kept wondering when Bartolo Colon would become... well, Bartolo Colon. Looks to have happened tonight. I kept wondering when Bartolo Colon would become… well, Bartolo Colon. Looks to have happened... July 14, 2011 - 23 words,
I'm going to have a lot of chile verde left over tonight. I’m going to have a lot of chile verde left over tonight. Jul 14, 2011... July 14, 2011 - 19 words,
Zack didn't pass the driving test. He'll try again in two weeks. Zack didn’t pass the driving test. He’ll try again in two weeks. Jul 13, 2011... July 13, 2011 - 19 words,
At the DMV for Zack's driving test. If he passes this, he'll be a licensed driver. At the DMV for Zack’s driving test. If he passes this, he’ll be a licensed... July 13, 2011 - 23 words,
Google Apps users no longer second class citizens? "Your account now works more like a full Google Account. ...nearly all Google products" Google Apps users no longer second class citizens? “Your account now works more like a... July 13, 2011 - 29 words,
Sarcasm is completely lost on some people. Sarcasm is completely lost on some people. Jul 9, 2011 8 :37 via Twitter... July 9, 2011 - 14 words,
Miguel Tejada leads the league in grounding into a double play to lead off an inning. #almostTrueGiantsFacts #SFGiants Miguel Tejada leads the league in grounding into a double play to lead off an... July 9, 2011 - 25 words,
Aaron Rowand once struck out during an intentional walk. #almostTrueGiantsFacts #SFGiants Aaron Rowand once struck out during an intentional walk. #almostTrueGiantsFacts #SFGiants Jul 9, 2011 10... July 9, 2011 - 18 words,
Scott Hairston has 8 career home runs. 7 of them have been in the 9th inning against the #SFGiants. It's true, look it up. Scott Hairston has 8 career home runs. 7 of them have been in the 9th... July 8, 2011 - 31 words,
Google+ suggested I add @billzeller to my contacts. You're missed Bill. Google+ suggested I add @billzeller to my contacts. You’re missed Bill. Jul 8, 2011 2... July 8, 2011 - 18 words,
Turning out to be a nice deep red ale. I think I'll call it Enoch. http://t.co/zU1WCtx Turning out to be a nice deep red ale. I think I’ll call it Enoch.... July 7, 2011 - 23 words,
First brew. Hope I don't screw it up too bad. http://t.co/jM7HiGc First brew. Hope I don’t screw it up too bad. http://t.co/jM7HiGc Jul 7, 2011 9... July 7, 2011 - 18 words,
What a very helpful error message: http://ow.ly/5z06x What a very helpful error message: http://ow.ly/5z06x Jul 7, 2011 9 :42 via Twitter... July 7, 2011 - 14 words,
You could come up with a lot of good band names by cribbing from a list of medication side effects. "shortness of breath" #rxbands You could come up with a lot of good band names by cribbing from a... July 7, 2011 - 31 words,
Why do people insist on emailing around Word doc attachments for simple text? If you could copy and paste into the body of an email, do so. Why do people insist on emailing around Word doc attachments for simple text? If you... July 5, 2011 - 34 words,
I think our British friends should celebrate July 4th as the day they finally got rid of us. I think our British friends should celebrate July 4th as the day they finally got... July 4, 2011 - 25 words,
Giants and Phillies starters nearly sweep the All Star starting pitching slots with 3 each. Vogelsong is a surprise, but worthy selection. Giants and Phillies starters nearly sweep the All Star starting pitching slots with 3 each.... July 3, 2011 - 29 words,
Bought a new Kindle book listed at 9.99. Charged 8.99. It dropped $1 between the time I opened the page and when I bought. Simple pleasures. Bought a new Kindle book listed at 9.99. Charged 8.99. It dropped $1 between the... July 2, 2011 - 33 words,
Jailbroke my Kindle so I could replace the awful default screen savers. http://t.co/1upovAm http://t.co/gj29ctC Jailbroke my Kindle so I could replace the awful default screen savers. http://t.co/1upovAm http://t.co/gj29ctC Jul... July 2, 2011 - 21 words,
Tropo now does speech recognition and text to speech in 24 languages. http://ow.ly/5v0Uw Includes 61 different voices and accents. Tropo now does speech recognition and text to speech in 24 languages. http://ow.ly/5v0Uw Includes 61... July 1, 2011 - 26 words,
RT @alexagranovsky: @akalsey Reminds me of one of my favorite Dilberts ever http://goo.gl/AZC8J RT @alexagranovsky: @akalsey Reminds me of one of my favorite Dilberts ever http://goo.gl/AZC8J Jun 29,... June 29, 2011 - 20 words,
Told his code already meets a new requirement, a dev said, "it's so advanced it even knows requirements before they show up. I'm Doc Brown!" Told his code already meets a new requirement, a dev said, “it’s so advanced it... June 29, 2011 - 32 words,
In times of crisis, brutal honesty with your customers is the only way to go. In times of crisis, brutal honesty with your customers is the only way to go.... June 29, 2011 - 22 words,
All the redundant connections in the world don't help when a major fiber line gets cut and takes down lots of carriers at once. All the redundant connections in the world don’t help when a major fiber line gets... June 29, 2011 - 31 words,
Hey @rivercats Sacramento is home to a lot of great breweries. Why aren't any local beers served at Raley Field? Hey @rivercats Sacramento is home to a lot of great breweries. Why aren’t any local... June 28, 2011 - 27 words,
I need about 60 empty beer bottles to in about 3 weeks to bottle my first homebrew batch. I'd better get cracking. I need about 60 empty beer bottles to in about 3 weeks to bottle my... June 28, 2011 - 29 words,
Did Roger Clemens kick this suit off because he wanted more news headlines with "Roger Clemens" and "steroids" in them? http://ow.ly/5sxUy Did Roger Clemens kick this suit off because he wanted more news headlines with “Roger... June 28, 2011 - 28 words,
Dodgers selling for $150 million? I would have thought an MLB team was a lot more than that. Means my lifelong dream is more attainable. Dodgers selling for $150 million? I would have thought an MLB team was a lot... June 28, 2011 - 32 words,
"The UI is very intuitive. It looks just like Windows or Outlook." Perhaps you should hire a UI designer, so your UI doesn't suck, too. “The UI is very intuitive. It looks just like Windows or Outlook.” Perhaps you should... June 28, 2011 - 32 words,
Renewing my swath of domain names this morning, only to discover that every page of the @Namecheap web site is throwing a 500 error. Renewing my swath of domain names this morning, only to discover that every page of... June 27, 2011 - 31 words,
I'm seeing lots of @pheedo ads in RSS feeds and dlvr.it links in Tweets recently. Glad to see the company I helped found doing well. I’m seeing lots of @pheedo ads in RSS feeds and dlvr.it links in Tweets recently.... June 25, 2011 - 32 words,
Peets has two drinks: "Vanilla Freddo" (without coffee) & "Vanilla Caffe Freddo" (with). Oddly, ordering "Vanilla Freddo" gets you coffee. Peets has two drinks: “Vanilla Freddo” (without coffee) & “Vanilla Caffe Freddo” (with). Oddly, ordering... June 25, 2011 - 27 words,
Note to the mother of the 3-year old: After spending the afternoon shopping, "I'm going to take you home" isn't much of a threat. Note to the mother of the 3-year old: After spending the afternoon shopping, “I’m going... June 25, 2011 - 31 words,
Being part of a community is certainly harder than throwing money at it from afar, but is infinitely more rewarding in all sorts of ways. Being part of a community is certainly harder than throwing money at it from afar,... June 25, 2011 - 32 words,
Lesson reinforced from @Tropo events going this weekend: throwing money at a community is no substitute for being a passionate member of it. Lesson reinforced from @Tropo events going this weekend: throwing money at a community is no... June 25, 2011 - 30 words,
Zack is discovering that looking for a job is hard work. http://t.co/diZqHWT Zack is discovering that looking for a job is hard work. http://t.co/diZqHWT Jun 25, 2011... June 25, 2011 - 19 words,
So far the play in the Earthquakes vs Galaxy game resembles a U8 game. Nothing but scrums in the box and balls cleared over the touchline. So far the play in the Earthquakes vs Galaxy game resembles a U8 game. Nothing... June 25, 2011 - 33 words,
Guy in the mall food court is either talking on bluetooth headset or is completely insane. Could go either way, really. Guy in the mall food court is either talking on bluetooth headset or is completely... June 25, 2011 - 28 words,
Filling out job apps is good job training for Zack. Provides experience in useless, repetitive tasks completed because some policy says so. Filling out job apps is good job training for Zack. Provides experience in useless, repetitive... June 25, 2011 - 29 words,
Also of note: American Eagle's application for retail sales flunkies is an 8 page tome. Life was simpler when I was a teenage jobseeker. Also of note: American Eagle’s application for retail sales flunkies is an 8 page tome.... June 25, 2011 - 31 words,
Helping Zack fill out job applications. What planet do the people who design these live on? Middle name for references? Really? Helping Zack fill out job applications. What planet do the people who design these live... June 25, 2011 - 28 words,
Lineup for #SFGiants includes only one hitter with an average over .250. Pathetic. Lineup for #SFGiants includes only one hitter with an average over .250. Pathetic. Jun 24,... June 24, 2011 - 20 words,
When I typed "son" on my iPhone, it capitalized it as "Son." My iPhone thinks I'm God. When I typed “son” on my iPhone, it capitalized it as “Son.” My iPhone thinks... June 24, 2011 - 24 words,
Now in my son @tkalsey's room: http://ow.ly/i/drBh - This isn't going to turn out well. Now in my son @tkalsey’s room: http://ow.ly/i/drBh - This isn’t going to turn out well.... June 24, 2011 - 22 words,
First visit from the ice cream man this year. I got an orange cream popsicle. First visit from the ice cream man this year. I got an orange cream popsicle.... June 24, 2011 - 22 words,
Find your nearest brewer with @pintlabs and SMS or IM - http://ow.ly/5p7GQ Find your nearest brewer with @pintlabs and SMS or IM - http://ow.ly/5p7GQ Jun 23, 2011... June 23, 2011 - 19 words,
If that feat by @stratascale sounds impossible, that's because it is. If that feat by @stratascale sounds impossible, that’s because it is. Jun 23, 2011 3... June 23, 2011 - 18 words,
Fastest datacenter buildout ever? @stratascale starts a new DC 6 weeks ago & moves in today http://ow.ly/5p6Ro - 8 months ahead of schedule Fastest datacenter buildout ever? @stratascale starts a new DC 6 weeks ago & moves in... June 23, 2011 - 30 words,
Them: How much do you want to reduce your bill to? Me: I have no idea. What do I pay now? Them: How much do you want to reduce your bill to? Me: I have no... June 22, 2011 - 28 words,
Note for future: if you confess having no knowledge of current bill, bargaining position for negotiating a decreased monthly bill weakens. Note for future: if you confess having no knowledge of current bill, bargaining position for... June 22, 2011 - 28 words,
Called DirecTV about their new customer deal: "How long do I need to be a former customer before I'm considered a new one?" Got the deal. Called DirecTV about their new customer deal: “How long do I need to be a... June 22, 2011 - 33 words,
Learn to use email, please. When someone sends out a company-wide announcement, don't reply to all with some note of congratulations. Learn to use email, please. When someone sends out a company-wide announcement, don’t reply to... June 21, 2011 - 28 words,
Tired of "turn off electronic devices" on airplanes. If a plane's communications is so fragile my Kindle can bring it down, we're screwed. Tired of “turn off electronic devices” on airplanes. If a plane’s communications is so fragile... June 20, 2011 - 30 words,
A @tropo powered people finder app from Random Hacks of Kindness gets a mention in the Google blog: http://ow.ly/5mbip A @tropo powered people finder app from Random Hacks of Kindness gets a mention in... June 20, 2011 - 26 words,
Just picked up my tickets for Drupalcon London. We'll have a couple of tickets to give away. Follow @Tropo for details coming soon. Just picked up my tickets for Drupalcon London. We’ll have a couple of tickets to... June 19, 2011 - 30 words,
I just bought a home brew kit. I blame @dkworldwide and @bhsalazar for dragging me into the madness. I just bought a home brew kit. I blame @dkworldwide and @bhsalazar for dragging me... June 19, 2011 - 25 words,
Jim Carey and Kevin James are working on a joint sequel to their penguin and zoo movies. It's called "Where Did My Career Go?" Jim Carey and Kevin James are working on a joint sequel to their penguin and... June 19, 2011 - 31 words,
A cigar, a nice IPA, and the Giants for father's day. http://t.co/J2RcGgg A cigar, a nice IPA, and the Giants for father’s day. http://t.co/J2RcGgg Jun 19, 2011... June 19, 2011 - 19 words,
Poll - what's uglier: A's yellow jerseys or te #SFGiants orange ones? Poll - what’s uglier: A’s yellow jerseys or te #SFGiants orange ones? Jun 17, 2011... June 17, 2011 - 19 words,
Is there a mute button that just shuts up Bip Roberts? #sfgiants Is there a mute button that just shuts up Bip Roberts? #sfgiants Jun 17, 2011... June 17, 2011 - 19 words,
Hit TV idea: Game show featuring singing, dancing, space alien homicide detectives that work in a hospital. One gets voted out each week. Hit TV idea: Game show featuring singing, dancing, space alien homicide detectives that work in... June 17, 2011 - 30 words,
And the gamification of group buying sports ads company wins the first half. And the gamification of group buying sports ads company wins the first half. Jun 15,... June 15, 2011 - 20 words,
They also get the highest rating so far from the VC panel. So what do I know. They also get the highest rating so far from the VC panel. So what do... June 15, 2011 - 24 words,
Oh, they have viral, too. With patents. Oh, they have viral, too. With patents. Jun 15, 2011 6 :03 via Twitter... June 15, 2011 - 14 words,
An ad-supported, affiliate-powered iPhone app that is the gamification of... games. With group buying. Who invited the Onion to #Founders? An ad-supported, affiliate-powered iPhone app that is the gamification of… games. With group buying. Who... June 15, 2011 - 27 words,
Founder Showcase tonight in SF is sold out, but @Tropo has a free ticket available. RT to win it. Founder Showcase tonight in SF is sold out, but @Tropo has a free ticket available.... June 15, 2011 - 26 words,
Found free street parking in San Francisco, a block from my lunch event. And it's in the shade. It's the little things that make my day. Found free street parking in San Francisco, a block from my lunch event. And it’s... June 15, 2011 - 33 words,
RT @cherikalsey: @akalsey Astronomical. RT @cherikalsey: @akalsey Astronomical. Jun 14, 2011 1 :03 via Twitter... June 14, 2011 - 11 words,
Ad offering me a rebate of "30% of the retail cost of the Solar System" - what would the property taxes be on all the planets? Ad offering me a rebate of “30% of the retail cost of the Solar System”... June 14, 2011 - 33 words,
A couple sitting at coffee with calendars spread out is planning out which parent their daughter stays with each week throughout the summer. A couple sitting at coffee with calendars spread out is planning out which parent their... June 14, 2011 - 30 words,
DirecTV seems to have replaced ESPN with the Derek Jeter Channel. DirecTV seems to have replaced ESPN with the Derek Jeter Channel. Jun 13, 2011 6... June 13, 2011 - 18 words,
Spam that offers to sell me targeted email lists always makes me laugh. Spam that offers to sell me targeted email lists always makes me laugh. Jun 13,... June 13, 2011 - 20 words,
I hear there was a basketball game tonight. I hear there was a basketball game tonight. Jun 12, 2011 9 :17 via Twitter... June 12, 2011 - 15 words,
RT @ChicagoCTO: What data are we missing? What vital signs would you most like to see from the City of Chicago? RT @ChicagoCTO: What data are we missing? What vital signs would you most like to... June 12, 2011 - 28 words,
Speakers you can use "inside your horse." http://t.co/t2FXBw3 Find me some I can use inside a tauntaun to entertain me when lost on Hoth. Speakers you can use “inside your horse.” http://t.co/t2FXBw3 Find me some I can use inside... June 12, 2011 - 31 words,
What an evening. Giants, tri tip, and a local Zin out in the backyard. http://t.co/RE2DNVo What an evening. Giants, tri tip, and a local Zin out in the backyard. http://t.co/RE2DNVo... June 12, 2011 - 22 words,
If high school guidance counsellors are so good at planning careers, how'd they end up as guidance counsellors? If high school guidance counsellors are so good at planning careers, how’d they end up... June 12, 2011 - 25 words,
There's a hornet trapped in a spider web in my garage. Watched it kill one spider, now it's battling another. There’s a hornet trapped in a spider web in my garage. Watched it kill one... June 12, 2011 - 27 words,
RT @joindin: Didn't make it to php|tek hackathon this year? Check out some pics from @akrabat: http://bit.ly/jfOCJ5 RT @joindin: Didn’t make it to php|tek hackathon this year? Check out some pics from... June 12, 2011 - 24 words,
I didn't think I frequented the Chinese restaurant by my house THAT much. When I walked in, the girl at the counter greeted me by name. I didn’t think I frequented the Chinese restaurant by my house THAT much. When I... June 11, 2011 - 33 words,
Whole Foods on Arden has Pliny the Elder! Whole Foods on Arden has Pliny the Elder! Jun 11, 2011 2 :22 via Twitter... June 11, 2011 - 15 words,
Just umpired for the first time in nearly 18 months. I'd forgotten how much I enjoy this. Just umpired for the first time in nearly 18 months. I’d forgotten how much I... June 11, 2011 - 24 words,
Ah, public schools. Email: "...calling to notify you that on 6/10/2011, your child, Taylor,was absent for, 5." Five what? Nice punctuation. Ah, public schools. Email: “…calling to notify you that on 6/10/2011, your child, Taylor,was absent... June 10, 2011 - 28 words,
What passes for business news here. Celeb son plays semi-pro football. RT @Sacbiz Actor's son returns to Mountain Lions lineup. ow.ly/5e37U What passes for business news here. Celeb son plays semi-pro football. RT @Sacbiz Actor’s son... June 9, 2011 - 28 words,
When I see that someone is the Foursquare Mayor of an airport, I feel sad for them. When I see that someone is the Foursquare Mayor of an airport, I feel sad... June 9, 2011 - 24 words,
Finally home, and no travel planned for 6 weeks. May was a brutal travel schedule. Finally home, and no travel planned for 6 weeks. May was a brutal travel schedule.... June 9, 2011 - 22 words,
Benefiting from other's misery. Someone from the full first class cabin was delayed by weather coming in. Guess who's atop the upgrade list? Benefiting from other’s misery. Someone from the full first class cabin was delayed by weather... June 9, 2011 - 30 words,
Airport concourses should have slow lanes. #lateformyconnection Airport concourses should have slow lanes. #lateformyconnection Jun 9, 2011 8 :44 via Twitter... June 9, 2011 - 14 words,
Goodbye Raleigh. It's been fun. Goodbye Raleigh. It’s been fun. Jun 9, 2011 3 :04 via Twitter... June 8, 2011 - 12 words,
Speaking about @Tropo at @tripug in a few minutes http://t.co/7vGODir Speaking about @Tropo at @tripug in a few minutes http://t.co/7vGODir Jun 8, 2011 3 :13... June 8, 2011 - 17 words,
In Raleigh, a red light means 3 more cars get to go through the intersection. In Raleigh, a red light means 3 more cars get to go through the intersection.... June 8, 2011 - 22 words,
Nice real-world UX at my hotel. There is always an elevator waiting with doors open on the ground floor. Nice real-world UX at my hotel. There is always an elevator waiting with doors open... June 8, 2011 - 26 words,
This parking garage was designed by Escher. This parking garage was designed by Escher. Jun 8, 2011 9 :15 via Twitter... June 8, 2011 - 14 words,
Fellow frequent traveler: When watching TV or a movie, does anyone else try and figure out the airport the scenes are shot in? Fellow frequent traveler: When watching TV or a movie, does anyone else try and figure... June 7, 2011 - 30 words,
A nice touch: my hotel leaves a microwave popcorn package in the room each day. A nice touch: my hotel leaves a microwave popcorn package in the room each day.... June 7, 2011 - 22 words,
Fat Daddy's hasn't changed in 20 years. It's identical to how I remember it. http://t.co/tbQXeje Fat Daddy’s hasn’t changed in 20 years. It’s identical to how I remember it. http://t.co/tbQXeje... June 6, 2011 - 22 words,
My first job was here. Called Cody's back then. http://t.co/FrDyzIe My first job was here. Called Cody’s back then. http://t.co/FrDyzIe Jun 6, 2011 3 :55... June 6, 2011 - 17 words,
I had the brilliant idea to take this conference call from the hotel poolside. Found someone down there jackhammering out old fence posts. I had the brilliant idea to take this conference call from the hotel poolside. Found... June 6, 2011 - 30 words,
A favorite place to eat in Raleigh was always Fat Daddy's. http://ow.ly/5batc Glad to see they're still around. Going tonight. A favorite place to eat in Raleigh was always Fat Daddy’s. http://ow.ly/5batc Glad to see... June 6, 2011 - 27 words,
Only in minor league baseball: a dog just ran the bases. He scored the winning run. Only in minor league baseball: a dog just ran the bases. He scored the winning... June 5, 2011 - 23 words,
This is my second @durhambulls game. First was 20+ years ago when they were an A-ball team. Seen bigger HS stadiums than that old park. This is my second @durhambulls game. First was 20+ years ago when they were an... June 5, 2011 - 32 words,
From the smell, I think the @durhambulls have an actual bull around here somewhere. From the smell, I think the @durhambulls have an actual bull around here somewhere. Jun... June 5, 2011 - 21 words,
Awesome. @SFGiants Lincecum jersey spotted at @durhambulls game. Awesome. @SFGiants Lincecum jersey spotted at @durhambulls game. Jun 5, 2011 4 :13 via Twitter... June 5, 2011 - 15 words,
Odd that the @durhambulls stadium is designed to resemble Fenway. Even have a "Blue Monster." They're a Rays affiliate. http://t.co/KG0nUJ3 Odd that the @durhambulls stadium is designed to resemble Fenway. Even have a “Blue Monster.”... June 5, 2011 - 27 words,
It's a little weird being in Raleigh. I lived here 21 years ago, but haven't been back since. Lost contact with almost all my local friends. It’s a little weird being in Raleigh. I lived here 21 years ago, but haven’t... June 5, 2011 - 33 words,
Hah! @durhambulls 2nd baseman Carter has Justin Bieber as his walk up music. I hope that's intended to be ironic. Hah! @durhambulls 2nd baseman Carter has Justin Bieber as his walk up music. I hope... June 5, 2011 - 27 words,
At a @durhambulls game thanks to @trianglestartup weekend. Love going to a ballgame in cities I visit. http://t.co/ulAZOrh At a @durhambulls game thanks to @trianglestartup weekend. Love going to a ballgame in cities... June 5, 2011 - 25 words,
Startup weekend needed a speaker timer. http://t.co/jnb3AmD Startup weekend needed a speaker timer. http://t.co/jnb3AmD Jun 5, 2011 1 :56 via Twitter... June 5, 2011 - 14 words,
Last guy on stage kept saying "next slide" as he pushed the button on the remote to move to the next slide. Last guy on stage kept saying “next slide” as he pushed the button on the... June 5, 2011 - 29 words,
Hey, look what shirt this Startup Weekend demo presenter is wearing: http://t.co/Mp6hIbB Hey, look what shirt this Startup Weekend demo presenter is wearing: http://t.co/Mp6hIbB Jun 5, 2011... June 5, 2011 - 19 words,
I'm osting a session later at #ccral on holding effective app contests and hackathons. I’m osting a session later at #ccral on holding effective app contests and hackathons. Jun... June 4, 2011 - 21 words,
Developer evangelists should be decent public speakers. Especially when the come from tech behemoths. This guy is murdering his OGDI talk. Developer evangelists should be decent public speakers. Especially when the come from tech behemoths. This... June 4, 2011 - 28 words,
Great crowd at CityCamp Raleigh. Some very nice sessions emerging. #ccral http://t.co/cc6UXSF Great crowd at CityCamp Raleigh. Some very nice sessions emerging. #ccral http://t.co/cc6UXSF Jun 4, 2011... June 4, 2011 - 19 words,
Tropo shirts in Raleigh. http://t.co/BUMkcGz Tropo shirts in Raleigh. http://t.co/BUMkcGz Jun 4, 2011 7 :19 via Twitter... June 4, 2011 - 12 words,
Zack's car has been found! Undamaged and safe at home. Was parked in front of an abandoned house, and the neighbors called the police. Zack’s car has been found! Undamaged and safe at home. Was parked in front of... June 3, 2011 - 31 words,
let's see if we can get #tsasucks to trend. let’s see if we can get #tsasucks to trend. Jun 3, 2011 12 :11 via... June 3, 2011 - 16 words,
Stand in a long TSA line and find their electronic boarding pass scanner has no batteries. Have to go get a paper pass & stand in line again Stand in a long TSA line and find their electronic boarding pass scanner has no... June 3, 2011 - 35 words,
Only things belonging to taxis can enter here. http://t.co/fEzG7N0 Only things belonging to taxis can enter here. http://t.co/fEzG7N0 Jun 3, 2011 11 :56 via... June 3, 2011 - 16 words,
Sony's account security must have been designed by the people who created their drm. Sony’s account security must have been designed by the people who created their drm. Jun... June 2, 2011 - 21 words,
Working on some notes for my #oscon presentation "Managing Open Source Releases of a Cloud Platform" http://ow.ly/58ZLl Working on some notes for my #oscon presentation “Managing Open Source Releases of a Cloud... June 2, 2011 - 24 words,
Woke up this morning to find Zack's truck missing. Stolen. Woke up this morning to find Zack’s truck missing. Stolen. Jun 2, 2011 7 :39... June 2, 2011 - 17 words,
Next time my wife is unhappy with me, I'm blaming it on rogue sales contractors. Next time my wife is unhappy with me, I’m blaming it on rogue sales contractors.... June 1, 2011 - 22 words,
Created a @Tropo account while testing something and the autogenerated password was death.bumblebee. Awesome. Created a @Tropo account while testing something and the autogenerated password was death.bumblebee. Awesome. Jun... June 1, 2011 - 21 words,
Hail in California. In June. Thank you global warming. Hail in California. In June. Thank you global warming. Jun 1, 2011 5 :22 via... June 1, 2011 - 16 words,
One of the events I'll be at in Raleigh this weekend, CityCamp Raleigh http://ow.ly/586eZ One of the events I’ll be at in Raleigh this weekend, CityCamp Raleigh http://ow.ly/586eZ Jun... June 1, 2011 - 21 words,
There are a lot of stupid people in the world and most of them sent me an email this morning. There are a lot of stupid people in the world and most of them sent... June 1, 2011 - 27 words,
RT @tripug: We've got @tropo coming to do a presentation. June 8, check out for details: http://www.meetup.com/mysql-144/ RT @tripug: We’ve got @tropo coming to do a presentation. June 8, check out for... May 30, 2011 - 24 words,
I'll be in Raleigh for a week starting next weekend. Anyone want to meet up? I’ll be in Raleigh for a week starting next weekend. Anyone want to meet up?... May 29, 2011 - 22 words,
3 talks @SacDrupal Camp mention @Tropo - voipdrupal uses Tropo, my app dev talk had a voice demo, & @dboeger's site case study includes SMS 3 talks @SacDrupal Camp mention @Tropo - voipdrupal uses Tropo, my app dev talk had... May 28, 2011 - 32 words,
RT @digiphile: "I requested an Excel document; they sent me a PDF of a scan of a printout of a web app"-@onyxfish http://j.mp/kCDIIK #gov20 RT @digiphile: “I requested an Excel document; they sent me a PDF of a scan... May 28, 2011 - 32 words,
Funny Junk will let anyone sub me to your crappy email without confirming, but to unsub on your ad-laden page I get a captcha & confirmation Funny Junk will let anyone sub me to your crappy email without confirming, but to... May 28, 2011 - 33 words,
Overheard: "Drupal is magic, right?" Overheard: “Drupal is magic, right?” May 28, 2011 12 :30 via Twitter... May 28, 2011 - 12 words,
Chicago has some of the best food in the country. O'Hare is one of the busiest airports in the world. Perhaps someone could combine the two? Chicago has some of the best food in the country. O’Hare is one of the... May 27, 2011 - 33 words,
I just saw an animated gif email signature. What is wrong with people? I just saw an animated gif email signature. What is wrong with people? May 27,... May 27, 2011 - 20 words,
You know the #tek11 hackathon is going well when they announce an open bar in the other room and 2/3 of the people don't budge. You know the #tek11 hackathon is going well when they announce an open bar in... May 26, 2011 - 32 words,
My talk on adding real time communications to web applications starts at #tek11 in 5 mins in the keynote room. Come see @Tropo in action. My talk on adding real time communications to web applications starts at #tek11 in 5... May 26, 2011 - 32 words,
Many thanks to @bhsalzer and @dkworldwide for letting me join them for beer brewing last night. Many thanks to @bhsalzer and @dkworldwide for letting me join them for beer brewing last... May 25, 2011 - 23 words,
Took 9 hours to complete the @mashery #tek11 challenge, but to be fair, the iphone can't show html source. 3 mins once I opened the laptop. Took 9 hours to complete the @mashery #tek11 challenge, but to be fair, the iphone... May 25, 2011 - 33 words,
Started my #tek11 talk by telling people to leave. "Here's what I'll be covering, doesn't fit your needs? feel free to find another talk." Started my #tek11 talk by telling people to leave. “Here’s what I’ll be covering, doesn’t... May 25, 2011 - 31 words,
There's going to be run on @Tropo shirts at #tek11. From the keynote stage @CalEvans just told everyone we've got the best shirts in tech. There’s going to be run on @Tropo shirts at #tek11. From the keynote stage @CalEvans... May 25, 2011 - 32 words,
#tek11 had custom room keys made up. @Tropo logo is on the back. http://t.co/yXiSft8 tek11 had custom room keys made up. @Tropo logo is on the back. http://t.co/yXiSft8 May... May 24, 2011 - 21 words,
I think we landed in Ohio and are taxiing to O'Hare. I think we landed in Ohio and are taxiing to O’Hare. May 24, 2011 6... May 24, 2011 - 18 words,
The coolest conference logo I've seen so far belongs to @drupalcon London http://t.co/Jy5lByO The coolest conference logo I’ve seen so far belongs to @drupalcon London http://t.co/Jy5lByO May 24,... May 24, 2011 - 20 words,
Seeing an alphabet soup of certifications in email signatures makes me want to get an honorary degree and include it in my signature. Seeing an alphabet soup of certifications in email signatures makes me want to get an... May 24, 2011 - 30 words,
Reading earbud reviews, I immediately ignore any reviewer who compares something to Bose. Reading earbud reviews, I immediately ignore any reviewer who compares something to Bose. May 24,... May 24, 2011 - 20 words,
Said orthodontist once made us wait 50 minutes when we were 1st appointment of the day. I'm fed up. Said orthodontist once made us wait 50 minutes when we were 1st appointment of the... May 24, 2011 - 26 words,
I once showed up 1 hr late to my kids' orthodontist to make a point. "You don't care when my appointments are, why should I?" I once showed up 1 hr late to my kids’ orthodontist to make a point.... May 24, 2011 - 32 words,
Wish more doctors would do this: a list of how late each doctor is running. http://t.co/W6qfpqz Wish more doctors would do this: a list of how late each doctor is running.... May 24, 2011 - 23 words,
Off to Chicago this afternoon for #tek11. I'm giving two talks (Drupal and real time comms) and @Tropo is sponsoring the hackaton & contest Off to Chicago this afternoon for #tek11. I’m giving two talks (Drupal and real time... May 24, 2011 - 31 words,
Clear is back: the co. that speeds you through airport security. Only Orlando & Denver, but skipping Disneyfied lines at MCO is worth $200. Clear is back: the co. that speeds you through airport security. Only Orlando & Denver,... May 23, 2011 - 31 words,
Any suggestions for noise isolating earbuds under $100 with the iphone mic and controls? My travel pair have have gone mute in one ear. Any suggestions for noise isolating earbuds under $100 with the iphone mic and controls? My... May 23, 2011 - 31 words,
According to the product data on the Klipsch web site, there's virtually no difference between the $60 & $350 earbuds. Datasheet fail. According to the product data on the Klipsch web site, there’s virtually no difference between... May 23, 2011 - 29 words,
Emergency Alert appearing on TV right now has a LONG list of counties that are affected by the alert, but no details on what it's for. Emergency Alert appearing on TV right now has a LONG list of counties that are... May 21, 2011 - 33 words,
Lincecum's pitching like there's no tomorrow. Lincecum’s pitching like there’s no tomorrow. May 21, 2011 6 :08 via Twitter... May 21, 2011 - 13 words,
Anyone seen Joe? I swear he was right here a minute ago. Anyone seen Joe? I swear he was right here a minute ago. May 21, 2011... May 21, 2011 - 19 words,
How I met @ccg - She drove me from Santa Monica to LAX in her Mini to barely make a flight after I spoke at LADrupal. Like a bat outta hell. How I met @ccg - She drove me from Santa Monica to LAX in her... May 19, 2011 - 38 words,
The dentist office is playing the Glee soundtrack. Aren't their patients in enough pain already? The dentist office is playing the Glee soundtrack. Aren’t their patients in enough pain already?... May 19, 2011 - 22 words,
I spent most of high school in Raleigh, NC, but haven't been there in 20 years. In a few weeks, I'll be there for a week, talking Tropo. I spent most of high school in Raleigh, NC, but haven’t been there in 20... May 19, 2011 - 35 words,
Note to startups: Attacking a market segment that doesn't need your product and has no money to spend isn't disruptive. It's stupid. Note to startups: Attacking a market segment that doesn’t need your product and has no... May 17, 2011 - 29 words,
Hmm. Medics went down the jetway, didn't return, and now we're boarding. There's no way that stretcher's going to fit in the overhead bin. Hmm. Medics went down the jetway, didn’t return, and now we’re boarding. There’s no way... May 16, 2011 - 31 words,
The paramedics weren't in a hurry, so I guess it's nothing serious. The paramedics weren’t in a hurry, so I guess it’s nothing serious. May 16, 2011... May 16, 2011 - 19 words,
The paramedics showing up at the gate with a stretcher probably explains why we're 10 mins from takeoff & haven't boarded yet. The paramedics showing up at the gate with a stretcher probably explains why we’re 10... May 16, 2011 - 29 words,
Fox baseball announcer keeps saying "crafty lefty." I'm waiting for the pitcher to leave the mound with a macrame pot holder. Fox baseball announcer keeps saying “crafty lefty.” I’m waiting for the pitcher to leave the... May 14, 2011 - 28 words,
RT @Tropo: Tropo's coming to Raleigh. What tech meetups we should visit while we're there? RT @Tropo: Tropo’s coming to Raleigh. What tech meetups we should visit while we’re there?... May 13, 2011 - 22 words,
RT @Tropo: Tropo's invading php|tek with a huge hackathon, a contest, and two sessions. http://cot.ag/iU7Fut #PHP devs, come join us in ... RT @Tropo: Tropo’s invading php|tek with a huge hackathon, a contest, and two sessions. http://cot.ag/iU7Fut... May 13, 2011 - 29 words,
Having your company name show up in the title of a major tech blog means a Twitter vanity search will be useless for a few hours. Having your company name show up in the title of a major tech blog means... May 11, 2011 - 33 words,
Until now, I had no idea that working on a crossword puzzle could be so... vocal. Until now, I had no idea that working on a crossword puzzle could be so…... May 11, 2011 - 23 words,
Nice job @cbs13rightnow on using a circa 2001 XBox in your photo to illustrate the story of a cop shoplifting an xbox. Nice job @cbs13rightnow on using a circa 2001 XBox in your photo to illustrate the... May 11, 2011 - 29 words,
A truly sleazy practice: "Although the program is now full, we still do offer breakout sessions and keynotes via sponsorship of the event." A truly sleazy practice: “Although the program is now full, we still do offer breakout... May 11, 2011 - 30 words,
Google is looking to improve Android upgrades. Should look at what Palm does with Pre owners: sends a tech to the home of both of them. Google is looking to improve Android upgrades. Should look at what Palm does with Pre... May 11, 2011 - 33 words,
RT @joshdmorg: With MSFT buying Skype normally I would worry about them screwing up the Mac client, but thankfully Skype already did tha ... RT @joshdmorg: With MSFT buying Skype normally I would worry about them screwing up the... May 11, 2011 - 31 words,
Want an SMS API that's cheap, fast AND easy? SMS from @Tropo is now 1 cent per message http://t.co/KCVoyev Want an SMS API that’s cheap, fast AND easy? SMS from @Tropo is now 1... May 11, 2011 - 26 words,
I need to get one of these for @the_jeremy http://ow.ly/4RFsr I need to get one of these for @the_jeremy http://ow.ly/4RFsr May 10, 2011 4 :49... May 10, 2011 - 17 words,
I'm excited to announce that I've avoided the trite phrase "we’re excited to announce" in all my product announcements. http://ow.ly/4REo4 I’m excited to announce that I’ve avoided the trite phrase “we’re excited to announce” in... May 10, 2011 - 27 words,
Skype: because it's so passé to be a serial entrepreneur by having multiple companies. Skype: because it’s so passe to be a serial entrepreneur by having multiple companies. May... May 10, 2011 - 21 words,
For those companies who missed out on buying Skype, don't despair. The Skype founders will be selling it again in a few years. For those companies who missed out on buying Skype, don’t despair. The Skype founders will... May 10, 2011 - 30 words,
RT @lxbarth: Just forked https://github.com/gitrecipes/main - planning on adding a recipe later today (via @bmann, @akalsey) RT @lxbarth: Just forked https://github.com/gitrecipes/main - planning on adding a recipe later today (via @bmann,... May 10, 2011 - 23 words,
Inspired by a conversation with @bmann http://t.co/ASTg38v - go fork it. Can't wait to see the pull requests. Inspired by a conversation with @bmann http://t.co/ASTg38v - go fork it. Can’t wait to see... May 10, 2011 - 25 words,
Now maybe Skype will finally figure out how to work with developers, developers, developers, developers. Now maybe Skype will finally figure out how to work with developers, developers, developers, developers.... May 9, 2011 - 22 words,
DrupalCamp Sacramento is coming May 28-29. http://t.co/uPL8wsj - follow @Sacdrupal for more. DrupalCamp Sacramento is coming May 28-29. http://t.co/uPL8wsj - follow @Sacdrupal for more. May 9, 2011... May 9, 2011 - 19 words,
Zack's making himself a new skim board, complete with a logo he designed. http://t.co/nyPWkjx Zack’s making himself a new skim board, complete with a logo he designed. http://t.co/nyPWkjx May... May 8, 2011 - 21 words,
My dog is clearly left handed (pawed?). My dog is clearly left handed (pawed?). May 8, 2011 2 :31 via Twitter... May 8, 2011 - 14 words,
Apparently active duty military going to or from Iraq get access to the Red Carpet lounge. http://t.co/GRnCbev He was going to Libya. Apparently active duty military going to or from Iraq get access to the Red Carpet... May 8, 2011 - 29 words,
United tried turning away an Army officer from the SFO Red Carpet lounge because he was flying to the wrong war. They finally let him in. United tried turning away an Army officer from the SFO Red Carpet lounge because he... May 8, 2011 - 33 words,
Microsoft sure knows how to throw an event. Treatment of speakers at #mwnw11 has been first class. Microsoft sure knows how to throw an event. Treatment of speakers at #mwnw11 has been... May 7, 2011 - 24 words,
Wandered into the mall across from my Vancouver hotel. People are standing in line to get into the Apple store. Wandered into the mall across from my Vancouver hotel. People are standing in line to... May 6, 2011 - 27 words,
Is paper.li good for anything other than spamming people to tell them you're reading their links? Wish I could block all paper.li tweets. Is paper.li good for anything other than spamming people to tell them you’re reading their... May 6, 2011 - 30 words,
Catch files uploaded by HTTP POST and store them on RackSpace CloudFiles. http://ow.ly/4P9Qy - Origianlly built to capture @Tropo recordings Catch files uploaded by HTTP POST and store them on RackSpace CloudFiles. http://ow.ly/4P9Qy - Origianlly... May 6, 2011 - 27 words,
My mac's camera just turned on for a few moments for no apparent reason. I wonder if there's a way to see which apps accessed hardware? My mac’s camera just turned on for a few moments for no apparent reason. I... May 5, 2011 - 33 words,
Laying out a buffet line? Put some napkins and utensils at the end of the line, too. People always forget them at the beginning. Laying out a buffet line? Put some napkins and utensils at the end of the... May 5, 2011 - 31 words,
Plenty of power at #wcdev, but none of it is near the seats in the session rooms. If I knew where I could get ext cords, I'd donate them. Plenty of power at #wcdev, but none of it is near the seats in the... May 5, 2011 - 36 words,
RT @entendu: You are a not a Software Engineer, you're a Software Gardener: http://bit.ly/kFbC5I RT @entendu: You are a not a Software Engineer, you’re a Software Gardener: http://bit.ly/kFbC5I May... May 5, 2011 - 21 words,
I'm in Vancouver this week for Open Source Week. http://t.co/i7DMEjw I’m in Vancouver this week for Open Source Week. http://t.co/i7DMEjw May 5, 2011 10 :45... May 5, 2011 - 17 words,
#wcdev is very well done. I've been to professionally managed conferences that weren't as well organized. wcdev is very well done. I’ve been to professionally managed conferences that weren’t as well... May 5, 2011 - 23 words,
#WCDev speaker called 23k pages a "big, big intranet." One of my former clients had billions of docs on millions of web servers. In 2003. WCDev speaker called 23k pages a “big, big intranet.” One of my former clients had... May 5, 2011 - 32 words,
Wordcamp badges have wifi info printed upside down in small print on the bottom. Easy to read while wearing. Clever. http://t.co/3sk89ld Wordcamp badges have wifi info printed upside down in small print on the bottom. Easy... May 5, 2011 - 28 words,
RT @Tropo: [New Blog Post] Hack for Good event in San Francisco with @Orchestra_io and @Tropo. http://cot.ag/jKnPoc #opengov #gov20 RT @Tropo: [New Blog Post] Hack for Good event in San Francisco with @Orchestra_io and... May 5, 2011 - 26 words,
Sacramento Drupal Camp is on! http://t.co/eDraCDF - I havent decided what to present; what would you like to hear a talk on? cc @sacdrupal Sacramento Drupal Camp is on! http://t.co/eDraCDF - I havent decided what to present; what would... May 4, 2011 - 31 words,
A starting pitcher must finish 5 innings to qualify for a win. Who gets it if the leading starter exits early? The most effective reliever. A starting pitcher must finish 5 innings to qualify for a win. Who gets it... May 3, 2011 - 32 words,
I helped 3 different geek entrepreneurs figure out how to make an investor pitch last week. I feel a blog post coming on. I helped 3 different geek entrepreneurs figure out how to make an investor pitch last... May 2, 2011 - 30 words,
RT @Zend_News: #ZendCon 2011 Call for Papers is open. Start submitting now: http://zendcon.com/2011/ #php RT @Zend_News: #ZendCon 2011 Call for Papers is open. Start submitting now: http://zendcon.com/2011/ #php May... May 2, 2011 - 21 words,
RT @CalEvans: Some APIs I can look at and immediately say "Yep, I can work with that". Others for some reason, just do not make sense to me. RT @CalEvans: Some APIs I can look at and immediately say “Yep, I can work... May 2, 2011 - 35 words,
I could use a presentation mode for OSX - one-click disable growl; hide desktop, doc, menus, lock out certain Spaces, mute Skype etc. I could use a presentation mode for OSX - one-click disable growl; hide desktop, doc,... April 30, 2011 - 30 words,
I feel very secure, don't you? http://t.co/0KAZbkk I feel very secure, don’t you? http://t.co/0KAZbkk Apr 30, 2011 12 :02 via Twitter... April 30, 2011 - 14 words,
I'm down to two dozen @Tropo shirts at #DrupalCamp Nashville. Get yours before they're gone. http://t.co/ibLfm0J I’m down to two dozen @Tropo shirts at #DrupalCamp Nashville. Get yours before they’re gone.... April 30, 2011 - 23 words,
The @Tropo table at #DrupalCamp Nashville. #dcn11 http://t.co/6WVq8h3 The @Tropo table at #DrupalCamp Nashville. #dcn11 http://t.co/6WVq8h3 Apr 30, 2011 7 :51 via Twitter... April 30, 2011 - 15 words,
"My iPad smells like bacon." - @CalEvans “My iPad smells like bacon.” - @CalEvans Apr 30, 2011 7 :46 via Twitter... April 30, 2011 - 14 words,
Again without the typo: Startups shouldn't be concerned with doing things well. Start with "not terrible" and work your way up from there. Again without the typo: Startups shouldn’t be concerned with doing things well. Start with “not... April 29, 2011 - 30 words,
I'm wondering why they didn't have a 3D feed of the royal wedding. I’m wondering why they didn’t have a 3D feed of the royal wedding. Apr 29,... April 29, 2011 - 20 words,
Drupal's password strength checker rates "password" as a Fair password. Drupal’s password strength checker rates “password” as a Fair password. Apr 29, 2011 10 :51... April 29, 2011 - 17 words,
Startups shouldn't be overly concerned with things well. Start with "not terrible" and work your way up from there. Startups shouldn’t be overly concerned with things well. Start with “not terrible” and work your... April 29, 2011 - 26 words,
On the ground in Nashville and looking forward to DrupalCamp tomorrow. On the ground in Nashville and looking forward to DrupalCamp tomorrow. Apr 29, 2011 10... April 29, 2011 - 18 words,
MLB.tv's blackouts suck. I'm in an airport in Charlotte NC, but can't watch the Giants game because they're playing in Washington MLB.tv’s blackouts suck. I’m in an airport in Charlotte NC, but can’t watch the Giants... April 29, 2011 - 28 words,
Weird, get on a two hour domestic flight out of Philly and it's a 767. Weird, get on a two hour domestic flight out of Philly and it’s a 767.... April 29, 2011 - 22 words,
This television coverage is so overly thorough I'm expecting they'll include the Royal Consummation of Marriage, too. This television coverage is so overly thorough I’m expecting they’ll include the Royal Consummation of... April 29, 2011 - 24 words,
I'm surprised my mention of the little event happening in London today didn't earn me a flood of spam replies. I’m surprised my mention of the little event happening in London today didn’t earn me... April 29, 2011 - 27 words,
I'll be in Vancouver Thursday-Saturday for Wordcamp and speaking on Drupal at Make Web Not War. Anyone want to meet up? I’ll be in Vancouver Thursday-Saturday for Wordcamp and speaking on Drupal at Make Web Not... April 29, 2011 - 28 words,
I checked, but the bride and groom aren't registered at Target. I checked, but the bride and groom aren’t registered at Target. Apr 29, 2011 10... April 29, 2011 - 18 words,
Royal wedding on in the hotel lobby. Amused at the very serious TV commentary treating it as an event that actually matters. Royal wedding on in the hotel lobby. Amused at the very serious TV commentary treating... April 29, 2011 - 29 words,
I'll be speaking at DrupalCamp Nashville this weekend. http://ow.ly/4Jlk2 I’ll be speaking at DrupalCamp Nashville this weekend. http://ow.ly/4Jlk2 Apr 28, 2011 4 :10 via... April 28, 2011 - 16 words,
Cheesesteaks at Tony Lukes thanks to @TedC Cheesesteaks at Tony Lukes thanks to @TedC Apr 28, 2011 9 :12 via Twitter... April 28, 2011 - 14 words,
I turned one of my business cards into a stand to prop up my iPhone while I watch video on it. http://t.co/aHCl0qF I turned one of my business cards into a stand to prop up my iPhone... April 27, 2011 - 29 words,
Deadlines that seem fixed early in a project tend to become flexible toward the end. @johannarothman at #PhillyETE Deadlines that seem fixed early in a project tend to become flexible toward the end.... April 27, 2011 - 25 words,
Philly ETE is an awesome conference. How haven't I heard of it before? Sitting in @johannarothman's session on context switching in projects Philly ETE is an awesome conference. How haven’t I heard of it before? Sitting in... April 27, 2011 - 29 words,
Darren Ford for ROY! Darren Ford for ROY! Apr 26, 2011 7 :58 via Twitter... April 26, 2011 - 11 words,
RT @dcoleman100: #mobbizconf - GroupedIn demo pretty coll app, and looks like you can also tie it to business processes, should be good ... RT @dcoleman100: #mobbizconf - GroupedIn demo pretty coll app, and looks like you can also... April 26, 2011 - 31 words,
It's not just a few disruptive people. This is packed-bar-at-happy-hour loud. I'm standing next to the speaker & can't hear. #CloudCamp It’s not just a few disruptive people. This is packed-bar-at-happy-hour loud. I’m standing next to... April 26, 2011 - 28 words,
I've never before been at an event where the audience refused to stop their loud side conversations. Stay classy Philadelphia. #CloudCamp I’ve never before been at an event where the audience refused to stop their loud... April 26, 2011 - 28 words,
Too bad airlines are so capital intensive. Great opp there to create one that doesn't suck. Too bad airlines are so capital intensive. Great opp there to create one that doesn’t... April 25, 2011 - 23 words,
Even our competitor's employees use @Tropo for their most important side projects. Even our competitor’s employees use @Tropo for their most important side projects. Apr 25, 2011... April 25, 2011 - 19 words,
I'm betting the EC2 outage will be a popular topic at @CloudCampPhilly tomorrow night. I’m betting the EC2 outage will be a popular topic at @CloudCampPhilly tomorrow night. Apr... April 25, 2011 - 21 words,
Come to @CloudCampPhilly tomorrow night - I'll be there. http://ow.ly/4GMTY Come to @CloudCampPhilly tomorrow night - I’ll be there. http://ow.ly/4GMTY Apr 25, 2011 4 :54... April 25, 2011 - 17 words,
Myself from 18 months ago, because it seems so apropos today. http://twitter.com/#!/akalsey/statuses/4151778183 Myself from 18 months ago, because it seems so apropos today. http://twitter.com/#!/akalsey/statuses/4151778183 Apr 25, 2011... April 25, 2011 - 19 words,
RT @mheadd: There is a Hackathon taking place on Saturday to close out #PhillyTechWeek - building apps with data from @opendataphilly. # ... RT @mheadd: There is a Hackathon taking place on Saturday to close out #PhillyTechWeek -... April 25, 2011 - 30 words,
When I travel, I like to drink the beer brewed closest to where I'm sitting. This is pretty darn close: http://t.co/KVuYmWz When I travel, I like to drink the beer brewed closest to where I’m sitting.... April 25, 2011 - 28 words,
RT @TedC: Only 29 tickets left for CloudCamp Philly http://cloudcamp-philly.eventbrite.com/ #CloudCamp #PhillyTechWeek RT @TedC: Only 29 tickets left for CloudCamp Philly http://cloudcamp-philly.eventbrite.com/ #CloudCamp #PhillyTechWeek Apr 25, 2011... April 25, 2011 - 19 words,
Nice, @opendataphilly allows people to submit their own data sets. Wonder how that will affect quality over time. Nice, @opendataphilly allows people to submit their own data sets. Wonder how that will affect... April 25, 2011 - 25 words,
Nice turnout for the Open Data Philly launch. http://t.co/g4MJNsw Nice turnout for the Open Data Philly launch. http://t.co/g4MJNsw Apr 25, 2011 9 :35 via... April 25, 2011 - 16 words,
Hotel has no reservation for me and they're fully booked. I'm expecting locust next. Hotel has no reservation for me and they’re fully booked. I’m expecting locust next. Apr... April 25, 2011 - 21 words,
To the guy next to me: if you can't put the armrest down, perhaps you should buy two seats. To the guy next to me: if you can’t put the armrest down, perhaps you... April 24, 2011 - 26 words,
Clearly, I'm not meant to attend Philly Tech Week. Stuck on the tarmac in Atlanta waiting for weather to clear in Philly. Might be an hour. Clearly, I’m not meant to attend Philly Tech Week. Stuck on the tarmac in Atlanta... April 24, 2011 - 33 words,
When giving me a confirmation number over the phone, a United rep said "J as in 'cat'" - I guess the J is silent. When giving me a confirmation number over the phone, a United rep said “J as... April 24, 2011 - 31 words,
To top it off, @unitedairlines didn't transfer my tix when they rebooked me to @delta & I nearly missed my flight while agents tried solving To top it off, @unitedairlines didn’t transfer my tix when they rebooked me to @delta... April 24, 2011 - 32 words,
Maybe I should just stay home. The @delta flight is now delayed, too. Maybe I should just stay home. The @delta flight is now delayed, too. Apr 24,... April 24, 2011 - 20 words,
Also, @unitedairlines rebooked me for 10 hrs later in mid seat of a @delta redeye & offered no comp. Any airlines want my 50k mi/year? Also, @unitedairlines rebooked me for 10 hrs later in mid seat of a @delta redeye... April 24, 2011 - 32 words,
Hey @unitedairlines my flight's delayed & would miss the LAST connecting flight, and your plan was for me to sit at airport until tomorrow? Hey @unitedairlines my flight’s delayed & would miss the LAST connecting flight, and your plan... April 24, 2011 - 31 words,
It makes me quite sad that most of the @sacbiz 40 under 40 finalists are in government or quasi-government agencies. It makes me quite sad that most of the @sacbiz 40 under 40 finalists are... April 15, 2011 - 27 words,
Just got word that my OSCON proposal was accepted: "Managing open source releases of a cloud platform" - How we handle @Tropo's open source. Just got word that my OSCON proposal was accepted: “Managing open source releases of a... April 14, 2011 - 31 words,
Weekend fun at Home Depot: buy duct tape, rope, plastic sheeting, a shovel, & stain remover, wearing a hat low over your eyes & sunglasses. Weekend fun at Home Depot: buy duct tape, rope, plastic sheeting, a shovel, & stain... April 13, 2011 - 32 words,
RT @tmgstudio: Session Signup is open for DrupalCamp Nashville! Get your sessions posted! Slots WILL fill up! http://cot.ag/gvDQLi #nas ... RT @tmgstudio: Session Signup is open for DrupalCamp Nashville! Get your sessions posted! Slots WILL... April 8, 2011 - 27 words,
"Location: Southern and Northern California" -- where I come from we simply call that "California." “Location: Southern and Northern California” — where I come from we simply call that “California.”... April 5, 2011 - 22 words,
My linkedin invitation strategy: Ignore all invites. When I get a reminder in a few weeks, if I still remember who the person is, accept. My linkedin invitation strategy: Ignore all invites. When I get a reminder in a few... April 5, 2011 - 32 words,
Sign up for the #opengov hackathon at Philly Tech Week. http://ow.ly/4tHg7 First chance to build on the new Philly APIs http://ow.ly/4tHrt Sign up for the #opengov hackathon at Philly Tech Week. http://ow.ly/4tHg7 First chance to build... April 5, 2011 - 28 words,
Overheard: "There's this new web site where you can Google people..." Overheard: “There’s this new web site where you can Google people…” Apr 5, 2011 7... April 5, 2011 - 18 words,
Thanks. You should see the whole thing! RT @BRoodman: @akalsey I actually thought your talk was the best startup pitch so far at #data2con Thanks. You should see the whole thing! RT @BRoodman: @akalsey I actually thought your talk... April 4, 2011 - 31 words,
My 5 minute talk at #data2con sucked. 30 seconds after I started, they held up a sign indicating 2 minutes remaining. My 5 minute talk at #data2con sucked. 30 seconds after I started, they held up... April 4, 2011 - 28 words,
About to go on stage at #data2con and talk public data and voice with @Tropo and @phonosdk About to go on stage at #data2con and talk public data and voice with @Tropo... April 4, 2011 - 24 words,
RT @digiphile: Heads up, #gov20 folks. RT @jakebrewer Calling your rep is demonstrably more effective than online petitions. http://bit. ... RT @digiphile: Heads up, #gov20 folks. RT @jakebrewer Calling your rep is demonstrably more effective... April 4, 2011 - 27 words,
Uh oh, @jeffiel is in the interview chair right before me. Should check for booby traps. Uh oh, @jeffiel is in the interview chair right before me. Should check for booby... April 4, 2011 - 23 words,
Yahoo Fantasy Baseball now gives badges for completing tasks. The gamiification of something that was already a game. http://ow.ly/4rPrF Yahoo Fantasy Baseball now gives badges for completing tasks. The gamiification of something that was... April 2, 2011 - 26 words,
First use of a whiteboard in the new @voxeo office: @loopingrage and Wei. http://t.co/9vgcDma First use of a whiteboard in the new @voxeo office: @loopingrage and Wei. http://t.co/9vgcDma Apr... April 1, 2011 - 21 words,
Apparently one of the 4 elevators is misconfigured. Won't allow selection for the 10th floor. Apparently one of the 4 elevators is misconfigured. Won’t allow selection for the 10th floor.... April 1, 2011 - 22 words,
The new @voxeo office elevator won't let me select our floor. Someone trying to tell me something? The new @voxeo office elevator won’t let me select our floor. Someone trying to tell... March 31, 2011 - 24 words,
Why yes, the view out the @voxeo office does indeed look like a Ghostbuster's set right now. http://ow.ly/4pUci Why yes, the view out the @voxeo office does indeed look like a Ghostbuster’s set... March 30, 2011 - 25 words,
The storm in Orlando is so intense that debris just blew up past the office window. On the 20th floor. The storm in Orlando is so intense that debris just blew up past the office... March 30, 2011 - 27 words,
That's right. There is something good about Florida after all. http://t.co/JYnEoun That’s right. There is something good about Florida after all. http://t.co/JYnEoun Mar 29, 2011 6... March 29, 2011 - 18 words,
Seen on the wall in the @Tropo office. Part of our new architecture? http://t.co/eOuXyAg Seen on the wall in the @Tropo office. Part of our new architecture? http://t.co/eOuXyAg Mar... March 29, 2011 - 21 words,
After nearly a month straight of rain, it's sunny in California again. And I'm in Orlando, where it's raining all week. After nearly a month straight of rain, it’s sunny in California again. And I’m in... March 28, 2011 - 28 words,
In Orlando, I think it's a swamp rat RT @CalEvans: @akalsey say Hi to the Mouse for me. In Orlando, I think it’s a swamp rat RT @CalEvans: @akalsey say Hi to the... March 28, 2011 - 25 words,
Wheels up #UA448 to Denver then on to Orlando. Wheels up #UA448 to Denver then on to Orlando. Mar 28, 2011 1 :42 via... March 28, 2011 - 16 words,
Seat 1A means I can't surreptitiously read my kindle during takeoff and landing. Seat 1A means I can’t surreptitiously read my kindle during takeoff and landing. Mar 28,... March 28, 2011 - 20 words,
Spent some time talking @gwoborg at the @citizenspace party last night with an interested hacker. He had some ideas for portable cell towers Spent some time talking @gwoborg at the @citizenspace party last night with an interested hacker.... March 26, 2011 - 30 words,
What's the best developer platform you've ever worked with, and why was it awesome? What’s the best developer platform you’ve ever worked with, and why was it awesome? Mar... March 25, 2011 - 21 words,
I love it when competitors write big, breathy blog posts about companies that are already working switching to us. I love it when competitors write big, breathy blog posts about companies that are already... March 25, 2011 - 26 words,
When I throw a ball, my dog always grabs a closer ball and returns it. That's right, my dog optimizes the game of fetch through caching. When I throw a ball, my dog always grabs a closer ball and returns it.... March 25, 2011 - 33 words,
I love that Mozilla maintains good API compatibility between releases. After an update to Firefox 4, almost all my extensions still work. I love that Mozilla maintains good API compatibility between releases. After an update to Firefox... March 25, 2011 - 29 words,
Never noticed mac & iphone scrolling's reversed. http://ow.ly/4mhvw Amazing: your muscle memory is not just for a task, but for the context. Never noticed mac & iphone scrolling’s reversed. http://ow.ly/4mhvw Amazing: your muscle memory is not just... March 24, 2011 - 29 words,
Jesus saves. I don't know if he makes backups, however. Jesus saves. I don’t know if he makes backups, however. Mar 24, 2011 5 :11... March 24, 2011 - 17 words,
Watching as our non-coder tech writer recreates Twitter's SMS capabilities with about 300 lines of node.js and @Tropo. #SoEasyAWriterCanDoIt Watching as our non-coder tech writer recreates Twitter’s SMS capabilities with about 300 lines of... March 24, 2011 - 26 words,
Picking up beer & wine for tomorrow's @citizenspace party with @semanticseed http://t.co/qGQmIQz Picking up beer & wine for tomorrow’s @citizenspace party with @semanticseed http://t.co/qGQmIQz Mar 24, 2011... March 24, 2011 - 19 words,
I've been invited to a molotov cocktail party and don't know what to wear. I’ve been invited to a molotov cocktail party and don’t know what to wear. Mar... March 24, 2011 - 21 words,
Sent a zip file to a printing shop. Got a call back "how do I open this?" They're calling ME for tech support? *looks for a new print shop* Sent a zip file to a printing shop. Got a call back “how do I... March 24, 2011 - 36 words,
I'd never really thought through the implications of public dns names changing if you stop & start an EC2 instance. I’d never really thought through the implications of public dns names changing if you stop... March 23, 2011 - 27 words,
RT @Tropo: Come meet Tropo at the @citizenspace relaunch party Friday. http://t.co/HPcEZYO @akalsey is bringing the beer. RT @Tropo: Come meet Tropo at the @citizenspace relaunch party Friday. http://t.co/HPcEZYO @akalsey is bringing... March 23, 2011 - 24 words,
Is it just me, or was Richard Lewis drunk on The Daily Show tonight? Is it just me, or was Richard Lewis drunk on The Daily Show tonight? Mar... March 23, 2011 - 21 words,
Haven't seen THAT since moving to the west coast. Simultaneous lightning flash and thunderclap. Haven’t seen THAT since moving to the west coast. Simultaneous lightning flash and thunderclap. Mar... March 23, 2011 - 21 words,
Congrats @zlu on the new gig. Looking forward to seeing what you come up with. Congrats @zlu on the new gig. Looking forward to seeing what you come up with.... March 23, 2011 - 22 words,
I'd like to go talk to almost everyone who talks about the cloud and show them this: http://ow.ly/i/9ukM I’d like to go talk to almost everyone who talks about the cloud and show... March 23, 2011 - 25 words,
The New York Times has a paywall now. And it's really secure. No, really. http://t.co/jySKCXS The New York Times has a paywall now. And it’s really secure. No, really. http://t.co/jySKCXS... March 22, 2011 - 22 words,
My wife is awesome. I'm in the middle of a fantasy draft, so she brings dinner and a beer to me in the office. My wife is awesome. I’m in the middle of a fantasy draft, so she brings... March 22, 2011 - 31 words,
Umm, if your board seat's gone after lots of financing rounds, you're no longer "a significant investor in the company" http://t.co/x0Km9my Umm, if your board seat’s gone after lots of financing rounds, you’re no longer “a... March 22, 2011 - 28 words,
Any fantasy baseball players looking for a league? My friends & family league has a few open slots. Draft tonight. Any fantasy baseball players looking for a league? My friends & family league has a... March 22, 2011 - 27 words,
Truetwit is an awesome solution no one needs for a problem no one has. Truetwit is an awesome solution no one needs for a problem no one has. Mar... March 21, 2011 - 21 words,
Five years ago today, some guys in SF were so excited about my wedding 11th anniversary they created @twitter to celebrate. Five years ago today, some guys in SF were so excited about my wedding 11th... March 21, 2011 - 28 words,
Something I learned sometime in the last 16 years: when asked how long you've been married, "seems like forever" is not a good answer. Something I learned sometime in the last 16 years: when asked how long you’ve been... March 21, 2011 - 31 words,
My marriage is old enough to drive a car in most states. My marriage is old enough to drive a car in most states. Mar 21, 2011... March 21, 2011 - 19 words,
Google Doc's new commenting system is very nice. Makes comments more useful and easy to follow. Google Doc’s new commenting system is very nice. Makes comments more useful and easy to... March 21, 2011 - 23 words,
In an effort to get a better handle on my email, I have a new email address: /dev/null - please use that one in the future. In an effort to get a better handle on my email, I have a new... March 21, 2011 - 33 words,
It's been way too long. http://t.co/n7KxvMO It’s been way too long. http://t.co/n7KxvMO Mar 20, 2011 4 :47 via Twitter... March 20, 2011 - 13 words,
Anyone from @urbanhive or @capsityoffices want to join me in SF next week to celebrate the next phase of Citizen Space? http://ow.ly/4i1I8 Anyone from @urbanhive or @capsityoffices want to join me in SF next week to celebrate... March 19, 2011 - 29 words,
Thinking of heading to Auburn Alehouse for dinner. Their pulled pork sandwich is worth the drive. Thinking of heading to Auburn Alehouse for dinner. Their pulled pork sandwich is worth the... March 19, 2011 - 23 words,
And no hand up my butt RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey you should change username to StartupYoda, except you have better hair, skin, & posture. And no hand up my butt RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey you should change username to StartupYoda,... March 19, 2011 - 30 words,
Startups are like romances. Trying to have several at once might sound like a good idea, but it fails miserably in practice. Startups are like romances. Trying to have several at once might sound like a good... March 19, 2011 - 29 words,
Needed a way to inspect POST and PUT requests to my server so I whipped up Poster: http://t.co/SDl5ggT a #php app for logging http requests Needed a way to inspect POST and PUT requests to my server so I whipped... March 19, 2011 - 32 words,
New @Tropo release includes a Python upgrade so @danyork will stop whining about it. New @Tropo release includes a Python upgrade so @danyork will stop whining about it. Mar... March 18, 2011 - 21 words,
Thanks Caucho for leaving the PHP version your builds are equivalent to out of the docs and making me reading the source code to find out. Thanks Caucho for leaving the PHP version your builds are equivalent to out of the... March 18, 2011 - 33 words, 1 comment
I've spent almost all day writing release notes for @Tropo. Yes, this release is that big. I’ve spent almost all day writing release notes for @Tropo. Yes, this release is that... March 18, 2011 - 23 words,
A better status icon for @chrometa's Mac beta http://ow.ly/4hxIt A better status icon for @chrometa’s Mac beta http://ow.ly/4hxIt Mar 18, 2011 1 :39 via... March 18, 2011 - 16 words,
RT @davehoff: just registered the domain webhooker.com. Gonna put the sexy back in web hooks. You don't want to know what it will take t ... RT @davehoff: just registered the domain webhooker.com. Gonna put the sexy back in web hooks.... March 17, 2011 - 33 words,
MLB.tv only useful for far away teams that will never make the playoffs, and aren't ever espn or fox game of the week. Great for Cubs fans. MLB.tv only useful for far away teams that will never make the playoffs, and aren’t... March 17, 2011 - 34 words,
Those that suggest MLB.tv: local teams, Saturday afternoon games, sunday night games, playoffs, world series; all blacked out from MLB.tv Those that suggest MLB.tv: local teams, Saturday afternoon games, sunday night games, playoffs, world series;... March 17, 2011 - 27 words,
Coffee shop girl: You doing anything for St. Patricks tonight? Me: Nope. CSG: It's a good reason to drink. Me: I don't need a reason. Coffee shop girl: You doing anything for St. Patricks tonight? Me: Nope. CSG: It’s a... March 17, 2011 - 32 words,
If it weren't for live sports, I'd have no use for cable or satellite. Useful online access to baseball games would tip me over the edge. If it weren’t for live sports, I’d have no use for cable or satellite. Useful... March 17, 2011 - 33 words,
Dihydrogen oxide is corrosive. Fatal if inhaled. In gaseous form, it causes burns. Responsible for millions of deaths & injuries each year Dihydrogen oxide is corrosive. Fatal if inhaled. In gaseous form, it causes burns. Responsible for... March 17, 2011 - 29 words,
I just spilled a container of dihydrogen oxide on my lawn. Any idea if it will cause much damage? I might have gotten some on my shoes, too. I just spilled a container of dihydrogen oxide on my lawn. Any idea if it... March 17, 2011 - 35 words,
Recursion http://bit.ly/twitterrecursion (via @akalsey) Recursion http://bit.ly/twitterrecursion (via @akalsey) Mar 17, 2011 10 :31 via Twitter... March 17, 2011 - 11 words,
One of the great things about hosting other people's code is the number of times each week I get to say "seriously, THAT compiles?!?" One of the great things about hosting other people’s code is the number of times... March 16, 2011 - 31 words,
My son now has blue hair. Glad all my years of cosmologist training paid off. My son now has blue hair. Glad all my years of cosmologist training paid off.... March 16, 2011 - 22 words,
I gave up Catholicism for lent. I gave up Catholicism for lent. Mar 16, 2011 6 :34 via Twitter... March 16, 2011 - 13 words,
Because some people asked... My slides from my @Tropo talk at the East Bay Ruby meetup last night http://ow.ly/4fU5f Because some people asked… My slides from my @Tropo talk at the East Bay Ruby... March 16, 2011 - 26 words,
Twitter expressed a desire for a unified experience across apps. My long tweet prank displays differently on different official clients. Twitter expressed a desire for a unified experience across apps. My long tweet prank displays... March 15, 2011 - 27 words,
Only in Berkeley, someone mentions tai chi at a developer event and it kicks off a discussion on styles of tai chi. Only in Berkeley, someone mentions tai chi at a developer event and it kicks off... March 15, 2011 - 29 words,
I wonder how many twitter followers that cost me? I wonder how many twitter followers that cost me? Mar 15, 2011 6 :03 via... March 15, 2011 - 16 words,
Some twitter clients display line breaks Some twitter clients display line breaks Mar 15, 2011 5 :40 via Twitter... March 15, 2011 - 13 words,
Final tally: 10 spam bots and one spam cousin Final tally: 10 spam bots and one spam cousin Mar 15, 2011 5 :27 via... March 15, 2011 - 16 words,
The black sheep. RT @stuffistole: @akalsey haha I'm not a spambot, I'm a spam human. Also I happen to be your cousin. The black sheep. RT @stuffistole: @akalsey haha I’m not a spambot, I’m a spam human.... March 15, 2011 - 29 words,
Uh oh. My mom just joined twitter Uh oh. My mom just joined twitter Mar 15, 2011 4 :07 via Twitter... March 15, 2011 - 14 words,
Why yes I am. RT @stuffistole: @akalsey Tired of all the big promises MLM programs make? http://... Why yes I am. RT @stuffistole: @akalsey Tired of all the big promises MLM programs... March 15, 2011 - 24 words,
And the spanish inquisition RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey don't forget to ask about TPS reports so you can get some amusing spam too And the spanish inquisition RT @AaronKlein: @akalsey don’t forget to ask about TPS reports so... March 15, 2011 - 29 words,
Reply hazy, try again RT @ShariceBaltruwe: @akalsey Could Justin Bieber want to have you to become his next lady? http://REDACTED Reply hazy, try again RT @ShariceBaltruwe: @akalsey Could Justin Bieber want to have you to... March 15, 2011 - 27 words,
Over/under on how many spam replies I get? Acai bieber iPad gold jewelry MLM cash NCAA march madness insurance mobile herbal supplement Over/under on how many spam replies I get? Acai bieber iPad gold jewelry MLM cash... March 15, 2011 - 29 words,
A friend is taking their baby for christening. Breaking a champagne bottle over a baby sounds like a terrible idea. A friend is taking their baby for christening. Breaking a champagne bottle over a baby... March 15, 2011 - 27 words,
I asked if our home phone had dialtone. One son asked what that was. Mobile phones have completely changed how kids see telephones. I asked if our home phone had dialtone. One son asked what that was. Mobile... March 14, 2011 - 30 words,
Not my original quote, but glad it made an impression RT @MikeVitale42: Per @akalsey last week: Vegetables are what food eats! Not my original quote, but glad it made an impression RT @MikeVitale42: Per @akalsey last... March 14, 2011 - 28 words,
They remade Arthur?!? Is nothing sacred? They remade Arthur?!? Is nothing sacred? Mar 14, 2011 7 :43 via Twitter... March 14, 2011 - 13 words,
RT @aaronklein: @akalsey don't be silly, spambots can't introduce themse...wait, Twitter has real people now? Awesome. RT @aaronklein: @akalsey don’t be silly, spambots can’t introduce themse…wait, Twitter has real people now?... March 14, 2011 - 23 words,
Lots of new followers today. Don't be shy, introduce yourself. Lots of new followers today. Don’t be shy, introduce yourself. Mar 14, 2011 6 :46... March 14, 2011 - 17 words,
Optimists see a glass half full. Pessimists see it half empty. Entrepreneurs see a potential market for a new size of glass. Optimists see a glass half full. Pessimists see it half empty. Entrepreneurs see a potential... March 14, 2011 - 29 words,
After the cloudfiles integration, perhaps I'll get @Tropo transcriptions sending through Sendgrid. After the cloudfiles integration, perhaps I’ll get @Tropo transcriptions sending through Sendgrid. Mar 14, 2011... March 14, 2011 - 19 words,
I'm not at @Tropo's #sxsw event with @rackspace but I'm participating anyway. App to host Tropo recordings on CloudFiles almost complete I’m not at @Tropo’s #sxsw event with @rackspace but I’m participating anyway. App to host... March 14, 2011 - 28 words,
Hah, one of the "secret questions" for the Rackspace Cloud account is "Who let the dogs out?" Hah, one of the “secret questions” for the Rackspace Cloud account is “Who let the... March 14, 2011 - 24 words,
When @jeffjarvis retweeted me yesterday, it set off a mini storm of further retweets. Only 3 new followers though. When @jeffjarvis retweeted me yesterday, it set off a mini storm of further retweets. Only... March 14, 2011 - 26 words,
Simple tool to rank any public Twitter list by @Klout score. http://ow.ly/4egPU - change query string to your list name. Simple tool to rank any public Twitter list by @Klout score. http://ow.ly/4egPU - change query... March 14, 2011 - 27 words,
IPhone spell check suggestion for "Wrigley" is "stifled" which seems appropriate. IPhone spell check suggestion for “Wrigley” is “stifled” which seems appropriate. Mar 13, 2011 8... March 13, 2011 - 18 words,
I'm amused by people complaining about Twitter's new closed, anti-developer stance in one tweet and about buying the new iPad in the next. I’m amused by people complaining about Twitter’s new closed, anti-developer stance in one tweet and... March 13, 2011 - 30 words,
Stack of shirts ready to go to East Bay Ruby for my talk on @Tropo this week. http://t.co/nhJCVHj Stack of shirts ready to go to East Bay Ruby for my talk on @Tropo... March 13, 2011 - 25 words,
If Japan's now 10 feet to the east, will GPS systems need an update? Coordinates have changed, wonder if software smart enough to compensate If Japan’s now 10 feet to the east, will GPS systems need an update? Coordinates... March 13, 2011 - 31 words,
The earthquake sped up the Earth's rotation. Do we still need to set our clocks forward, or are we skipping that this year? The earthquake sped up the Earth’s rotation. Do we still need to set our clocks... March 13, 2011 - 30 words,
Or you can let your iPhone forget to do it for you RT @laughingsquid: daylight saving time 2am, remember to set your clock forward one hour Or you can let your iPhone forget to do it for you RT @laughingsquid: daylight... March 12, 2011 - 33 words,
Brian Wilson as Batman. With the beard. Discuss. Brian Wilson as Batman. With the beard. Discuss. Mar 12, 2011 8 :15 via Twitter... March 12, 2011 - 15 words,
At #DrupalCon talked to a bunch of #Drupal communities about visiting for a talk. And @Tropo would love to sponsor your local drupalcamp. At #DrupalCon talked to a bunch of #Drupal communities about visiting for a talk. And... March 12, 2011 - 30 words,
Doctor's office with a "Like us on Facebook" sign. Really? Doctor’s office with a “Like us on Facebook” sign. Really? Mar 12, 2011 5 :40... March 12, 2011 - 17 words,
Look at the #startuprv at #sxsw http://t.co/4nTFmiI - follow @semanticseed and @Tropo to find out where the BBQ and beer is Look at the #startuprv at #sxsw http://t.co/4nTFmiI - follow @semanticseed and @Tropo to find out... March 12, 2011 - 28 words,
New kindle acquired. Wow, this is tiny. New kindle acquired. Wow, this is tiny. Mar 12, 2011 2 :09 via Twitter... March 12, 2011 - 14 words,
Apparently @klout doesn't want non-commercial use of their API? http://screencast.com/t/vL1OlCFof5S4 Apparently @klout doesn’t want non-commercial use of their API? http://screencast.com/t/vL1OlCFof5S4 Mar 12, 2011 10 :25... March 12, 2011 - 17 words,
Did you know that per their merchant agreements, stores can't require ID for credit card transactions? Did you know that per their merchant agreements, stores can’t require ID for credit card... March 12, 2011 - 23 words,
Is Twitter owned by the community that built it or the company that created it? We've just learned how Twitter views it. Is Twitter owned by the community that built it or the company that created it?... March 12, 2011 - 29 words,
Assigning tasks priority 1-5 works as long as you only have 5 tasks. Assigning tasks priority 1-5 works as long as you only have 5 tasks. Mar 11,... March 11, 2011 - 20 words,
I'm not a workaholic. I'm a relaxaphobic. I’m not a workaholic. I’m a relaxaphobic. Mar 11, 2011 10 :31 via Twitter... March 11, 2011 - 14 words,
RT @kentgoldman: Every current and future developer ecosystem was hurt today. RT @kentgoldman: Every current and future developer ecosystem was hurt today. Mar 11, 2011 2... March 11, 2011 - 18 words,
RT @spaz: Just FYI, Twitter doesn't want you to make client apps anymore. http://j.mp/eTicd4 RT @spaz: Just FYI, Twitter doesn’t want you to make client apps anymore. http://j.mp/eTicd4 Mar... March 11, 2011 - 21 words,
To whoever finds my Kindle: could you open up The Fountainhead and let me know where I left off? To whoever finds my Kindle: could you open up The Fountainhead and let me know... March 11, 2011 - 26 words,
Guess I'll be getting the new Kindle after all. I left mine on the plane last night. Guess I’ll be getting the new Kindle after all. I left mine on the plane... March 11, 2011 - 24 words,
RT @mtacon: http://bit.ly/gZ2pes Come see "Adding Voice, SMS, and IM to Your Web Applications" by @akalsey RT @mtacon: http://bit.ly/gZ2pes Come see “Adding Voice, SMS, and IM to Your Web Applications” by... March 11, 2011 - 23 words,
Stuck in a middle seat, but just happy to be aboard. Stuck in a middle seat, but just happy to be aboard. Mar 10, 2011 9... March 10, 2011 - 18 words,
Any of my Orlando friends care to chime in? RT @bmann: Quora: What are some must visit restaurants in Orlando, FL? http://t.co/rNS41tS Any of my Orlando friends care to chime in? RT @bmann: Quora: What are some... March 10, 2011 - 29 words,
Any #DrupalCon folks waiting at O'Hare? My flight's delayed. Let's grab a drink. Any #DrupalCon folks waiting at O’Hare? My flight’s delayed. Let’s grab a drink. Mar 10,... March 10, 2011 - 20 words,
Oh THAT'S why I hate flying from Chicago. 3 hour flight delay. Every time. Oh THAT’S why I hate flying from Chicago. 3 hour flight delay. Every time. Mar... March 10, 2011 - 21 words,
Voipdrupal was a success. We're going to help finish Tropo integration and help fund Freeswitch & Asterisk, too. Might even do vxml. Voipdrupal was a success. We’re going to help finish Tropo integration and help fund Freeswitch... March 10, 2011 - 29 words,
It's unfortunate when good information is obscured by a terrible speaker. #drupalchi It’s unfortunate when good information is obscured by a terrible speaker. #drupalchi Mar 10, 2011... March 10, 2011 - 19 words,
This Mongo-Drupal talk is spending 5 minutes explaining why NoSQL is a bad name. Who cares? This isn't a branding talk, move on. This Mongo-Drupal talk is spending 5 minutes explaining why NoSQL is a bad name. Who... March 10, 2011 - 30 words,
Thank you @dkworldwide and @MavelousWD for the locals tour of Chicago food goodness last night. Had fun. Thank you @dkworldwide and @MavelousWD for the locals tour of Chicago food goodness last night.... March 10, 2011 - 24 words,
#drupalchi hike to intelligecia leaving now from the front lobby. Have a coffee on @Tropo drupalchi hike to intelligecia leaving now from the front lobby. Have a coffee on @Tropo... March 9, 2011 - 22 words,
Meet me at the front door of the Sheraton at 1pm for a 15 minute hike to awesome coffee. @Tropo is buying. Byo umbrella. #drupalchi Meet me at the front door of the Sheraton at 1pm for a 15 minute... March 9, 2011 - 32 words,
One #drupalchi judge just exclaimed: I need this module on a project right now! One #drupalchi judge just exclaimed: I need this module on a project right now! Mar... March 9, 2011 - 21 words,
Talking to someone at Drupalcon who hears I'm from Sacramento & tells me there's a @Chargify guy there. (waves at @lancewalley) Talking to someone at Drupalcon who hears I’m from Sacramento & tells me there’s a... March 9, 2011 - 28 words,
Just watched a guy in the #drupalchi #claynote keynote submit his module contest entry. #awesome Just watched a guy in the #drupalchi #claynote keynote submit his module contest entry. #awesome... March 8, 2011 - 22 words,
Connect #drupal to the phone system, join the voipdrupal BOF in the #drupalchi Colorado room at noon today http://t.co/kV6eCVG Connect #drupal to the phone system, join the voipdrupal BOF in the #drupalchi Colorado room... March 8, 2011 - 26 words,
RT @Tropo: If you're participating in the #drupalchi module contest, make sure to get your entry in by 10am. Entry form: http://cot.ag/e ... RT @Tropo: If you’re participating in the #drupalchi module contest, make sure to get your... March 8, 2011 - 30 words,
Looking at a call for speakers for a conference that wants a 12 page paper submitted. Apparently only academics need apply. Looking at a call for speakers for a conference that wants a 12 page paper... March 8, 2011 - 28 words,
I've got a lot of @Tropo stickers & designer tshirts at #Drupalchi. Get one from me; I don't want to ship them home. http://t.co/3PNybdz I’ve got a lot of @Tropo stickers & designer tshirts at #Drupalchi. Get one from... March 8, 2011 - 31 words,
Anyone need help with your #Drupalchi module contest project tonight? Would love to help you integrate Tropo's communications APIs. Anyone need help with your #Drupalchi module contest project tonight? Would love to help you... March 8, 2011 - 26 words,
Things I love about the Midwest: I could cut my ribeye with a fork. Things I love about the Midwest: I could cut my ribeye with a fork. Mar... March 8, 2011 - 21 words,
Odd. Just found a lighter in my laptop bag. I didn't put it there. Odd. Just found a lighter in my laptop bag. I didn’t put it there. Mar... March 8, 2011 - 21 words,
RT @Tropo: No yawning at #Drupalchi -meet our resident coffee snob @akalsey in the lobby at 2:30 for a field trip to the best Chicago co ... RT @Tropo: No yawning at #Drupalchi -meet our resident coffee snob @akalsey in the lobby... March 8, 2011 - 34 words,
The #Drupalcon accessibility talk is up two flights of stairs. The #Drupalcon accessibility talk is up two flights of stairs. Mar 8, 2011 9 :56... March 8, 2011 - 17 words,
Drupalcon kicks off with a... song? Drupalcon kicks off with a… song? Mar 8, 2011 7 :13 via Twitter... March 7, 2011 - 13 words,
Direct flight to Chicago, but I need to change elevators to get out of my hotel. Direct flight to Chicago, but I need to change elevators to get out of my... March 7, 2011 - 23 words,
Wish I was in town for @seedcamp mentoring today. Loved doing it last year. They bring some great products and companies. Wish I was in town for @seedcamp mentoring today. Loved doing it last year. They... March 7, 2011 - 28 words,
Want an @Tropo designer shirt at #Drupalcon? Find me. I've got women's sizes, too. Want an @Tropo designer shirt at #Drupalcon? Find me. I’ve got women’s sizes, too. Mar... March 7, 2011 - 21 words,
Take responsibility for your actions. If your mistakes aren't your fault, then neither are your achievements. Take responsibility for your actions. If your mistakes aren’t your fault, then neither are your... March 7, 2011 - 23 words,
I salute you for having the courage to use Comic Sans in your emailed sales pitch to me. I won't be calling you back, but I salute you. I salute you for having the courage to use Comic Sans in your emailed sales... March 7, 2011 - 35 words,
If it weren't for spammers, I'd have no twitter followers at all. If it weren’t for spammers, I’d have no twitter followers at all. Mar 7, 2011... March 7, 2011 - 19 words,
Sad that when I look at my @Klout profile, one of those I influence is a friend that has passed away. Sad that when I look at my @Klout profile, one of those I influence is... March 7, 2011 - 28 words,
I think the woman next to me is ordering at a restaurant for the first time in her life. I think the woman next to me is ordering at a restaurant for the first... March 7, 2011 - 26 words,
How does "acai" have more syllables than letters? How does “acai” have more syllables than letters? Mar 7, 2011 6 :45 via Twitter... March 7, 2011 - 15 words,
Wheels down Chicago. Any #DrupalCon folks want to grab some food? Wheels down Chicago. Any #DrupalCon folks want to grab some food? Mar 7, 2011 6... March 7, 2011 - 18 words,
RT @dotBen: If ur into #api and at #sxsw u need this: @shanley: Created this schedule for #sxswi - for app, platform and API geeks http: ... RT @dotBen: If ur into #api and at #sxsw u need this: @shanley: Created this... March 7, 2011 - 34 words,
Society: "You have to flatter people you despise in order to impress other peoe who despise you." - Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead. Society: “You have to flatter people you despise in order to impress other peoe who... March 7, 2011 - 29 words,
Wheels up #ua332 to Drupalcon chicago. Wheels up #ua332 to Drupalcon chicago. Mar 7, 2011 2 :25 via Twitter... March 7, 2011 - 13 words,
Guy with a sea captain hat and gray beard on this flight is not @BrianWilson38 unless he's improved the disguise by adding 40 yrs & 70 lbs. Guy with a sea captain hat and gray beard on this flight is not @BrianWilson38... March 7, 2011 - 34 words,
I'll be at @cloudcamp Philly at the end of next month. http://t.co/kbAy0EX I’ll be at @cloudcamp Philly at the end of next month. http://t.co/kbAy0EX Mar 7, 2011... March 7, 2011 - 19 words,
RT @TedC: Please spread the word! http://twitter.com/#!/CloudCampPhilly - http://cloudcamp-philly.eventbrite.com/ RT @TedC: Please spread the word! http://twitter.com/#!/CloudCampPhilly - http://cloudcamp-philly.eventbrite.com/ Mar 7, 2011 2 :01 via... March 7, 2011 - 16 words,
.@rklau has done me so many great favors, that I think he's legally entitled to one of my kidneys should the need arise. .@rklau has done me so many great favors, that I think he’s legally entitled to... March 7, 2011 - 31 words,
Words every business traveler hates to hear: "the first class cabin has checked in full" and "this is a full flight" Words every business traveler hates to hear: “the first class cabin has checked in full”... March 7, 2011 - 28 words,
This call center hasn't changed their hold music in a while. #ChristmasMusic This call center hasn’t changed their hold music in a while. #ChristmasMusic Mar 7, 2011... March 7, 2011 - 19 words,
And the award for the "Best recovery from an accidental public post instead of DM" goes to @yoz: http://ow.ly/49tf4 And the award for the “Best recovery from an accidental public post instead of DM”... March 7, 2011 - 26 words,
Drupalcon email marketing #fail. Auto added to their sponsor emails with no way to unsubscribe. And then they try and tell me I opted in. Drupalcon email marketing #fail. Auto added to their sponsor emails with no way to unsubscribe.... March 7, 2011 - 32 words,
Do you test your email marketing with images turned off? If not, you might get this: http://screencast.com/t/33NTvNl1H6f Do you test your email marketing with images turned off? If not, you might get... March 7, 2011 - 24 words,
Looking for a #bacon toy suitable for infants. Any suggestions? Looking for a #bacon toy suitable for infants. Any suggestions? Mar 7, 2011 8 :44... March 7, 2011 - 17 words,
Reloading last night's tweet? Also obnoxious. “@akalsey: Begging for retweets is crass and obnoxious. Please RT.” Reloading last night’s tweet? Also obnoxious. “@akalsey: Begging for retweets is crass and obnoxious. Please... March 6, 2011 - 24 words,
Begging for retweets is crass and obnoxious. Please RT. Begging for retweets is crass and obnoxious. Please RT. Mar 5, 2011 8 :13 via... March 5, 2011 - 16 words,
My mother in law, who can't figure out how to text, just asked how to get on "the Twitter". The end is nigh. My mother in law, who can’t figure out how to text, just asked how to... March 5, 2011 - 30 words,
Hanging out with my wife by the river. http://t.co/oZH1epu Hanging out with my wife by the river. http://t.co/oZH1epu Mar 5, 2011 2 :26 via... March 5, 2011 - 16 words,
Why hasn't someone written Eye Of The Tigerblood yet? Why hasn’t someone written Eye Of The Tigerblood yet? Mar 5, 2011 7 :42 via... March 4, 2011 - 16 words,
In case it's not painfully obvious, I'm dying for Opening Day. Play ball! Please. In case it’s not painfully obvious, I’m dying for Opening Day. Play ball! Please. Mar... March 4, 2011 - 21 words,
The Dodgers are squandering young pitching talent with a lineup of aging veterans. GM Coletti learned that trick from Sabean. The Dodgers are squandering young pitching talent with a lineup of aging veterans. GM Coletti... March 4, 2011 - 27 words,
I'm sitting here looking at the stack of prizes for @tropo's Drupalcon contest, coveting the new Kindle. Makes my Kindle look old and fat. I’m sitting here looking at the stack of prizes for @tropo’s Drupalcon contest, coveting the... March 4, 2011 - 31 words,
"The Giants offered Uribe a deal similar to the one offered by the Dodgers..." http://ow.ly/48nsF Glad he didn't sign. 3/$21 WAY too much. “The Giants offered Uribe a deal similar to the one offered by the Dodgers…” http://ow.ly/48nsF... March 4, 2011 - 30 words,
RT @mccoveychron: Seeing Russell Martin in a Yankees uniform is like seeing an orc in stormtrooper armor. RT @mccoveychron: Seeing Russell Martin in a Yankees uniform is like seeing an orc in... March 4, 2011 - 24 words,
I'm looking for some bloggers who want to write on @SacStarts - email adam@kalsey.com if interested. I’m looking for some bloggers who want to write on @SacStarts - email adam@kalsey.com if... March 4, 2011 - 24 words,
Just finished talking @Tropo and startups with @okgodoit. Thanks for the ideas! Just finished talking @Tropo and startups with @okgodoit. Thanks for the ideas! Mar 4, 2011... March 4, 2011 - 19 words,
No, I'm not working on @Tropo sprint planning at 9:30 at night. Not at all. Why do you ask? No, I’m not working on @Tropo sprint planning at 9:30 at night. Not at all.... March 3, 2011 - 26 words,
Put all your eggs in one basket. Just be prepared to change baskets. #startupwisdom Put all your eggs in one basket. Just be prepared to change baskets. #startupwisdom Mar... March 3, 2011 - 21 words,
Find me at Drupalcon for one RT @JohnnyDiggz Mmmm.... fresh batch of @Tropo stickers just arrived http://plixi.com/p/81343689 Find me at Drupalcon for one RT @JohnnyDiggz Mmmm.… fresh batch of @Tropo stickers just... March 3, 2011 - 24 words,
Apple's marketing group is just brilliant.. Having a 30% slimmer Steve Jobs debut a 30% slimmer iPad. Apple’s marketing group is just brilliant.. Having a 30% slimmer Steve Jobs debut a 30%... March 3, 2011 - 24 words,
Got a friend looking for a #PHP dev in Sacramento. Full time, benefits, good product, stable company. @ me for an intro. Got a friend looking for a #PHP dev in Sacramento. Full time, benefits, good product,... March 3, 2011 - 29 words,
I'm out buying the prizes for the @Tropo contest at Drupalcon next week. I’m out buying the prizes for the @Tropo contest at Drupalcon next week. Mar 3,... March 3, 2011 - 20 words,
RT @Tropo: Tropo's heading to Drupalcon Chicago next week. Sponsoring a contest, and lots of #Drupal modules for Tropo. http://cot.ag/eRtCWt RT @Tropo: Tropo’s heading to Drupalcon Chicago next week. Sponsoring a contest, and lots of... March 2, 2011 - 27 words,
Am I the only one who loves the punk-style jingle in the new Xfinity ads? Am I the only one who loves the punk-style jingle in the new Xfinity ads?... March 2, 2011 - 22 words,
We did a test search buy on a competitor's name. Found there's almost no search traffic for that competitor. Ad buys as competitive intel. We did a test search buy on a competitor’s name. Found there’s almost no search... March 1, 2011 - 31 words,
Busy changing travel plans. Not going to SXSW as planned. Still at drupalcon next week, though. Busy changing travel plans. Not going to SXSW as planned. Still at drupalcon next week,... March 1, 2011 - 23 words,
I'll be there, too. RT @BCNIPhilly: we're hosting an Open Gov Hackathon component to #bcniphilly w/ @tropo and @mheadd? http://cot.ag/eFXtxr I’ll be there, too. RT @BCNIPhilly: we’re hosting an Open Gov Hackathon component to #bcniphilly... March 1, 2011 - 27 words,
SXSW charges $100 to change the registered name on a badge. Slimy. SXSW charges $100 to change the registered name on a badge. Slimy. Mar 1, 2011... March 1, 2011 - 19 words,
.@gadgetopia: "Can I install a module through the [Drupal] interface?" Me: "There's a module for that." .@gadgetopia: “Can I install a module through the [Drupal] interface?” Me: “There’s a module for... February 28, 2011 - 24 words,
Having a conversation about Drupal in which @gadgetopia keeps asking, "is there any way to..." and I reply "there's a module for that." Having a conversation about Drupal in which @gadgetopia keeps asking, “is there any way to…”... February 28, 2011 - 30 words,
So this golf thing... Some people do this for fun? So this golf thing… Some people do this for fun? Feb 28, 2011 5 :12... February 28, 2011 - 17 words,
At this rate, a full round of golf will finish at 2am. At this rate, a full round of golf will finish at 2am. Feb 28, 2011... February 28, 2011 - 19 words,
You might think that watching my son play would make golf more exciting. No. No, it does not. You might think that watching my son play would make golf more exciting. No. No,... February 28, 2011 - 25 words,
Any golfers that can give me some tips on attending my first live golf game? I don't golf; what should I expect? Any golfers that can give me some tips on attending my first live golf game?... February 28, 2011 - 29 words,
Who needs security? This web site's password reset uses my birthday as my new password. Who needs security? This web site’s password reset uses my birthday as my new password.... February 28, 2011 - 22 words,
.Net has built-in xss protection. On one hand, that's nice. On the other. MS is creating developers who'll never learn basic web security. .Net has built-in xss protection. On one hand, that’s nice. On the other. MS is... February 28, 2011 - 30 words,
Site's "birth date" field has a calendar for selecting the date. Starts at today, and requires paging back month by month. Born yesterday? Site’s “birth date” field has a calendar for selecting the date. Starts at today, and... February 28, 2011 - 30 words,
Email subject from Zack's high school wanting me to help with English literacy for exchange students implores me to "Open you heart." #fail Email subject from Zack’s high school wanting me to help with English literacy for exchange... February 28, 2011 - 30 words,
Did you know that caller ID blocking isn't secure? Call (505) 312-9568 from a blocked phone and hear your real number read back. Did you know that caller ID blocking isn’t secure? Call (505) 312-9568 from a blocked... February 28, 2011 - 30 words,
Would the oft-repeated maxim that the adult industry drives consumer adoption of technology apply to this, too? http://ow.ly/44OTg Would the oft-repeated maxim that the adult industry drives consumer adoption of technology apply to... February 28, 2011 - 25 words,
Air horns. Good or bad at golf matches? Air horns. Good or bad at golf matches? Feb 27, 2011 8 :35 via Twitter... February 27, 2011 - 15 words,
Any tips for a nongolfer at my first live golf? Son's first high school golf match is tomorrow. Any tips for a nongolfer at my first live golf? Son’s first high school golf... February 27, 2011 - 25 words,
I only watched 5 minutes of the oscars, but still got my snark in. I only watched 5 minutes of the oscars, but still got my snark in. Feb... February 27, 2011 - 21 words,
What, the oscars were so bad, they called in Billy Crystal to take over midstream? What, the oscars were so bad, they called in Billy Crystal to take over midstream?... February 27, 2011 - 22 words,
The scotch in question was Macallan 18. http://bit.ly/dXcCft Not normally a Macallan drinker. The scotch in question was Macallan 18. http://bit.ly/dXcCft Not normally a Macallan drinker. Feb 27,... February 27, 2011 - 20 words,
Tip: don't order a brand of scotch you're not familiar with without knowing the price. Otherwise, you end up with a $40 glass. Tip: don’t order a brand of scotch you’re not familiar with without knowing the price.... February 27, 2011 - 30 words,
Franklin Double IPA to start Sacramento beer week. http://twitpic.com/43srv7 Franklin Double IPA to start Sacramento beer week. http://twitpic.com/43srv7 Feb 25, 2011 7 :10 via... February 25, 2011 - 16 words,
I'm voting for #AwayFind in the Best #500startups #InboxLove Contest! http://votejet.com/YCGZGlt1uW I’m voting for #AwayFind in the Best #500startups #InboxLove Contest! http://votejet.com/YCGZGlt1uW Feb 25, 2011 6... February 25, 2011 - 18 words,
It's been a long time since I've used @mindmeister. Way better than I remember, might have to start using more often. It’s been a long time since I’ve used @mindmeister. Way better than I remember, might... February 25, 2011 - 28 words,
RT @rubiconman Why are their nine days in Sacramento Beer Week? Beacuse you can't contain this much sheer awesome in just seven. RT @rubiconman Why are their nine days in Sacramento Beer Week? Beacuse you can’t contain... February 25, 2011 - 29 words,
Turning on the radio now... RT @joshdmorg: SF Giants baseball is on the air! Turning on the radio now… RT @joshdmorg: SF Giants baseball is on the air! Feb... February 25, 2011 - 21 words,
RT @sacstarts: George Zachary: No bubble yet, but one’s building http://ow.ly/43B4I - Great keynote speech from @founding event early th ... RT @sacstarts: George Zachary: No bubble yet, but one’s building http://ow.ly/43B4I - Great keynote speech... February 25, 2011 - 28 words,
Kicking off Sac Beer Week tonight with a visit to Pangea Cafe with @The_jeremy for Franklin Double IPAs from @Krausen Kicking off Sac Beer Week tonight with a visit to Pangea Cafe with @The_jeremy for... February 25, 2011 - 27 words,
Phone poll http://ow.ly/43szF Vote on #Drupal polls by phone and SMS. Powered by @tropo voice and SMS API. Phone poll http://ow.ly/43szF Vote on #Drupal polls by phone and SMS. Powered by @tropo voice... February 25, 2011 - 25 words,
Passkey http://ow.ly/43stO - Replace #Drupal authentication with an outside user database. Passkey http://ow.ly/43stO - Replace #Drupal authentication with an outside user database. Feb 25, 2011 8... February 25, 2011 - 18 words,
Released a slew of new #Drupal modules this morning. Things I already had ready, but was waiting for drupal.org's move to git. Released a slew of new #Drupal modules this morning. Things I already had ready, but... February 25, 2011 - 29 words,
Heard from an event that a competitor's sponsorship contract explicitly excludes @tropo from participating. Nice to know they care. Heard from an event that a competitor’s sponsorship contract explicitly excludes @tropo from participating. Nice... February 23, 2011 - 26 words,
RT @Tropo: We're giving away some $275 passes to @SuperConf2011 this Fri & Sat in Miami Beach. Follow @Tropo and RT for a chance to win one! RT @Tropo: We’re giving away some $275 passes to @SuperConf2011 this Fri & Sat in... February 22, 2011 - 34 words,
Unless you're very interested in wheels, don't reinvent them. Unless you’re very interested in wheels, don’t reinvent them. Feb 22, 2011 4 :21 via... February 22, 2011 - 16 words,
Groupon refunded my FTD coupon payment and FTD refunded the rest, including shipping. AND they sent me replacement flowers. Groupon refunded my FTD coupon payment and FTD refunded the rest, including shipping. AND they... February 21, 2011 - 26 words,
I've got three #Drupal module releases awaiting d.o.'s switch to git. Just can't bring myself to use cvs when git's so close. I’ve got three #Drupal module releases awaiting d.o.’s switch to git. Just can’t bring myself... February 21, 2011 - 29 words,
Spent the day so far with my head buried in the product backlogs of two of our products. Getting ready for some sprint planning. Spent the day so far with my head buried in the product backlogs of two... February 21, 2011 - 31 words,
Was watching Due Date. Kept waiting for Steve Martin and John Candy to appear and make it funny. Was watching Due Date. Kept waiting for Steve Martin and John Candy to appear and... February 19, 2011 - 25 words,
RT @extrabaggs: First live pitch of spring, Burrell swings and singles to RF off Lincecum. Says it beat the heck out of any swing he too ... RT @extrabaggs: First live pitch of spring, Burrell swings and singles to RF off Lincecum.... February 19, 2011 - 34 words,
RT @semanticseed: I scheduled a Late Night Owls #Meetup for Start Up Addicts, You should come, its FREE! http://meetu.ps/CZNX #developer ... RT @semanticseed: I scheduled a Late Night Owls #Meetup for Start Up Addicts, You should... February 19, 2011 - 28 words,
RT @50champ: Internet as air: "Capitol Corridor trains to add free WiFi service." http://bit.ly/f9lwhD #train #rail #WiFi #sanjose #sacr ... RT @50champ: Internet as air: “Capitol Corridor trains to add free WiFi service.” http://bit.ly/f9lwhD #train... February 19, 2011 - 27 words,
New Drupal module: Passkey, external authentication with pluggable auth backends. http://ow.ly/3ZugO & http://ow.ly/3ZugZ (Very early versn) New Drupal module: Passkey, external authentication with pluggable auth backends. http://ow.ly/3ZugO & http://ow.ly/3ZugZ (Very early... February 18, 2011 - 23 words,
If the only way you can keep a customer is by holding them hostage, how much must your company suck? Love your customers? Set them free. If the only way you can keep a customer is by holding them hostage, how... February 18, 2011 - 33 words,
Hearing a lock-in horror story: a competitor refusing to let a customer move phone numbers to another provider. Hearing a lock-in horror story: a competitor refusing to let a customer move phone numbers... February 18, 2011 - 25 words,
http://j.mp/f4KWvD congrats @aaronklein. It took you long enough. :) http://j.mp/f4KWvD congrats @aaronklein. It took you long enough. :) Feb 17, 2011 10 :07 via... February 17, 2011 - 16 words,
Groupon refunded my FTD purchase and FTD has added a dedicated customer service number for Groupon purchases. Groupon refunded my FTD purchase and FTD has added a dedicated customer service number for... February 15, 2011 - 24 words,
Oh my. Mammoth 395 ipa is amazing. Oh my. Mammoth 395 ipa is amazing. Feb 14, 2011 8 :04 via Twitter... February 14, 2011 - 14 words,
Watching a Giants rerun with my wife. Yeah, she's awesome. Watching a Giants rerun with my wife. Yeah, she’s awesome. Feb 14, 2011 7 :39... February 14, 2011 - 17 words,
RT @danyork: Free @Voxeo Webinar tomorrow: Best Practices in Deploying Communication Applications: Cloud vs On-Premises vs Hybrid http: ... RT @danyork: Free @Voxeo Webinar tomorrow: Best Practices in Deploying Communication Applications: Cloud vs On-Premises... February 14, 2011 - 26 words,
I'd never ordered from Groupon before. Realizing they have so little control over the final product could hurt them in the future. I’d never ordered from Groupon before. Realizing they have so little control over the final... February 14, 2011 - 29 words,
Imagine the PR boon @Groupon would get if they refunded all the FTD orders. Even though it's FTD's fault, it reflects on @Groupon's brand Imagine the PR boon @Groupon would get if they refunded all the FTD orders. Even... February 14, 2011 - 31 words,
The flowers I ordered from FTD via Groupon: http://ow.ly/i/8c5n vs what I received: http://ow.ly/i/8c5u The flowers I ordered from FTD via Groupon: http://ow.ly/i/8c5n vs what I received: http://ow.ly/i/8c5u Feb... February 14, 2011 - 21 words,
FTD sucks. $80 for a bunch of unbloomed buds & wilted leaves. Fell for @Groupon & screwed like everyone else. http://twitpic.com/3zxxc9 FTD sucks. $80 for a bunch of unbloomed buds & wilted leaves. Fell for @Groupon... February 14, 2011 - 28 words,
Both @aaronklein & @brettowens are real killjoys. Just saying. Both @aaronklein & @brettowens are real killjoys. Just saying. Feb 13, 2011 9 :31 via... February 13, 2011 - 16 words,
This Upmann Cabinet Seleccion Churchill is nice, but packed too tightly. Like smoking a thick milkshake. This Upmann Cabinet Seleccion Churchill is nice, but packed too tightly. Like smoking a thick... February 13, 2011 - 23 words,
Taking my son job hunting. Learner's permit means I have to ride shotgun and sit in parking lots all day. Taking my son job hunting. Learner’s permit means I have to ride shotgun and sit... February 12, 2011 - 27 words,
Chipotle catering has REALLY long lead times. http://twitpic.com/3z3lx8 Chipotle catering has REALLY long lead times. http://twitpic.com/3z3lx8 Feb 12, 2011 1 :15 via Twitter... February 12, 2011 - 15 words,
RT @lmorchard: Nothing against node.js itself, but maybe I'll just go play some Starcraft rather than write another form validation clas ... RT @lmorchard: Nothing against node.js itself, but maybe I’ll just go play some Starcraft rather... February 10, 2011 - 29 words,
Every time a presenter turns to look at their slides, I get a little sad inside. Every time a presenter turns to look at their slides, I get a little sad... February 10, 2011 - 23 words,
RT @davenielsen: CloudCamp SV @eBay is packed! http://yfrog.com/gyyqeyyj RT @davenielsen: CloudCamp SV @eBay is packed! http://yfrog.com/gyyqeyyj Feb 10, 2011 7 :01 via Twitter... February 10, 2011 - 15 words,
Just arrived at @cloudcamp in time to inhale some pizza before talks start. I'm in the gray @Tropo shirt. Come say hello. Just arrived at @cloudcamp in time to inhale some pizza before talks start. I’m in... February 10, 2011 - 29 words,
Not that @Freshchoice will see that tweet. 3 tweets in 3 years. 7 followers. Not that @Freshchoice will see that tweet. 3 tweets in 3 years. 7 followers. Feb... February 9, 2011 - 21 words,
First time at @Freshchoice in years. Won't ever be back. Sad destruction of a great brand. Prices way up, quality down, no selection. First time at @Freshchoice in years. Won’t ever be back. Sad destruction of a great... February 9, 2011 - 30 words,
If you send someone a cold email, make sure and include a call to action. Tell them what you want from them. If you send someone a cold email, make sure and include a call to action.... February 9, 2011 - 29 words,
Several emails from conference promoters detailing their events without saying what they want. Speaker? Attendee? Sponsor? Several emails from conference promoters detailing their events without saying what they want. Speaker? Attendee?... February 9, 2011 - 23 words,
Just bought my first Groupon. I feel dirty. Just bought my first Groupon. I feel dirty. Feb 9, 2011 2 :01 via Twitter... February 9, 2011 - 15 words,
Making travel plans this morning. Chicago for Drupalcon Mar 7-10, Austin for SxSW, Philly Tech Week April 25-30. Plus lots of smaller trips. Making travel plans this morning. Chicago for Drupalcon Mar 7-10, Austin for SxSW, Philly Tech... February 8, 2011 - 30 words,
RT @hotdogsladies: Buying HuffPo is a brilliant strategic move for a company struggling to suck at scale. RT @hotdogsladies: Buying HuffPo is a brilliant strategic move for a company struggling to suck... February 7, 2011 - 24 words,
Black Eyed Peas got the cast of Tron to join them in the halftime show. Black Eyed Peas got the cast of Tron to join them in the halftime show.... February 6, 2011 - 22 words,
That vw @darthvader ad might be the best commercial EVER That vw @darthvader ad might be the best commercial EVER Feb 6, 2011 4 :34... February 6, 2011 - 17 words,
One of the most anticipated events in sports is almost here. The wait is nearly over. Pitchers and catchers report in one week. One of the most anticipated events in sports is almost here. The wait is nearly... February 6, 2011 - 30 words,
Nothing says "loser" quite like an adult riding a bmx bike carrying his dollar store bags. Nothing says “loser” quite like an adult riding a bmx bike carrying his dollar store... February 6, 2011 - 23 words,
Trying to decide if I want to brave the crowds and go to SF Giants fanfest tomorrow. I hear Brian Wilson will be on hand to sign your balls. Trying to decide if I want to brave the crowds and go to SF Giants... February 4, 2011 - 36 words,
Just got an email from @sacbiz that I'm pretty sure is @brettowens fault. Just got an email from @sacbiz that I’m pretty sure is @brettowens fault. Feb 3,... February 3, 2011 - 20 words,
I have 162 unread messages in my inbox. And that's just from this week. If anyone needs me, check my imap folder. I might be lost in there. I have 162 unread messages in my inbox. And that’s just from this week. If... February 2, 2011 - 35 words,
If the demo dies, you need to keep going. Comes from experience. Pitch more. #foundershowcase If the demo dies, you need to keep going. Comes from experience. Pitch more. #foundershowcase... February 1, 2011 - 22 words,
Good. Wholeshare presenter argues with #foundershowcase judges. I don't care if it's against the rules, more need to fight for their ideas. Good. Wholeshare presenter argues with #foundershowcase judges. I don’t care if it’s against the rules,... February 1, 2011 - 29 words,
Now on stage at #foundershowcase: Ed Grimley Now on stage at #foundershowcase: Ed Grimley Feb 1, 2011 7 :46 via Twitter... February 1, 2011 - 14 words,
Lame. #FounderShowcase "SMS voting" just replies with a link to a web-based voting app. Lame. #FounderShowcase “SMS voting” just replies with a link to a web-based voting app. Feb... February 1, 2011 - 21 words,
Topicmarks shares a bit of similarity with my old Tagyu - tech looks similar, applied to diff problem domain. #foundershowcase Topicmarks shares a bit of similarity with my old Tagyu - tech looks similar, applied... February 1, 2011 - 27 words,
I want to see a #foundershowcase presenter argue with judge's feedback. Fight for your ideas. I want to see a #foundershowcase presenter argue with judge’s feedback. Fight for your ideas.... February 1, 2011 - 22 words,
"Facetime for business" - I've used FaceTime exactly once. Video calling is a vendor-created market. Consumers don't care. #foundershowcase “Facetime for business” - I’ve used FaceTime exactly once. Video calling is a vendor-created market.... February 1, 2011 - 26 words,
We're helping Meedan get news out of Egypt and other hotspots by providing phone numbers from around the world. http://cot.ag/h0hFnm We’re helping Meedan get news out of Egypt and other hotspots by providing phone numbers... January 31, 2011 - 27 words,
MegaCom team is sucking up. They're all wearing @Tropo shirts. http://twitpic.com/3v18mz MegaCom team is sucking up. They’re all wearing @Tropo shirts. http://twitpic.com/3v18mz Jan 30, 2011 6... January 30, 2011 - 18 words,
Whaddyasay snuck my phone number into their #startupcamp demo. My phone rang and then I got a text message. Nice. Whaddyasay snuck my phone number into their #startupcamp demo. My phone rang and then I... January 30, 2011 - 27 words,
Whaddyasay has a skit in their #startupcamp demo. Awesome. Whaddyasay has a skit in their #startupcamp demo. Awesome. Jan 30, 2011 5 :54 via... January 30, 2011 - 16 words,
Demos starting at #startupcamp. At least 4 apps built around @Tropo among the 10 presenters. Demos starting at #startupcamp. At least 4 apps built around @Tropo among the 10 presenters.... January 30, 2011 - 22 words,
I brought 50 @Tropo shirts and 25 usb bottle openers with me to #startupcamp. They're all gone. I brought 50 @Tropo shirts and 25 usb bottle openers with me to #startupcamp. They’re... January 30, 2011 - 24 words,
Speaking of which, I'll be at StartupCamp Santa Clara later today. If you're around, come get a Tropo tshirt from me. Speaking of which, I’ll be at StartupCamp Santa Clara later today. If you’re around, come... January 28, 2011 - 28 words,
Busy weekend for @Tropo. Major datacenter work last night, StartupCamp in LA, Miami, & Santa Clara, and StartupWeekend in Philly. Busy weekend for @Tropo. Major datacenter work last night, StartupCamp in LA, Miami, & Santa... January 28, 2011 - 27 words,
Found my mobile phone still dialed into a conference call that ended hours ago. Maybe now I'll finally dip into those rollover minutes. Found my mobile phone still dialed into a conference call that ended hours ago. Maybe... January 24, 2011 - 30 words,
son, working on a current events paper: What's the Chinese president's name? me: Hu? -- He can't say he wasn't expecting it son, working on a current events paper: What’s the Chinese president’s name? me: Hu? —... January 20, 2011 - 29 words,
Now taking signups for my "Introduction To Sarcasm" class. Now taking signups for my “Introduction To Sarcasm” class. Jan 18, 2011 7 :20 via... January 18, 2011 - 16 words,
I hear he has a get out of jail free card. RT @Rotoworld_BB: Milton Bradley arrested on felony charge http://dlvr.it/Dc7BC I hear he has a get out of jail free card. RT @Rotoworld_BB: Milton Bradley... January 18, 2011 - 27 words,
Letting arbitrary, anonymous users run code as root over the web... Opinions? Letting arbitrary, anonymous users run code as root over the web… Opinions? Jan 18, 2011... January 18, 2011 - 19 words,
Spamming my personal email with "we can help your company with..." and a 1MB attachment: sure, that will get a sales meeting with me. Spamming my personal email with “we can help your company with…” and a 1MB attachment:... January 14, 2011 - 31 words,
Back when I was a clown, my business cards were printed on sheets of latex. Back when I was a clown, my business cards were printed on sheets of latex.... January 13, 2011 - 22 words,
Coolest business card I've seen in a while is from @dstieglitz http://twitpic.com/3pqv6g Coolest business card I’ve seen in a while is from @dstieglitz http://twitpic.com/3pqv6g Jan 13, 2011... January 13, 2011 - 19 words,
I'm heading to the Startup Drinkup tonight in Palo Alto. http://plancast.com/p/3g5q if you're at #Nextgen you should come over afterward. I’m heading to the Startup Drinkup tonight in Palo Alto. http://plancast.com/p/3g5q if you’re at #Nextgen... January 12, 2011 - 27 words,
I like to try and guess where the plane just arrived from by looking at the disembarking passengers. This one seems to be from schlubville I like to try and guess where the plane just arrived from by looking at... January 11, 2011 - 32 words,
Glover was on the phone talking politics, but hung up to take pictures and sign autographs for fans. That was nice of him. Glover was on the phone talking politics, but hung up to take pictures and sign... January 11, 2011 - 30 words,
Oh, nevermind, he just stepped out of the Sacramento line and got on a plane to Portland. Oh, nevermind, he just stepped out of the Sacramento line and got on a plane... January 11, 2011 - 24 words,
Danny Glover is on my flight to Sacramento. Danny Glover is on my flight to Sacramento. Jan 12, 2011 7 :23 via Twitter... January 11, 2011 - 15 words,
In tonight's #cloudcamp talk on @Tropo I shamelessly ripped off an idea from the 2009 Tropo launch announcement by @zscgeek at ecomm In tonight’s #cloudcamp talk on @Tropo I shamelessly ripped off an idea from the 2009... January 11, 2011 - 29 words,
Uh oh. @jlambert has once again remembered he has a twitter account. Forecast calls for flurries of random tweets. Uh oh. @jlambert has once again remembered he has a twitter account. Forecast calls for... January 11, 2011 - 26 words,
I tried up up down down left right left right B A on this sign, but nothing happened. http://twitpic.com/3paro2 I tried up up down down left right left right B A on this sign,... January 11, 2011 - 26 words,
RT @Tropo: Want to win a free ticket to San Francisco's best and biggest startup mixer, SFBeta, tonight? ($40 value) Tweet @Tropo why yo ... RT @Tropo: Want to win a free ticket to San Francisco’s best and biggest startup... January 11, 2011 - 32 words,
Bad sign: After giving a cab driver the name of a major hotel at the intersection of two major streets, he asks you how to get there. Bad sign: After giving a cab driver the name of a major hotel at the... January 11, 2011 - 34 words,
I got an email from a @Spigit PM asking for specific feedback. After I gave it, a call from their VP Product thanking me. Nicely done. I got an email from a @Spigit PM asking for specific feedback. After I gave... January 10, 2011 - 33 words,
RT @tropo: Near Palo Alto? Enjoy free food and beer? Join us for the Palo Alto Startup Drinkup on Wed Jan 12th 5:30-7pm http://bit.ly/gAYd0G RT @tropo: Near Palo Alto? Enjoy free food and beer? Join us for the Palo... January 10, 2011 - 31 words,
Platform developers, create your sample apps as if someone's going to use them in production. Because someone will. Platform developers, create your sample apps as if someone’s going to use them in production.... January 10, 2011 - 25 words,
If I were @spigit, I'd be so embarrassed about the Enterprise 2.0 site, I'd take my logo off it. If I were @spigit, I’d be so embarrassed about the Enterprise 2.0 site, I’d take... January 10, 2011 - 26 words,
TheE2 session site is awful. http://ow.ly/3Bkji Poor usability, things don't work. Does spigit suck this bad or is it poor implementation? TheE2 session site is awful. http://ow.ly/3Bkji Poor usability, things don’t work. Does spigit suck this... January 10, 2011 - 28 words,
The more I use Amazon to buy everyday items, the more useless their product recommendations become. 20 diff kinds of flea medicines anyone? The more I use Amazon to buy everyday items, the more useless their product recommendations... January 9, 2011 - 30 words,
Near Palo Alto Wednesday night? Join me at the Startup Drinkup at Old Pro: http://plancast.com/p/3g5q Near Palo Alto Wednesday night? Join me at the Startup Drinkup at Old Pro: http://plancast.com/p/3g5q... January 9, 2011 - 22 words,
Event planning and marketing budgets for 2011. That's what I call an exciting Friday night. Event planning and marketing budgets for 2011. That’s what I call an exciting Friday night.... January 7, 2011 - 22 words,
My friend and partner on a number of projects, @billzeller has passed away. I don't know what to say. You'll be missed, Bill. My friend and partner on a number of projects, @billzeller has passed away. I don’t... January 5, 2011 - 30 words,
Don't mind that thumping sound. I'm only pounding my head on the desk. Don’t mind that thumping sound. I’m only pounding my head on the desk. Jan 5,... January 5, 2011 - 20 words,
$47,000 per character. Less if you add comments and line breaks in your code. $47,000 per character. Less if you add comments and line breaks in your code. Jan... January 4, 2011 - 21 words,
That's $2 million dollars per line, folks. That’s $2 million dollars per line, folks. Jan 4, 2011 8 :29 via Twitter... January 4, 2011 - 14 words,
5 lines of code http://ow.ly/3ysdV could land you $10 million http://ow.ly/3yseh 5 lines of code http://ow.ly/3ysdV could land you $10 million http://ow.ly/3yseh Jan 4, 2011 8... January 4, 2011 - 18 words,
Maybe there's a hope for Sacramento after all. One of my son's friends that was over last night was wearing a @github shirt. Maybe there’s a hope for Sacramento after all. One of my son’s friends that was... January 1, 2011 - 30 words,
How many animal activists does it take to change a lightbulb? Activists don't change anything. How many animal activists does it take to change a lightbulb? Activists don’t change anything.... December 31, 2010 - 22 words,
A competitor just followed @tropochanges - the @tropo change log. Looking for new features to copy? Have at it. A competitor just followed @tropochanges - the @tropo change log. Looking for new features to... December 30, 2010 - 26 words,
The business cards I collected at conferences in 2010. What to do with them now? http://twitpic.com/3l9tg9 The business cards I collected at conferences in 2010. What to do with them now?... December 30, 2010 - 23 words,
Couldn't update iPhone apps until I updated my iTunes profile. Salutation (mr, mrs) is now a required field. Even Apple makes ux mistakes. Couldn’t update iPhone apps until I updated my iTunes profile. Salutation (mr, mrs) is now... December 28, 2010 - 30 words,
Recommendations for an IPS monitor? 22" Viewsonic seems like a steal at $285. Anything larger out there for less than $1k? Recommendations for an IPS monitor? 22” Viewsonic seems like a steal at $285. Anything larger... December 27, 2010 - 28 words,
Does anyone know a competent HVAC tech? If so, could you have him call the guy who's working on my furnace and tell him what to do? Does anyone know a competent HVAC tech? If so, could you have him call the... December 27, 2010 - 34 words,
New at Tropo: REST APIs for provisioning & remote control http://cot.ag/fkKhZa #rest #api #telephony New at Tropo: REST APIs for provisioning & remote control http://cot.ag/fkKhZa #rest #api #telephony Dec... December 20, 2010 - 21 words,
The @voxeo and @tropo people in Orlando get all the fun. Earlier today @visionik invited the whole office to see Tron with him tonight. The @voxeo and @tropo people in Orlando get all the fun. Earlier today @visionik invited... December 16, 2010 - 31 words,
Just got spam on skype from someone selling "plastique mold." Explosive fungus? Just got spam on skype from someone selling “plastique mold.” Explosive fungus? Dec 15, 2010... December 15, 2010 - 19 words,
My wife took the day off today and took the kids to school, so I decided to make her these. http://twitpic.com/3fly3t My wife took the day off today and took the kids to school, so I... December 13, 2010 - 28 words,
i ... have ... been ... over ... using ... ellipses ... recently ... i … have … been … over … using … ellipses … recently … Dec... December 9, 2010 - 21 words,
Anyone working on a security framework? You should call it Foiled. The logo can be a Snidely Whiplash-style cartoon. Anyone working on a security framework? You should call it Foiled. The logo can be... December 9, 2010 - 26 words,
.@crashplan raised family unlimited price by $20/year but included crashplan+ realtime backup. Totally worth it. Best deal for backups. .@crashplan raised family unlimited price by $20/year but included crashplan+ realtime backup. Totally worth it.... December 9, 2010 - 27 words,
RT @Tropo: We'll be at the SV #Rails meetup tonight. @Github's talking. Pizza's on us. Come say hi to @akalsey and @jsgoecke http://j.mp ... RT @Tropo: We’ll be at the SV #Rails meetup tonight. @Github’s talking. Pizza’s on us.... December 8, 2010 - 31 words,
Cranking through the email backlog and having a glass of scotch. Pretty sure that the two are related. Cranking through the email backlog and having a glass of scotch. Pretty sure that the... December 6, 2010 - 25 words,
Xcode installer always sticks at "9 minutes remaining" for at least 10 minutes. I love it's optimism. Xcode installer always sticks at “9 minutes remaining” for at least 10 minutes. I love... December 6, 2010 - 24 words,
Another reason to insist on double opt-in: typos. Make sure the person you're sending mail to is really the indented target. Another reason to insist on double opt-in: typos. Make sure the person you’re sending mail... December 5, 2010 - 28 words,
I think the message there is "I'd like to buy a luxury home, but only if I have a coupon." http://twitpic.com/3ckkp3 I think the message there is “I’d like to buy a luxury home, but only... December 3, 2010 - 28 words,
What sort of demographic am I in that I'm on both these lists? http://twitpic.com/3ckh94 What sort of demographic am I in that I’m on both these lists? http://twitpic.com/3ckh94 Dec... December 3, 2010 - 21 words,
Showed the kids the original Tron last night. Wow, was that a bad movie. Showed the kids the original Tron last night. Wow, was that a bad movie. Nov... November 27, 2010 - 21 words,
Most people throw birthday parties for their wives. @aaronklein is thowing @caceyklein a fundraiser. See what politics do to people? Most people throw birthday parties for their wives. @aaronklein is thowing @caceyklein a fundraiser. See... November 19, 2010 - 27 words,
Leaving Sac #Drupal meeting, where I gave an impromptu demo of PhonePoll and created a few new Tropo fans. Leaving Sac #Drupal meeting, where I gave an impromptu demo of PhonePoll and created a... November 17, 2010 - 26 words,
Phone Poll, a #Drupal module that allows voting on polls via #phone and #SMS, is coming along nicely. Give it a try. http://ow.ly/39rlp Phone Poll, a #Drupal module that allows voting on polls via #phone and #SMS, is... November 13, 2010 - 30 words,
I just got a spam email with a subject line of "Blessing 2.2" Makes me wonder what the changelog was from Blessing 2.0. I just got a spam email with a subject line of “Blessing 2.2” Makes me... November 11, 2010 - 30 words,
First commit: phonepoll, a #Drupal module for voting in polls via phone or SMS. http://ow.ly/37i4G First commit: phonepoll, a #Drupal module for voting in polls via phone or SMS. http://ow.ly/37i4G... November 9, 2010 - 22 words,
My laptop screen is now very clean. Might be the most productive thing I've accomplished today. My laptop screen is now very clean. Might be the most productive thing I’ve accomplished... November 9, 2010 - 23 words,
Guy next to me at Tupelo is reading the comics in a newspaper. And laughing out loud every so often. Guy next to me at Tupelo is reading the comics in a newspaper. And laughing... November 9, 2010 - 27 words,
My dog just came in from outside, hopped onto the back of the couch and deposited a newly dead mouse on my wife's head. My dog just came in from outside, hopped onto the back of the couch and... November 8, 2010 - 31 words,
Sac Court mistakenly marked me as missing Jury duty. Call to clear up, sit on hold for 45 minutes and then I'm disconnected. Twice. Sac Court mistakenly marked me as missing Jury duty. Call to clear up, sit on... November 8, 2010 - 31 words,
Has terrible service from local government agencies ever made someone move to a different city? Has terrible service from local government agencies ever made someone move to a different city?... November 8, 2010 - 22 words,
From my son's high school newsletter, "Varsity won [our rival high school] 62 to 0." Is that anything like racing for pinks? From my son’s high school newsletter, “Varsity won [our rival high school] 62 to 0.”... November 8, 2010 - 29 words,
Really like Hipmunk's gantt chart layout for flights, but there's not enough power traveller options to get me to stop using Kayak. Really like Hipmunk’s gantt chart layout for flights, but there’s not enough power traveller options... November 6, 2010 - 29 words,
Hipmunk's new flight search tool allows you to sort by "Agony" http://ow.ly/35CVd http://www.hipmunk.com/ Hipmunk’s new flight search tool allows you to sort by “Agony” http://ow.ly/35CVd http://www.hipmunk.com/ Nov 6,... November 6, 2010 - 20 words,
I'll be representing @tropo at @cloudcamp SF tomorrow night. http://j.mp/chobL5 I’ll be representing @tropo at @cloudcamp SF tomorrow night. http://j.mp/chobL5 Nov 3, 2010 3 :32... November 3, 2010 - 17 words,
Meeting in SF today and amtrak was packed with people in Giants gear. First train was full, had to take the 7:40 instead. Meeting in SF today and amtrak was packed with people in Giants gear. First train... November 3, 2010 - 30 words,
People are congratulating me on the Giants win, but I didn't have much to do with it. Lincecum barely even USED the slider I taught him. People are congratulating me on the Giants win, but I didn’t have much to do... November 2, 2010 - 33 words,
RT @socialping: Look at the spike of tweets for the world series: http://twitpic.com/334f2z - Over 52,000 tweets from 7pm-8pm RT @socialping: Look at the spike of tweets for the world series: http://twitpic.com/334f2z - Over... November 1, 2010 - 26 words,
Pitchers and catchers report in 14 weeks. Can't wait for baseball season to start. Pitchers and catchers report in 14 weeks. Can’t wait for baseball season to start. Nov... November 1, 2010 - 21 words,
Pitching wins championships. Pitching wins championships. Nov 1, 2010 7 :46 via Twitter... November 1, 2010 - 10 words,
Beard power! Beard power! Nov 1, 2010 7 :28 via Twitter... November 1, 2010 - 9 words,
Guessing someone was stoned when they did this... http://ow.ly/32ldq Guessing someone was stoned when they did this… http://ow.ly/32ldq Oct 31, 2010 10 :09 via... October 31, 2010 - 16 words,
And now that it's dark, you can see the back. http://twitpic.com/32szw2 And now that it’s dark, you can see the back. http://twitpic.com/32szw2 Oct 31, 2010 6... October 31, 2010 - 18 words,
My pumpkin http://twitpic.com/32szas My pumpkin http://twitpic.com/32szas Oct 31, 2010 6 :43 via Twitter... October 31, 2010 - 10 words,
I'm trying to figure out the sequence of events that would lead to Amazon making this recommendation: http://ow.ly/32dah I’m trying to figure out the sequence of events that would lead to Amazon making... October 31, 2010 - 25 words,
Zack is making a pumpkin pie from a pumpkin he grew in the backyard. Recipe from @simplyrecipes Zack is making a pumpkin pie from a pumpkin he grew in the backyard. Recipe... October 30, 2010 - 24 words,
Hanging out at the soccer field while my son refs an under 10 girls game. Love seeing the pure joy these girls have playing the game. Hanging out at the soccer field while my son refs an under 10 girls game.... October 30, 2010 - 33 words,
I just discovered git submodules. Woah. I just discovered git submodules. Woah. Oct 29, 2010 5 :39 via Twitter... October 29, 2010 - 13 words,
RT @Tropo: Do you have a meetup coming up and want to talk Tropo? We've got a box of awesome for you. http://ow.ly/31E0M RT @Tropo: Do you have a meetup coming up and want to talk Tropo? We’ve... October 29, 2010 - 30 words,
When did the Giants trade for this guy at short and get rid of Rentaria? When did the Giants trade for this guy at short and get rid of Rentaria?... October 28, 2010 - 22 words,
Glass of local zin, Giants killing it in game one, and my lovely wife by my side. Nice evening. Glass of local zin, Giants killing it in game one, and my lovely wife by... October 27, 2010 - 26 words,
Is it bad that someone referred to Heisenberg when describing their project management process? Is it bad that someone referred to Heisenberg when describing their project management process? Oct... October 27, 2010 - 21 words,
Wow, just watched someone point out the (previously undisclosed) financial state of one of their customers. Talk about bad form. Wow, just watched someone point out the (previously undisclosed) financial state of one of their... October 26, 2010 - 27 words,
Just helped http://icantfindmyphone.com move their app to @Tropo. They had 70k calls today and couldn't scale on their other provider. Just helped http://icantfindmyphone.com move their app to @Tropo. They had 70k calls today and couldn’t... October 26, 2010 - 27 words,
Just introduced my kids to John Cage's 4'33. Zack asked, "How do we know when it starts?" Just introduced my kids to John Cage’s 4’33. Zack asked, “How do we know when... October 25, 2010 - 24 words,
NYT story getting Facebook apps to go viral: "some other factor (as yet unknown) was also required." http://ow.ly/2Z88u ... Uh, thanks. NYT story getting Facebook apps to go viral: “some other factor (as yet unknown) was... October 25, 2010 - 28 words,
Ska Wars: http://ow.ly/2YnIr Awesome. Ska Wars: http://ow.ly/2YnIr Awesome. Oct 23, 2010 9 :11 via Twitter... October 23, 2010 - 11 words,
Amazon to let you lend books you buy, but only once, & for 14 days. Would sound silly with real books. So why do ebooks get a pass? Amazon to let you lend books you buy, but only once, & for 14 days.... October 23, 2010 - 35 words,
Suck it, Howard Suck it, Howard Oct 23, 2010 8 :39 via Twitter... October 23, 2010 - 10 words,
Blackbeard's Tourture. Blackbeard’s Tourture. Oct 23, 2010 8 :34 via Twitter... October 23, 2010 - 9 words,
One more. Sick 'em, Beard. One more. Sick ‘em, Beard. Oct 23, 2010 8 :31 via Twitter... October 23, 2010 - 12 words,
When Utley shoveled that ball toward first, Rowand swung at it. When Utley shoveled that ball toward first, Rowand swung at it. Oct 23, 2010 8... October 23, 2010 - 18 words,
Bring the beard. Bring the beard. Oct 23, 2010 8 :12 via Twitter... October 23, 2010 - 10 words,
Uuuuu - Ribe!!!! Uuuuu - Ribe!!!! Oct 23, 2010 7 :56 via Twitter... October 23, 2010 - 10 words,
Comment spam submitted as bug reports in a public issue queue on Drupal.org. Ingeniously evil. http://ow.ly/2XOAq Comment spam submitted as bug reports in a public issue queue on Drupal.org. Ingeniously evil.... October 22, 2010 - 23 words,
On the way to LA for a day full of meetings with our billing provider. On the way to LA for a day full of meetings with our billing provider.... October 20, 2010 - 22 words,
Awesome. New Brett Battles book is only in hardcover at $25, yet is available on Kindle for $6.50. Kudos to Mr Battles and Delacorte Press. Awesome. New Brett Battles book is only in hardcover at $25, yet is available on... October 20, 2010 - 32 words,
Go Giants!!! Go Giants!!! Oct 20, 2010 8 :38 via Twitter... October 20, 2010 - 9 words,
Another day, another customer moving from the competition. This time it was our high quality text to speech that got them. Another day, another customer moving from the competition. This time it was our high quality... October 20, 2010 - 28 words,
Used to seeing scale as the reason for switching to @Tropo from our competitors. Now their lack of stability is becoming a theme, too. Used to seeing scale as the reason for switching to @Tropo from our competitors. Now... October 18, 2010 - 31 words,
Real-time communications should be, well, real time. Real-time communications should be, well, real time. Oct 18, 2010 9 :10 via Twitter... October 18, 2010 - 14 words,
It's hottie hardbody night at the gym, apparently. I'm very out of place. It’s hottie hardbody night at the gym, apparently. I’m very out of place. Oct 18,... October 18, 2010 - 20 words,
Heading into the DMV. If I'm not back by nightfall, send a search party. Heading into the DMV. If I’m not back by nightfall, send a search party. Oct... October 18, 2010 - 21 words,
Awesome. @jacobroufa has a Drupal module working that uses Phono to call phone numbers that you've stored in CCK fields. Awesome. @jacobroufa has a Drupal module working that uses Phono to call phone numbers that... October 17, 2010 - 27 words,
Heading to Reno today for CloudCamp and to meet @jacobroufa for some @PhonoSDK and #Drupal hacking Heading to Reno today for CloudCamp and to meet @jacobroufa for some @PhonoSDK and #Drupal... October 17, 2010 - 23 words,
Watch the Giants win and then check my email to find another of our competition's customers wanting to switch to us because we can scale. Watch the Giants win and then check my email to find another of our competition’s... October 16, 2010 - 32 words,
They're booing Ross. That's awesome. They’re booing Ross. That’s awesome. Oct 16, 2010 7 :36 via Twitter... October 16, 2010 - 12 words,
Nice to see Phillies fans waving the white flags. Nice to see Phillies fans waving the white flags. Oct 16, 2010 7 :31 via... October 16, 2010 - 16 words,
Bring on the beard. Bring on the beard. Oct 16, 2010 7 :26 via Twitter... October 16, 2010 - 11 words,
I thought this was supposed to be a pitcher's duel? #sfgiants I thought this was supposed to be a pitcher’s duel? #sfgiants Oct 16, 2010 6... October 16, 2010 - 18 words,
Unbelievable response to Phono launch this morning. So great to see how well it's been received. Unbelievable response to Phono launch this morning. So great to see how well it’s been... October 16, 2010 - 23 words,
Just released at #jqcon: Phono, a jQuery plugin that makes your web browser a telephone and IM client. http://phono.com/ Just released at #jqcon: Phono, a jQuery plugin that makes your web browser a telephone... October 16, 2010 - 26 words,
Before I put it on eBay: Selling wife's pristine 8gb iPhone 3g. Kept in a case w screen protector. In a contract & need to replace a phone? Before I put it on eBay: Selling wife’s pristine 8gb iPhone 3g. Kept in a... October 15, 2010 - 35 words,
Well that's a new one. A "proprietary and confidential" legal footer on a spam email. Well that’s a new one. A “proprietary and confidential” legal footer on a spam email.... October 12, 2010 - 22 words,
Torture, indeed. Torture, indeed. Oct 10, 2010 5 :01 via Twitter... October 10, 2010 - 9 words,
Whew. @daniellemorrill was waylaid & missed her #codecamp session, so the organizers asked me to step in & talk @tropo with 2 mins notice. Whew. @daniellemorrill was waylaid & missed her #codecamp session, so the organizers asked me to... October 10, 2010 - 31 words,
Conflicted. Should I be upset the Yankees won or happy the worst Giants trade in 40 years won't be leading the Twins to the World Series? Conflicted. Should I be upset the Yankees won or happy the worst Giants trade in... October 9, 2010 - 33 words,
Today we went and picked up a car for my son. When did I get so old? Today we went and picked up a car for my son. When did I get... October 9, 2010 - 24 words,
It's like Cops, but with Steven Seagal. http://j.mp/cIOvsk You can't make this stuff up. It’s like Cops, but with Steven Seagal. http://j.mp/cIOvsk You can’t make this stuff up. Oct... October 6, 2010 - 21 words,
I have two extra tickets to tomorrows #sfgiants game. Sec 332 row 18 seats 27 & 28. $34 each. Anyone want them before they go on craigslist? I have two extra tickets to tomorrows #sfgiants game. Sec 332 row 18 seats 27... October 6, 2010 - 34 words,
I guess with starters like this, the Phillies suspect bullpen doesn't matter. I guess with starters like this, the Phillies suspect bullpen doesn’t matter. Oct 6, 2010... October 6, 2010 - 19 words,
Watching @jsgoecke talk telephony APIs in a shootout with Tropo and Twilio. Watching @jsgoecke talk telephony APIs in a shootout with Tropo and Twilio. Oct 4, 2010... October 4, 2010 - 19 words,
I'm on stage at ITExpo preparing to talk about how businesses can use open source. I’m on stage at ITExpo preparing to talk about how businesses can use open source.... October 4, 2010 - 22 words,
I had to wait to get into my hotel in LA this morning because they were shooting a movie in the lobby. I had to wait to get into my hotel in LA this morning because they... October 4, 2010 - 29 words,
Some awesome apps in Portland at the @tropo and @geoloqi hackathon. Sorry I had to miss it. Some awesome apps in Portland at the @tropo and @geoloqi hackathon. Sorry I had to... October 3, 2010 - 24 words,
RT @geoloqi: Announcing the winners of the @tropo and @geoloqi hackathon! http://loqi.me/1dn Thanks everybody for coming out! RT @geoloqi: Announcing the winners of the @tropo and @geoloqi hackathon! http://loqi.me/1dn Thanks everybody for... October 3, 2010 - 24 words,
Current status: http://twitpic.com/2ug8xu Current status: http://twitpic.com/2ug8xu Oct 3, 2010 3 :42 via Twitter... October 3, 2010 - 10 words,
I'll be at SV Web Builders tonight, helping people build communications apps with @Tropo. http://ow.ly/2Lu37 Come join us. I’ll be at SV Web Builders tonight, helping people build communications apps with @Tropo. http://ow.ly/2Lu37... September 29, 2010 - 25 words,
Want to see how you can deploy a complex telephony app in less than 3.5 minutes? http://tropo.heroku.com/ Want to see how you can deploy a complex telephony app in less than 3.5... September 28, 2010 - 24 words,
I always know when the local carpet company runs a big ad campaign. Their phone number is one digit off from mine. I always know when the local carpet company runs a big ad campaign. Their phone... September 27, 2010 - 29 words,
Oh, and stick your twitter id in the poll comments and we'll send you a shirt when they're printed. Oh, and stick your twitter id in the poll comments and we’ll send you a... September 22, 2010 - 26 words,
We're running a design contest for @tropo tshirts. Would love your feedback at http://ow.ly/2ItfN & http://ow.ly/2ItfO We’re running a design contest for @tropo tshirts. Would love your feedback at http://ow.ly/2ItfN &... September 22, 2010 - 23 words,
Clueless marketing: send an unsolicited email to an info@ address & then add that address to your newsletter. Looking at you @cdnetworks Clueless marketing: send an unsolicited email to an info@ address & then add that address... September 22, 2010 - 29 words,
Booked a flight on @United and they assigned me a seat that doesn't exist. Guess I'll have to sit on the floor. Booked a flight on @United and they assigned me a seat that doesn’t exist. Guess... September 22, 2010 - 29 words,
Live music in the Austin airport sports bar: a rockabilly cover of Gnarls Barkley's Crazy. Live music in the Austin airport sports bar: a rockabilly cover of Gnarls Barkley’s Crazy.... September 21, 2010 - 22 words,
err, that's @danyork... The guy asking a question at #manorgf sounds like @voxeo's @dyork. I did a double take since I know he's not here. err, that’s @danyork… The guy asking a question at #manorgf sounds like @voxeo’s @dyork. I... September 21, 2010 - 32 words,
The guy asking a question at #manorgf sounds like @voxeo's @dyork. I did a double take since I know he's not here. The guy asking a question at #manorgf sounds like @voxeo’s @dyork. I did a double... September 21, 2010 - 29 words,
US Airways only allows their frequent flier members to sit in the exit rows. I'm sure someone thought that was a brilliant marketing idea. US Airways only allows their frequent flier members to sit in the exit rows. I’m... September 20, 2010 - 31 words,
In this #manorgf breakout session on engaging your citizens the speakers aren't allowing discussion from the audience. In this #manorgf breakout session on engaging your citizens the speakers aren’t allowing discussion from... September 20, 2010 - 24 words,
Yahoo Sports took a deep dive into deep baseball stats and shows you 25 things you didn't know about baseball. http://j.mp/dgCXff Yahoo Sports took a deep dive into deep baseball stats and shows you 25 things... September 20, 2010 - 28 words,
Grasshopper crawling across the floor at #manorgf. I must be in Texas. Grasshopper crawling across the floor at #manorgf. I must be in Texas. Sep 20, 2010... September 20, 2010 - 19 words,
RT @mheadd: RT @govfresh: Introducing GovFresh Voice http://bit.ly/cGq8ZX #gov20 #opengov #tropo #VoIP #SMS #IM RT @mheadd: RT @govfresh: Introducing GovFresh Voice http://bit.ly/cGq8ZX #gov20 #opengov #tropo #VoIP #SMS #IM Sep... September 20, 2010 - 21 words,
The potato chip industry spends more on R&D than the Department of Education. #manorgf The potato chip industry spends more on R&D than the Department of Education. #manorgf Sep... September 20, 2010 - 21 words,
Here's a first at a tech conference. At #manorgf a middle school choir serenades us to start the event. Here’s a first at a tech conference. At #manorgf a middle school choir serenades us... September 19, 2010 - 26 words,
Texas State Trooper uniforms make them look a lot like Boy Scouts. Texas State Trooper uniforms make them look a lot like Boy Scouts. Sep 19, 2010... September 19, 2010 - 19 words, 1 comment
Reed Johnson is my new favorite Dodger. Reed Johnson is my new favorite Dodger. Sep 16, 2010 9 :03 via Twitter... September 16, 2010 - 14 words,
My kids dentist doesn't understand the concept of appointments. No matter when I arrive we wait for 20+ minutes. My kids dentist doesn’t understand the concept of appointments. No matter when I arrive we... September 16, 2010 - 26 words,
I'm mentoring grad students tonight at the UC Entrepreneur Academy. Should I tell them most good entrepreneurs I now are college dropouts? I’m mentoring grad students tonight at the UC Entrepreneur Academy. Should I tell them most... September 15, 2010 - 29 words,
Wait, Twitter has a web site? #newtwitter Wait, Twitter has a web site? #newtwitter Sep 15, 2010 5 :23 via Twitter... September 15, 2010 - 14 words,
Want to design Tropo's shirts? RT @99designs Win $484! http://j.mp/cdUYR7 Funky shirt for Tropo - Voice and SMS APIs for developers Want to design Tropo’s shirts? RT @99designs Win $484! http://j.mp/cdUYR7 Funky shirt for Tropo -... September 14, 2010 - 28 words,
My head really is that big... RT @bmann It's 10ft @akalsey http://j.mp/dmGI1i from @cloudcamp - talking cloud voice svcs from @tropo My head really is that big… RT @bmann It’s 10ft @akalsey http://j.mp/dmGI1i from @cloudcamp -... September 14, 2010 - 28 words,
It's hard to talk to people you can't see or hear. #cloudcamp #vancouver It’s hard to talk to people you can’t see or hear. #cloudcamp #vancouver Sep 13,... September 13, 2010 - 20 words,
I just gave a talk about @tropo via Skype video to a room full of people hundreds of miles away at #cloudcamp #vancouver. I just gave a talk about @tropo via Skype video to a room full of... September 13, 2010 - 30 words,
Almost a year after Zack shattered his wrist and elbow, he's back in a cast. Possible ligament damage in the wrist from that injury. Almost a year after Zack shattered his wrist and elbow, he’s back in a cast.... September 9, 2010 - 31 words,
Designing an API for a new @Tropo feature. Yes, this is what I do for fun. Designing an API for a new @Tropo feature. Yes, this is what I do for... September 9, 2010 - 23 words,
MetroPCS ad for a phone for $39 "Available in store only." Stores says price is $109. How is this not false advertising? http://j.mp/97Eo1G MetroPCS ad for a phone for $39 “Available in store only.” Stores says price is... September 3, 2010 - 30 words,
I clearly need to reduce the number of folks I follow. I'm recently getting more utility from ignoring Twitter than from following it. I clearly need to reduce the number of folks I follow. I’m recently getting more... September 1, 2010 - 30 words,
Someone looked at Powerpoint and said, "there's clearly not enough abuse of animations and transitions here" then created Prezi. Someone looked at Powerpoint and said, “there’s clearly not enough abuse of animations and transitions... September 1, 2010 - 26 words,
Damn, I went to submit my talks for Le Web, but realized too late that the Sept 1 submission deadline comes earlier in Paris. Damn, I went to submit my talks for Le Web, but realized too late that... August 31, 2010 - 31 words,
I'm speaking at an internal Intel event and they asked me to sign a photo release. And people wonder why I mock large companies. I’m speaking at an internal Intel event and they asked me to sign a photo... August 30, 2010 - 31 words,
I'm disappointed to see so many thinly-veiled product pitches on the panel picker at SXSW. I’m disappointed to see so many thinly-veiled product pitches on the panel picker at SXSW.... August 28, 2010 - 22 words,
The feeling's mutual. RT @arikfr I just learnt that the guy who emailed support on Topify is the founder of a startup I'm fan of. Woot. The feeling’s mutual. RT @arikfr I just learnt that the guy who emailed support on... August 28, 2010 - 33 words,
.@United just offered to upgrade @jsgoecke to First Class on a flight from SFO to Denver for only $25,305. .@United just offered to upgrade @jsgoecke to First Class on a flight from SFO to... August 25, 2010 - 27 words,
I'd tell you what the hashtag is for the Google Apps hackathon, but I signed an NDA on the way in. I’d tell you what the hashtag is for the Google Apps hackathon, but I signed... August 24, 2010 - 28 words,
Heading down to Mountain View to represent @tropo at the Google Apps hackathon. Heading down to Mountain View to represent @tropo at the Google Apps hackathon. Aug 24,... August 24, 2010 - 20 words,
RT @dkworldwide: @akalsey Even worse, airlines then get to re-sell your ticket at a last minute higher profit margin. RT @dkworldwide: @akalsey Even worse, airlines then get to re-sell your ticket at a last... August 23, 2010 - 26 words,
Why do all airlines suck so much? With @United's change fees it's cheaper to throw away my existing ticket and book a whole new flight. Why do all airlines suck so much? With @United’s change fees it’s cheaper to throw... August 23, 2010 - 32 words,
Just finished my app for the #hackathon: http://j.mp/drbNxS Just finished my app for the #hackathon: http://j.mp/drbNxS Aug 22, 2010 3 :36 via Twitter... August 22, 2010 - 15 words,
Years ago @chrispirillo ran Rent My Chest. For the close of #Gnomedex I've convinced him to do a final live version for @tropo. Years ago @chrispirillo ran Rent My Chest. For the close of #Gnomedex I’ve convinced him... August 21, 2010 - 30 words,
Build an Open Government app at #Gnomedex and win prizes http://bit.ly/csHyv0 Build an Open Government app at #Gnomedex and win prizes http://bit.ly/csHyv0 Aug 20, 2010 2... August 20, 2010 - 18 words,
WoW is big enough here that they print it on the manhole covers. http://twitpic.com/2gbghv WoW is big enough here that they print it on the manhole covers. http://twitpic.com/2gbghv Aug... August 19, 2010 - 21 words,
Heading to #gnomedex #tweetup. Find me if you want @tropo stickers. Heading to #gnomedex #tweetup. Find me if you want @tropo stickers. Aug 19, 2010 3... August 19, 2010 - 18 words,
The lobby button in the Seattle Westin elevator is knee-high. The lobby button in the Seattle Westin elevator is knee-high. Aug 19, 2010 3 :27... August 19, 2010 - 17 words,
If only I'd known we could have had this at Gnomedex hackathon http://twitpic.com/2g9fha If only I’d known we could have had this at Gnomedex hackathon http://twitpic.com/2g9fha Aug 19,... August 19, 2010 - 20 words,
Arrived in Seattle for #Gnomedex - Checking out the space for our @tropo hackathon in the morning. Arrived in Seattle for #Gnomedex - Checking out the space for our @tropo hackathon in... August 18, 2010 - 24 words,
Heading to #Gnomedex in Seattle this week. We're holding a hackathon on Sat night. http://ow.ly/2r8Mz Win a Flip HD and Animoto Pro. Heading to #Gnomedex in Seattle this week. We’re holding a hackathon on Sat night. http://ow.ly/2r8Mz... August 17, 2010 - 29 words,
Giants great Bobby Thompson, rest in peace. http://ow.ly/2r18z Giants great Bobby Thompson, rest in peace. http://ow.ly/2r18z Aug 17, 2010 3 :53 via Twitter... August 17, 2010 - 15 words,
ESPN's closed captioning just called the Dodgers the "dodge whores." Seems about right. ESPN’s closed captioning just called the Dodgers the “dodge whores.” Seems about right. Aug 15,... August 15, 2010 - 20 words,
At #ahnconf -- "Impossible is the usual business condition." - @jkl5group At #ahnconf — “Impossible is the usual business condition.” - @jkl5group Aug 14, 2010 4... August 14, 2010 - 18 words,
I'll be at AdhearsionConf in SF today. There's still a bit of space if you want to join me. I’ll be at AdhearsionConf in SF today. There’s still a bit of space if you... August 14, 2010 - 26 words,
.@chrispirillo on why you should come to Gnomedex: http://ow.ly/2nOxC Among the reasons: it's the last one. And we're holding a hackathon. .@chrispirillo on why you should come to Gnomedex: http://ow.ly/2nOxC Among the reasons: it’s the last... August 10, 2010 - 29 words,
In Seattle during #Gnomedex next week? Attend our hackathon and build some open government app goodness. http://ow.ly/2nOqi In Seattle during #Gnomedex next week? Attend our hackathon and build some open government app... August 10, 2010 - 24 words,
My #dcla talk went well, with lots of great questions from the audience. Lots of @tropo signups, too. My #dcla talk went well, with lots of great questions from the audience. Lots of... August 7, 2010 - 25 words,
Seems like every time I visit an LA Drupal event, I've got to dash off. Need to schedule more time next time. Seems like every time I visit an LA Drupal event, I’ve got to dash off.... August 7, 2010 - 29 words,
Pretzel bread, where have you been all my life? Pretzel bread, where have you been all my life? Aug 5, 2010 6 :42 via... August 5, 2010 - 16 words,
The downside to being the emcee for #Cluecon is that I can't heckle presenters on Twitter. The downside to being the emcee for #Cluecon is that I can’t heckle presenters on... August 3, 2010 - 23 words,
At #cluecon: "We took so long to release version 5 we just decided to call it version 6." At #cluecon: “We took so long to release version 5 we just decided to call... August 3, 2010 - 25 words,
Even losing 11-1, ballpark is still packed. http://twitpic.com/2b4cu9 Even losing 11-1, ballpark is still packed. http://twitpic.com/2b4cu9 Aug 2, 2010 7 :02 via Twitter... August 2, 2010 - 15 words,
Catching a game at Wrigley Field tonight while I'm in Chicago. Catching a game at Wrigley Field tonight while I’m in Chicago. Aug 2, 2010 4... August 2, 2010 - 18 words,
Stuck in Denver waiting out flight delays, but there's Giants on TV and Ranger IPA to help me cope. Stuck in Denver waiting out flight delays, but there’s Giants on TV and Ranger IPA... August 1, 2010 - 26 words,
I'll be in Chicago representing @tropo at Cluecon next week. Ping me if you want to meet up while I'm there. I’ll be in Chicago representing @tropo at Cluecon next week. Ping me if you want... July 27, 2010 - 28 words,
Logging in from the @unitedairlines home page results in a 404. "We're recently redesigned our site..." Not very well, apparently. Logging in from the @unitedairlines home page results in a 404. “We’re recently redesigned our... July 26, 2010 - 27 words,
Watching 4 deer at the park when a coyote approached them. The buck moved away with the baby and the does chased the coyote away. Watching 4 deer at the park when a coyote approached them. The buck moved away... July 25, 2010 - 32 words,
What a great evening out with my wife. Pizza at Chicago Fire, then Pliny the Elder and Racer X at Samuel Horne's. What a great evening out with my wife. Pizza at Chicago Fire, then Pliny the... July 23, 2010 - 29 words,
24 Hour Fitness customer service is not available 24 hours. Ahh, irony. 24 Hour Fitness customer service is not available 24 hours. Ahh, irony. Jul 22, 2010... July 22, 2010 - 19 words,
They have Racer 5 at the State Fair. Yum. They have Racer 5 at the State Fair. Yum. Jul 21, 2010 3 :37 via... July 21, 2010 - 16 words,
Hey @rivercats: making me unsubscribe from your newsletter every time I buy tickets from you is obnoxious. Hey @rivercats: making me unsubscribe from your newsletter every time I buy tickets from you... July 21, 2010 - 24 words,
SacRuby gives speakers a copy of RubyMine as a thank you for speaking. Very nice. SacRuby gives speakers a copy of RubyMine as a thank you for speaking. Very nice.... July 21, 2010 - 22 words,
Don Mattingly is my new favorite Dodger. Don Mattingly is my new favorite Dodger. Jul 20, 2010 10 :08 via Twitter... July 20, 2010 - 14 words,
Nice secure terminal at Six Flags. http://twitpic.com/277lrz http://twitpic.com/276jy9 Nice secure terminal at Six Flags. http://twitpic.com/277lrz http://twitpic.com/276jy9 Jul 20, 2010 10 :08 via Twitter... July 20, 2010 - 15 words,
Six Flags has ads everywhere. Sponsored rides, tvs in lines, audio ads blaring over loudspeakers. Strange. Six Flags has ads everywhere. Sponsored rides, tvs in lines, audio ads blaring over loudspeakers.... July 20, 2010 - 23 words,
FasTrak might have the worst customer service I've ever seen. Utterly useless. FasTrak might have the worst customer service I’ve ever seen. Utterly useless. Jul 20, 2010... July 20, 2010 - 19 words,
Tupelo Coffee ETA is 15 minutes. Tupelo Coffee ETA is 15 minutes. Jul 20, 2010 9 :21 via Twitter... July 20, 2010 - 13 words,
I'll be at SacStarts coffee tomorrow, but only until about 11. I’ll be at SacStarts coffee tomorrow, but only until about 11. Jul 19, 2010 11... July 19, 2010 - 18 words,
Returned from backpacking trip to find out I'm a featured speaker at #drupalcampla -- see you there. http://j.mp/bxVzYe Returned from backpacking trip to find out I’m a featured speaker at #drupalcampla — see... July 19, 2010 - 25 words,
Currently: http://twitpic.com/26nvpg Currently: http://twitpic.com/26nvpg Jul 18, 2010 6 :55 via Twitter... July 18, 2010 - 9 words,
Heading up for some backpacking near Colfax with my son. Heading up for some backpacking near Colfax with my son. Jul 18, 2010 11 :11... July 18, 2010 - 17 words,
Amazon sells uranium. http://j.mp/dcR9dl The "customers also viewed" list is sort of scary. http://j.mp/aqsvd9 /cc @okwichu Amazon sells uranium. http://j.mp/dcR9dl The “customers also viewed” list is sort of scary. http://j.mp/aqsvd9 /cc... July 17, 2010 - 23 words,
Going to DrupalCamp LA? Vote for my session, Drupal as an Application Platform. http://j.mp/bq4Y4c Going to DrupalCamp LA? Vote for my session, Drupal as an Application Platform. http://j.mp/bq4Y4c Jul... July 17, 2010 - 21 words,
My 30 year old whisperlite fuel pump finally developed a faulty valve. But hey, who needs eyebrows anyway? My 30 year old whisperlite fuel pump finally developed a faulty valve. But hey, who... July 17, 2010 - 25 words,
Lots of events in August. I'm only going to be home for 11 days. Cluecon, LA Drupal, Adhearsion, Lone Star Ruby, & Gnomedex. Lots of events in August. I’m only going to be home for 11 days. Cluecon,... July 16, 2010 - 30 words,
I'm consistently amazed by the quality and speed of our tech support. I’m consistently amazed by the quality and speed of our tech support. Jul 16, 2010... July 16, 2010 - 19 words,
Always amazed at the amount of information people expose about themselves through out of office autoreplies. Always amazed at the amount of information people expose about themselves through out of office... July 16, 2010 - 23 words,
Looking for a Canadian or two who has a phone with Rogers so I can test something. Looking for a Canadian or two who has a phone with Rogers so I can... July 16, 2010 - 24 words,
The slides from my jruby talk at last night's SacRuby meetup are on slideshare: http://j.mp/dgBOwW The slides from my jruby talk at last night’s SacRuby meetup are on slideshare: http://j.mp/dgBOwW... July 16, 2010 - 22 words,
Working on the final touches for my talk on Jruby and how @tropo uses it for the Sacramento Ruby meetup at 7:30. http://j.mp/9Dt66S Working on the final touches for my talk on Jruby and how @tropo uses it... July 15, 2010 - 30 words,
RT @chaupt: Reminder that the SacRuby meetup is tomorrow (Thursday) night at 7:30pm PDT. http://bit.ly/aqLRLY @akalsey presenting jRuby ... RT @chaupt: Reminder that the SacRuby meetup is tomorrow (Thursday) night at 7:30pm PDT. http://bit.ly/aqLRLY... July 14, 2010 - 26 words,
According to the video on MacHeist, Calcbot will turn your iphone into an ipad when you rotate it. http://j.mp/afLBZX According to the video on MacHeist, Calcbot will turn your iphone into an ipad when... July 14, 2010 - 26 words,
Sacramento startup or entrepreneur and need some advice? http://j.mp/ccb0YV No cost help from people who've been there, done that. Sacramento startup or entrepreneur and need some advice? http://j.mp/ccb0YV No cost help from people who’ve... July 14, 2010 - 26 words,
Just spent a half hour helping two guys with an idea figure out what they need to do to move from "idea" to "startup." Just spent a half hour helping two guys with an idea figure out what they... July 14, 2010 - 31 words,
Will be at Open Coffee in 15 minutes Will be at Open Coffee in 15 minutes Jul 13, 2010 9 :25 via Twitter... July 13, 2010 - 15 words,
PHP seems to be caching an include file. No matter what changes I make to it, the old version still loads. Stumped. PHP seems to be caching an include file. No matter what changes I make to... July 11, 2010 - 29 words,
Just bought some tickets to a game at Wrigley for while I'm at ClueCon. Just bought some tickets to a game at Wrigley for while I’m at ClueCon. Jul... July 11, 2010 - 21 words,
Mr Potato Head is a lefty. http://twitpic.com/23nm7c Mr Potato Head is a lefty. http://twitpic.com/23nm7c Jul 8, 2010 10 :05 via Twitter... July 8, 2010 - 14 words,
If you drive into central London there's a tax you must pay first. Would have been nice for #Hertz to tell me that. £8 instead of £90. If you drive into central London there’s a tax you must pay first. Would have... July 8, 2010 - 34 words,
Cryptonomicon sells for more on Kindle than it does in paperback. Cryptonomicon sells for more on Kindle than it does in paperback. Jul 5, 2010 6... July 5, 2010 - 18 words,
Putting your unsubscribe links in white text on a black image background means they don't show up in email clients that don't show images. Putting your unsubscribe links in white text on a black image background means they don’t... July 5, 2010 - 31 words,
Ground bloom flower accidentally landed in the pile of discarded fireworks. Only thing to catch fire? The safety tips brochure. Ground bloom flower accidentally landed in the pile of discarded fireworks. Only thing to catch... July 4, 2010 - 27 words,
Chuck Norris can hold his iPhone 4 any way he wants. Chuck Norris can hold his iPhone 4 any way he wants. Jul 1, 2010 8... July 1, 2010 - 18 words,
Got an email from Nigeria looking for help transferring a soccer team out of the country. http://j.mp/cYEmEX Got an email from Nigeria looking for help transferring a soccer team out of the... July 1, 2010 - 24 words,
Just watched Orange answer a call. With their TV. Yeah, a softphone, built into the TV. #sftelephony Just watched Orange answer a call. With their TV. Yeah, a softphone, built into the... June 30, 2010 - 24 words,
How do you explain how you built a complex product in a 10 minute presentation? Focus on the highlights like I just did at #sftelephony How do you explain how you built a complex product in a 10 minute presentation?... June 30, 2010 - 32 words,
"By breaking this seal, you're agreeing to the License Agreement that you can't see until you break this seal." “By breaking this seal, you’re agreeing to the License Agreement that you can’t see until... June 29, 2010 - 26 words,
I'm guessing Amazon doesn't sell a whole lot of item #2 http://j.mp/a2FRJW I’m guessing Amazon doesn’t sell a whole lot of item #2 http://j.mp/a2FRJW Jun 29, 2010... June 29, 2010 - 19 words,
.@unitedairlines is using carrier email gateways for SMS. Someone should tell them how unreliable that is. .@unitedairlines is using carrier email gateways for SMS. Someone should tell them how unreliable that... June 28, 2010 - 24 words,
Nice new Mileage Plus dashboard from @UnitedAirlines. Easier to use, more useful info at a glance. Great stuff. Nice new Mileage Plus dashboard from @UnitedAirlines. Easier to use, more useful info at a... June 28, 2010 - 25 words,
RT @tropo: Tracking calls with Google #Analytics and #php on Tropo. http://j.mp/cht1wx RT @tropo: Tracking calls with Google #Analytics and #php on Tropo. http://j.mp/cht1wx Jun 28, 2010... June 28, 2010 - 19 words,
Monday afternoon fun: I resurrected the old Star Wars hotline. Call (714) 643-2997. http://j.mp/arnvLe Monday afternoon fun: I resurrected the old Star Wars hotline. Call (714) 643-2997. http://j.mp/arnvLe Jun... June 28, 2010 - 21 words,
There's no I in "team". But there's two of them in "I win" There’s no I in “team”. But there’s two of them in “I win” Jun 28,... June 28, 2010 - 20 words,
This is the blog of Adam Kalsey. Unusual depth and complexity. Rich, full body with a hint of nutty earthiness.